Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 So, in the new patch, they added new coat options. One is a "trench coat" according to the game files. Clearly, it's not. It's a pea coat, and anyone with a basic sartorial flair knows that a full length trench coat for men extends to the knees. A peacoat is about the same length as a suit jacket. Rockstar owe me for the money I spent on this DLC. The cars are too expensive so they must want me to cheat. And thousands of dollars for a coat? So unrealistic. I bet I could go to Tom Ford and get a navy peacoat for like $30. (But seriously though, it's not a trench coat.) Deven123, cdjen93, Vik and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGeoThumbs Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Pizentu and Chloroform 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGeoThumbs Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? Heists, ILL, Ninety9Soulz and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Jones Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) Soooo, they slightly mislabeled some pieces of clothing in the game files? Stop the presses, cuz sh*t is getting REAL. Edited July 8, 2015 by Slam_Jones Ender_Sai, Naean, DevilDaRebel and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread?No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here. Ender_Sai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Everytime we get a new update, people howl with carefully manufactured and manicured outrage. Nobody is ever satisfied for a $0 content patch with new items. I love the update, the peacoats look good (though would have been nice to support shirt/tie combos). We get some nice driving shoes. I'm wearing brown leather driving gloves and playing Kavinsky ft Loveboxx "Nightcall" as I drive. GTAO is alright kids. Let's stop being angry for... literally no reason. silverharbinger and SRTTURBO4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Ill-Gotten Gains Read the title.Its meant to flaunt your cash for the rich and wealthy,don't expect a price drop anytime soon.If you have enough money,these updates serve as a money sink so you don't need to complain that you have nothing to spend it on. This isn't real life,its a video game,get over yourself.They don't owe you anything,ffs they don't even need to update this game. If you don't like this game then leave,many other people would be willing to take your spot. Ender_Sai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Those Chickens Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I was slightly disappointed that they did not include a black overcoat (trench coat?), yet there was a green one, a navy one, and beige/cream colored one etc.. Anything but a black one. I know there's the black wool coat, but it's not the same! Ender_Sai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Well the jersey jackets from pt 1 are called bomber jackets so there's that. Who names those clothes? Ender_Sai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 I was slightly disappointed that they did not include a black overcoat (trench coat?), yet there was a green one, a navy one, and beige/cream colored one etc.. Anything but a black one. I know there's the black wool coat, but it's not the same! Do you mean the strange long coat they made which is also part of the new premade outfits as "the investor" and, not as the look suggests, "the investigator"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honch777 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I feel uncultured, this is the first time I've ever heard of "Pea coats." Heists and Ender_Sai 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Turketarian Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Why does my character stand weird with the new pea coat on? Lol. He looks all stiff as if it doesn't fit or something. All Those Chickens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloroform Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This thread is yawn....... Ocelot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreFacTor Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) I feel uncultured, this is the first time I've ever heard of "Pea coats."Sailors/ Longshore men wear them. They are wool, light and warm. BTW I think everyone is confused between dusters, rain coats and trench coats but I'm no fashionista either. Edited July 8, 2015 by TreFacTor Ender_Sai and Honch777 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloroform Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread?No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. Btw op, bitch and moan. Edited July 8, 2015 by Chloroform Vik 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. They came out in LTS!(I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarimboHanky Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. They came out in LTS!(I think) yes they did! Vik 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Those Chickens Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I was slightly disappointed that they did not include a black overcoat (trench coat?), yet there was a green one, a navy one, and beige/cream colored one etc.. Anything but a black one. I know there's the black wool coat, but it's not the same! Do you mean the strange long coat they made which is also part of the new premade outfits as "the investor" and, not as the look suggests, "the investigator"? Yes, that. I can't believe my own disappointment at that little thing, but I just couldn't help myself. Oh well, at least it is a free update. Ender_Sai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloroform Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. They came out in LTS!(I think)yes they did!Why was I thinking they only came out in heist? Either way, they still came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REXX Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I can't believe they didn't add a long black trench coat. Was looking foward to one, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarnageRacing00 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 OP, the problem is that your "satire" is so believable thanks to the ridiculous bullsh*t spewed by the rabid IV fanboys, that nobody immediately got the joke. saintsrow, Ender_Sai and SRTTURBO4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSocks Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Game files could call it a sh*t coat and it wouldn't make a difference. Who the f*ck cares? Why is this a thing? Chloroform 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. Btw op, bitch and moan. Hi Chloroform. I see you're still struggling to process stuff. You're aware I'm taking the piss (a phrase meaning to mock, not to literally extract urine) out of people who complain with hyperbolic rage over the tiniest detail right? Offff course you're not. OP, the problem is that your "satire" is so believable thanks to the ridiculous bullsh*t spewed by the rabid IV fanboys, that nobody immediately got the joke. I am still pleased with this outcome. I feel uncultured, this is the first time I've ever heard of "Pea coats." Now you know and can bore your friends with the details! For reference, this is a peacoat most of you will have seen: SRTTURBO4 and Honch777 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeammateHelper Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm still wearing the wool coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloroform Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't you see the clothes on your character before you make the purchase? Do you not understand satire? In any event, I happen to like the peacoat so I bought the black and navy ones. What is the point of this thread? No trenchcoat, no fingerless gloves. There's a trend here.Uh, fingerless gloves came out in heist. Btw op, bitch and moan. Hi Chloroform. I see you're still struggling to process stuff. You're aware I'm taking the piss (a phrase meaning to mock, not to literally extract urine) out of people who complain with hyperbolic rage over the tiniest detail right? Offff course you're not. OP, the problem is that your "satire" is so believable thanks to the ridiculous bullsh*t spewed by the rabid IV fanboys, that nobody immediately got the joke. I am still pleased with this outcome. I feel uncultured, this is the first time I've ever heard of "Pea coats." Now you know and can bore your friends with the details! For reference, this is a peacoat most of you will have seen: This forum isn't your personal playground. This thread servers no purpose and shouldn't even be a thread. All you enjoy doing is spamming and being judgmental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender_Sai Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 If you say something stupid, yes I judge you for it. The issue isn't with me, Chloroform, it's that your posts are rarely preceded by the firing of synapses. The update was great. We got a McLaren, and I'm trying to find a way to make it mimic the Vodafone McLaren Mercedes F1 car without going chrome. I might have to go for the McLaren-Honda livery. We got a boat that looks like the sole of a shoe. We got racing shoes that aren't boots per se, more loafers. A classic Corvette/Austin-Healy lovechild. All for $0. There's no reason to be unhappy. But people still will be. Frankly it's tiring, but since they and you show no signs of giving up the fight and embracing our lord and saviour common sense... SRTTURBO4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaontour Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 There are cars and guns in the art, and there are cars and guns in the game. OP'S ARGUMENT IS NOW INVALID. Sorry, but this thread is totally pointless. Chloroform 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeammateHelper Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm requesting a lock for this thread. Mods? Chloroform 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaontour Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I'm requesting a lock for this thread. Mods? You need to click report on the OP, as opposed to asking in the thread. Just in case you didn't know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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