What's With Illuminati Symbols?!

[Aqua97]

Yeah, like rockstar say the government is experimenting with UFOs in game and in real life astronaut's like Edgar Mitchell are saying that the government is covering up Aliens and UFOs and sh*t like that. Maybe there just trying to tell us something? Idk

 

Edited July 10, 2015 by Aqua97

[Dr Labuschagne]

"And here I am, thinking conspiracy theories were out of style"

 

My father...

[psymin]

My opinion

 

Rockstar is using the only method available to spread truth, and that is humor and satire.

 

These symbols are ancient. They honor and suggest the God-hood of human-kind. Hence why they are prevalent in anything that helps SHAPE our reality, as we are all co-creators.

 

The controllers feed on our fear.

 

Dont be scared.

 

Research.

 

I am glad that Rockstar is savvy.... it is no coincidence that all of their games show the corruption in the power structure.

There are more than just the' bad' illuminati...

[LL Cool L]

the original all see-ing eye is meant to be positive, the illuminati associated themselves with ancient positivity to give it a negative light and deceive, you cant trust it anywhere you see it

[HelloMyNameIs...]

Maybe because it looks cool.....*sigh* some people.

[thegtaguy123756]

The illuminati wants to micro chip us

[theNGclan]

Just to piss off conspiretards.

 

"omg gay jew mafia loominatey jesus is comin reptilian invasion celebrity sacrifice"

[thegtaguy123756]

Just to piss off conspiretards.

 

"omg gay jew mafia loominatey jesus is comin reptilian invasion celebrity sacrifice"

 

 

Are you for real? Wow man you just went full retard

[GunTotinHippie]

Guy said it above. Rockstar put it as satire, but they're killing the humor with it. It's now to the point where they themselves become suspicious.

Ephesians chap 6 is my jam bro woo!! you gotta put on the whole armour of god!

[Setzaroth]

I hope you guys are joking... if not... smoke less weed, read more books

[thegtaguy123756]

I hope you guys are joking... if not... smoke less weed, read more books

 

Are you from ps us forum? If u are ur a proper twat

[Above Omnipotence]

Makes mr think about that Abolish Government song by T.S.O.L.

[GunTotinHippie]

How many of us have been in a Titan flown by another player that decided to recreate the WTC attack? Don't those fools know jet fuel can't melt steal beams?

If GTA had anything to do with the luminutties the in game physics / destructibility would be awesome. Plus, we wouldn't need homing launcher DLC cause we could take down aircrafts with boxcutters. Think about it.

I remember being a kid thinking back like all these dudes had was a box cutter and no one fought back... And i been stabbed before you better pump some air in ya cojones man it aint goin down like that.

[Setzaroth]

 

I hope you guys are joking... if not... smoke less weed, read more books

 

Are you from ps us forum? If u are ur a proper twat

 

 

And who might this be?

[Hoosierdaddy76]

This thread reminds me of a stencil I saw awhile back while riding my bike around the city:

[paperbagdude]

Rockstar works with the devil.

[slowburn29]

if you believe in the illuminati, you would believe that they control all major media in an effort to pollute the morality of the population

 

so if you kill the hooker you can get your money back, but a pyramid was too far?

[Setzaroth]

Hmmm, I've also noticed that a LOT if famous people make these strange hand signals as well. What is going on?

 

Marketing....because there is no such thing as bad publicity. If 1,000,000 mouth breathers tweet a picture of Katy Perry covering one of her eyes with the hast tag "illuminati" "come back jesus" etc etc, that's just free exposure.

 

The only conspiracy here is the leveraging of people's paranoia

[StoneCold-Y2J]

I meet a Lizard Person once.

[saintsrow]

are you guys serious? I really can't tell

Hey, being Illuminati costs a lot of money -- they have to get that money somewhere. Let's look at Rockstar. $265 million to produce GTAV; $3 billion in sales - you do the math Sounds like Illuminati-scale finance to me

Edited July 10, 2015 by saintsrow

[SteelBeams]

OP, if you havent realized by now, the people who work for rockstar are all trolls. Notice how AI traffic always tries to f*ck you over, notice how the game actively tries to kill you for no reason, listen to the chatter on the radio stations, listen to peds as they talk.

 

GTA is a game for trolls, by trolls.

 

 

 

[Synophrys]

We've been waiting for you.

[NubcakeVII]

 

are you guys serious? I really can't tell

Hey, being Illuminati costs a lot of money -- they have to get that money somewhere. Let's look at Rockstar. $265 million to produce GTAV; $3 billion in sales - you do the math Sounds like Illuminati-scale finance to me

 

The crazy thing is that they released the game THREE times.

 

Three rhymes with dollar. Dollars are money. Presidents are on dollars. What's also on the dollar? The all seeing eye! Rockstar has a president, Illuminati corrupts presidents, Illuminati down in the dumps and needs a new viral marketing campaign that doesn't involve sh*tty rappers singing about them without basis.

 

SOOOOOOO

 

Illuminati decides to corrupt Rockstar and funds GTA V, but only if they include subliminal messages in them to sell edgy coffee mugs on backwater gift websites.

 

It's genius. You're all blind sheeple.

Edited July 10, 2015 by NubcakeVII

[theNGclan]

 

Just to piss off conspiretards.

 

"omg gay jew mafia loominatey jesus is comin reptilian invasion celebrity sacrifice"

 

 

Are you for real? Wow man you just went full retard

 

I went full retard? I just dressed that conspiretards are lulzy.

 

Look up all that crazy sh*t. It's hilarious.

[Wallly]

It's too late to stop it now. You might as well embrace it...

[craigdyid]

I have an Illuminati tattoo on my elbow.

 

But only because I'm a shape shifting reptilian who's out to get Ron.

 

The rest of you guys who have them are just weirdos...

[Setzaroth]

OP, if you havent realized by now, the people who work for rockstar are all trolls. Notice how AI traffic always tries to f*ck you over, notice how the game actively tries to kill you for no reason, listen to the chatter on the radio stations, listen to peds as they talk.

 

GTA is a game for trolls, by trolls.

 

 

 

 

satire is the word you're looking for

[RayBanNeonColors420]

This is the funniest place on the internet right now. Funny because you have no clue how close you are to the truth. The real deal would blow your mind, pyramid owl god monsters called molec eat babes while you sleep kinda sh*t.

[H x R G]

funny to see how many people are too blind to acknowledge how corrupt the government is

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

I hope you guys are joking... if not... smoke less weed, read more books

or Option C:

Edited July 11, 2015 by nWo_Y2J_2015