Favourite description's of vehicles

[JoeFury1997]

Post your favourite description of a vehicle (or weapon or clothing item)

 

This is the description of the new black fin.

 

(Sorry if this thread exists)

 

[The Gator]

Wow, I can't really see that. Wanna post a bigger picture?

[Hurst.]

^ Its fine, get a bigger monitor.

[LehPhatGer-bear]

The Vacca. I don't know it by heart but in there it says something like, "Your date thinking it's okay to have anal on the first date."

[Commander S]

Still the Comet for me - remember crying with laughter first time I read this:

"You always wanted one of these when in high school - and now you can have the car that tells everyone yes, these are implants - on your head and in that dizzy tart next to you. Boom. You go, tiger."

[JoeFury1997]

Wow, I can't really see that. Wanna post a bigger picture?

Sorry for the sh*tty quality (mobile user, don't know how it looks on PC)

 

OT: I love how the descriptions openly mock the players purchasing them.

Edited July 8, 2015 by JoeFury1997

[Claptrap NL]

^ Its fine, get a bigger monitor.

It's sarcasm

[Sean O'God]

The Elegy's description is awesome. It's referenced as the "legendary supercar slayer," which is a nod to the real GTR and its similar reputation. The description also alludes to previous GTR models being illegal in the States and how silly it was to focus on crushing them rather instead of prioritizing more important issues. I find it funny that they refer to the Nurburgring as "some German tollroad" when describing where the Elegy was tested.

[Lebowski_RS]

"High taxes, socialism, constant darkness… Sweden really is proof that, if you fill a country full of hot women, people will put up with a wretched landscape. By pussying out of armed conflicts for the past 200 years and focusing instead on investment in education, healthcare and manufacturing, the Swedes now enjoy one of the highest standards of living in the world. The result is a nation that's terrible at democracy but excellent at making ridiculously fast sportscars."

 

Entity's description = words of wisdom.

Edited July 8, 2015 by Lebowski_RS