XenoxX Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Then you can start ripping people off, it's called capitalism. OT:You are too young,some themes presented in this game is quite mature and a kid your age might not be able to handle it.Try it in the future maybe when you are 14-17 years old,you will understand it more,but now you won't understand jacksihit except for splosins,language,and killing. EDIT: 15?Thats means your immature,do good in school and man up. BS... I played GTA since I was 5 years old... and I am still sane person. theGTAking101, ten-a-penny, craigdyid and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Foot Soldier Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Kill your parents or start doing heroin. Both will hurt them. ten-a-penny, XenoxX, Igor Bogdanoff and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoxX Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Kill your parents or start doing heroin. Both will hurt them. I laughed way too hard at this craigdyid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eram Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) - snip- Oh and btw I enjoy showing porn to my grandfather and he enjoys seeing it. No doubt your grandfather should enjoy it, the question is how do you enjoy yourself when showing it to him?... Edited July 10, 2015 by Eram Uncle Vlad, ten-a-penny and The Dedito Gae 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigdyid Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I used to watch my uncle play GTA 3 when I was 8. My uncle first let me play GTA (Vice City) when I was 10. My mum brought me my first GTA (San Andreas) when I was 11. You know what happened to me? You know what I grew up to be?... A peace loving humanitarian who's done voluntary work for charities and is kind to everyone he meets! I think at 15 they should realise that you'll soon be an adult. I take it your American and your family are probably nutty christians? Being a kid from the UK is so much easier! Probably because we don't have guns so we can't run around shooting each other pretending we're still playing GTA... What about the internet and the porn on there? Do they filter your online access? What about on the news where you hear about ISIS beheadings and can see videos of such online... What about newspapers where they give graphic accounts of cannibalism, rape and all other sorts of horrendous VERY REAL things. Sounds like you're unlucky man! Maybe try asking them if they want to put you in a little foam box and lock you away from the brutal real world we live in. Anyhow I've got some GTA to get on with XenoxX, Eram and M0rk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyGator Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA. craigdyid and ten-a-penny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA. Edited July 11, 2015 by S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigdyid Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA. Not a bad suggestion... Also OP, if you want to play GTA but can't try coming on sexually to your mother. You'll be JUST like Trevor! Keep flirting and trying to have intercourse with your mother till she caves in and lets you play GTA. Try jacking off to some pictures of her infront of her, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA. Not a bad suggestion... Also OP, if you want to play GTA but can't try coming on sexually to your mother. You'll be JUST like Trevor! Keep flirting and trying to have intercourse with your mother till she caves in and lets you play GTA. Try jacking off to some pictures of her infront of her,You're starting to sound like Gordon Northcott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UshaB Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Show them this: http://www.forbes.com/sites/jordanshapiro/2014/08/27/a-surprising-new-study-on-how-video-games-impact-children/ Explain your reasons as to why you're not a crazed psycho gun wielding, "I hate you students!" asshole. Study everyday and night to show your parents you're a mature student. Also, be friendly towards them, don't act all sadistic. Also exercise. That gives me an idea. Wake up early in the morning and just do some jogging. Come back and start studying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 If they just- oh who am I kidding, you're sh*t outta luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyGator Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA. Not a bad suggestion... Also OP, if you want to play GTA but can't try coming on sexually to your mother. You'll be JUST like Trevor! Keep flirting and trying to have intercourse with your mother till she caves in and lets you play GTA. Try jacking off to some pictures of her infront of her, And after this, stick your hand up her Batcave and pull out your baby brother so he can play GTA too. Johnny Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Rebel Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Back in '93, when I was 14, I asked my parents for games such as Duke Nukem 2, Mortal Kombat 2, and Doom. They got them for me, because they knew I had proven to them that I was mature enough to handle the adult themes while also knowing the difference between a video game and real life. Besides, they never believed in that "video games cause violence" bullsh*t. You don't need to "persuade" them. You just need to try to get your parents to understand what my parents understood. Do good in school and help out around the house, but don't make it seem like you're sucking up to them just to get your game back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger311 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 My parents are really relaxed. That's because I showed them I know what I can handle in my fictional entertainment, and what I can't. I told them I wanted GTA 5, gave them the money, they picked it up for me. Simple as that. If it turned out to be too violent or graphic for me, they knew I wouldn't play it. Just show them you know when enough is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eram Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) 42 and counting (yeah, lol, I'm too old for this...) Everyone on this topic should announce their age before posting, it would make things so much easier Edited July 11, 2015 by Eram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger311 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 42 and couting (yeah, lol, I'm too old for this...) Everyone on this topic should announce their age before posting, it would make things so much easier 17, I was 16 when I got it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigdyid Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 42 and counting (yeah, lol, I'm too old for this...) Everyone on this topic should announce their age before posting, it would make things so much easier Back in this man's day the only concern his parents had was that he wouldn't die building pyramids! I'm literally half your age, but given how fast the last four years have gone... I'm sure it won't feel like long till I am there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eram Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) 42 and counting (yeah, lol, I'm too old for this...) Everyone on this topic should announce their age before posting, it would make things so much easier Back in this man's day the only concern his parents had was that he wouldn't die building pyramids! I'm literally half your age, but given how fast the last four years have gone... I'm sure it won't feel like long till I am there! My 8y old <B to play catch with Chop and doing yoga, but that's as far as she goes on GTA. Afterv +12 or so, age really doesn't mater (despite gun's availability...), you just have to really know your kid (how hard is that? lol). "Having a kid is a kinda like getting some letter, after opening it, there might be some surprises" Edited July 11, 2015 by Eram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBellicGTAIV Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 So you're literally giving a kid advice to persuade his parents to buy him the game... Read that slowly... don't you find something wrong in there? Like, every word?... Kid, I'm gonna give you some real advice: FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND GOING OUTSIDE. Only after that think about not being able to play a videogame. And think about a workaround BY YOURSELF instead of asking in an internet forum. Or at least ask to your friends, or people you actually know in real life. And yes, that is a conservative way of seeing things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRaijin Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I used to have GTA IV and GTA V, but my parents took it away and sold them after they looked at the reviews and researched a lot about it. Still no luck after trying over and over to ask if i can buy them again. Any advice to try and get it back? Thanks! Children shouldn't be playing with adult games.Your parents did right by taking it away from you, and sold it. I'm actually glad that they are some good quality parents out there that actually cares for the well being of their children. Congratulations to your parents for doing the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Back in '93, when I was 14, I asked my parents for games such as Duke Nukem 2, Mortal Kombat 2, and Doom. They got them for me, because they knew I had proven to them that I was mature enough to handle the adult themes while also knowing the difference between a video game and real life. Besides, they never believed in that "video games cause violence" bullsh*t. You don't need to "persuade" them. You just need to try to get your parents to understand what my parents understood. Do good in school and help out around the house, but don't make it seem like you're sucking up to them just to get your game back. Being a good regular child does not correlate with them deciding you should play M rated games or not lol. A lot of kids help around the house and get good grades yet they still are censored from violent content. What if OP already does chores and makes good grades? Those things have absolutely NOTHING to do with maturity either. @above: Oh shut the f*ck up. So you're literally giving a kid advice to persuade his parents to buy him the game... Read that slowly... don't you find something wrong in there? Like, every word?... Kid, I'm gonna give you some real advice: FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND GOING OUTSIDE. Only after that think about not being able to play a videogame. And think about a workaround BY YOURSELF instead of asking in an internet forum. Or at least ask to your friends, or people you actually know in real life. And yes, that is a conservative way of seeing things... You are absolutely pathetic. Edited July 11, 2015 by Scaglietti Dope_0110 and AboveAndBeyoncé 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 IV and PS2 games are a LOT different. Old games have a certain charm to them that I would suggest you to enjoy at this young age. Don't miss! I followed a natural progression too; something that many young and new players today, don't bother to look at after they become addicted to the current trends of gaming in an ecosystem of AAA garbage and graphics whoring. IV is going nowhere. You can still catch up with the new games easily if you are naturally inclined and growing up with a passion for good gaming experiences, regardless of the graphics/trends. I am just picturing myself so speaking from experience. V is an absolute sh*t game. You are not missing here anything. So listen to your parents, and enjoy the old games as much as you can at this young age and free time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimeball supreme Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Why wouldn't they let you buy the game? GTA teaches you about: -Sports like Tennis and Golf -Party games like Darts -Landmarks and Architecture of major American cities -Saving Tips after using Prostitutes -all about cars -What weapons to bring when hiking And so much more! Your parents must be terrible if they're not letting you play educational games. Cutter De Blanc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAndBeyoncé Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Well what you could do OP is you can download it digitally and that way you have it forever (parents can't take something that's digital ) that's your best bet, just saying theGTAking101 and Nameless Foot Soldier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the buckit Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Rob a store or do arson till someone takes you serious about being a grown boy slimeball supreme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyGator Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 So you're literally giving a kid advice to persuade his parents to buy him the game... Read that slowly... don't you find something wrong in there? Like, every word?... Kid, I'm gonna give you some real advice: FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND GOING OUTSIDE. Only after that think about not being able to play a videogame. And think about a workaround BY YOURSELF instead of asking in an internet forum. Or at least ask to your friends, or people you actually know in real life. And yes, that is a conservative way of seeing things... Wow, what a baby boomer. theGTAking101 and Gnocchi Flip Flops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the buckit Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 So you're literally giving a kid advice to persuade his parents to buy him the game... Read that slowly... don't you find something wrong in there? Like, every word?... Kid, I'm gonna give you some real advice: FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND GOING OUTSIDE. Only after that think about not being able to play a videogame. And think about a workaround BY YOURSELF instead of asking in an internet forum. Or at least ask to your friends, or people you actually know in real life. And yes, that is a conservative way of seeing things... Don't be a square bear bro you're sounding like a narc go do some newspaper crossword puzzles and play snake on your nokia So you're literally giving a kid advice to persuade his parents to buy him the game... Read that slowly... don't you find something wrong in there? Like, every word?... Kid, I'm gonna give you some real advice: FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND GOING OUTSIDE. Only after that think about not being able to play a videogame. And think about a workaround BY YOURSELF instead of asking in an internet forum. Or at least ask to your friends, or people you actually know in real life. And yes, that is a conservative way of seeing things... Don't be a square bear bro you're sounding like a narc go do some newspaper crossword puzzles and play snake on your nokiaDam you're right buckit Cop_21, slimeball supreme, theGTAking101 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Vlad Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 - snip- Oh and btw I enjoy showing porn to my grandfather and he enjoys seeing it. No doubt your grandfather should enjoy it, the question is how do you enjoy yourself when showing it to him?... On topic - my parents don´t give a sh*t about what kind of games I play...maybe it´s because I´m 33 and they´re living a few hundred miles away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I feel bad for you. My parents don't care at all about what I play on the PC I built So you're saying they don't care about the "50 Shades of Molly" that you're making on that PC of yours? Wow... no Family of The Year. Oh and btw I enjoy showing porn to my grandfather and he enjoys seeing it. slimeball supreme and UshaB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotic Bison Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 OP: Or you could just give up on your shenanigans and go play Barbie Pony Rescue, it seem more your style anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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