What type of gamer annoys you the most?

[DrSweatySphincter]

The one who has to go off the radar just to shoot me down in my jet. I have never once gone off the radar, if you want to kill me over and over you know where to find me

[SingingTrout85]

People who waste team lives in a mission by griefing/killing another player. It's not annoying, it's stupid. Stop being stupid.**

[Grindgrizzly1]

The ones who are just plain dumb. U blow up my car while I'm in the gun shop minding my own business and I'm going to make it my life duty to kill u and blow up your cars tenfold.

 

And I can't forget about the ones who just can't play heists to save their life. Die numerous times and when u tell them what to do they just keep doing the same dumb stuff. Prison break pilot is the worst for this

[IlIIlIlIIlIlIIlI]

Squeakers with microphones. Anyone whose parents can still influence their microphone interactions with other human beings, but whose very same parents seem conspicuously absent every time they're in a lobby with me.

[soundism]

People who talk about people who die in heists as if they aren't people who have died in heists.

[Grindgrizzly1]

People die in heists in happens but if your doing something retarded and die your an idiot. Prison break is the perfect example. The pilot ONLY needs to pull a u turn behind the jet and just cruise behind it the jet NEVER takes shArp turn to kill the pilot. But u get dummies trying to do fancy stuff and die. Or the morons that try to land the plane with the jet right by them and either crash or get shot down.

[ersd123fastman]

Anyone who says "Shut up bitch" just because of my age on their 5$ mic while they insist on killing me in their chrome Zentorno and yelling "I'll hack you m8!!11!1!11".

[Schumy7]

People who play to quick on missions or heists. Rush as an idiot to goals if it is a race.

[IlIIlIlIIlIlIIlI]

People who play to quick on missions or heists. Rush as an idiot to goals if it is a race.

 

Why...?

[Schumy7]

 

People who play to quick on missions or heists. Rush as an idiot to goals if it is a race.

Why...?

Because they die all time.

And just because.

[IlIIlIlIIlIlIIlI]

I still don't see that as a problem. If anything it frees you up to adopt whatever strategy you want - with bonus spectators.

 

Obviously not in heists, but that's randoms for you.

Edited September 14, 2015 by IlIIlIlIIlIlIIlI

[Grindgrizzly1]

I rip to where I got to go but will wait for others to get there before I actually start the mission

[Rotarl]

1: Those who can't race for schnitzel [terrible pick for a bad word, I know]. I know if I play with randoms I am basically asking for it and there is non-contact race. However, non-contact lobbies are rather annoying to fill up.
2: Marksman Rifle spammers/Explosive spammers. You trade a few kills here and there. You so happen to spawn or have them spawning a bit far... Next thing you know you're getting spammed. Or simply get bombed left and right.
3: Those who are clearly getting themselves beaten to a pulp and resort for a jet, jet buddies, insurgent buddies, tank buddies and such. We started out alone and on foot. Let's remain as such.
4: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD NOISES!!! That bloody obnoxious mic picking sounds from Uranus and returning with terrible music.

But what really gets on my nerves... Those who take this game so seriously [ironic, huh?] they feel the need to point out every stat they have over yours, how many times they killed you and how they believe you're mad. Guess schnitzel [ogod] talk is something we all have to deal with nowadays, eh?

Edited September 15, 2015 by Rotarl

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

The people who PIT manoeuvre during races, like seriously? You're that desperate? Lmao, okay then.

 

People who blare foreign music through their mic. Please stop.

 

People who kill me as I'm shopping.

Edited September 15, 2015 by HGR

[Captain BlaKe I]

Oh lord, there is a lot, i'd say the kids who act like they're playing Call of Duty and worry about their KD Ratio too much, then pull the "I'm gonna boot you offline" Myth

[SinZer0s]

-Explosive Spammers

-Deathmatch campers i don't have a problem if you hide behind a wall or something but seriously THE WHOLE DEATHMATCH IN THE SAME PLACE?!!

-Bulletproof helmet "pros" people KNOW that thing gives you headshot protection they don't use it for fashion they use it to win the easy way

-Loud sound on mic i don't wanna hear your stupid modern rap or whatever

-Kids i hate kids specially the ones in grand theft auto screaming for nothing and ugly cars

Funny fact: i don't even wanna have a girlfriend just because of the fact that she could ask me to get married or even have a kid

 

i have a lot more things but you would probably call me a racist crybaby etc yeah im weird....

[EddieLTU]

Player Hater type of assholes who just kill random people for no reason

Roleplaying crew type of kids

Kids rolling with Kurumas and Insurgents

Foreigners that can't speak english (especially Russians and Latin)

ANYONE below the age of 18/or immature kids

[SkyChat]

What typed of gamer annoys me the most? Hmmm.... I'd have to say the ones with room temperature IQ's LOL.

Is it just me or is it hot in here, I'd say at least a 190 degrees, pfeww

[SmokesWithCigs]

-Explosive Spammers

-Deathmatch campers i don't have a problem if you hide behind a wall or something but seriously THE WHOLE DEATHMATCH IN THE SAME PLACE?!!

-Bulletproof helmet "pros" people KNOW that thing gives you headshot protection they don't use it for fashion they use it to win the easy way

-Loud sound on mic i don't wanna hear your stupid modern rap or whatever

-Kids i hate kids specially the ones in grand theft auto screaming for nothing and ugly cars

Funny fact: i don't even wanna have a girlfriend just because of the fact that she could ask me to get married or even have a kid

 

i have a lot more things but you would probably call me a racist crybaby etc yeah im weird....

 

This helmet doesn't provide the much protection for one thing and it helps to even the odds a little against over powered players. If I bought the f*cking thing then you can best believe I'm going to use it. If you have one why don't you go into the interaction menu and put yours on and fight fire with fire instead of whining like a bitch with menstrual cramps. I can't stand gamers like you.

[Zeta87]

According to wikipedia cheaters are "players", so yeah... CHEATERS.

Edited November 3, 2015 by Zeta87

[Rooni]

Casual trash and jet kids.

"I can use my auto shotgun! It's in the GAEM!!!!!!"
"Yes, but it takes absolutely no skill to use"

[theEwing1979]

People that over use the combat roll.

 

Roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll...... Urrggghhhh. Yeah I get it. You're awesome, you have an awesome 'legit' KDR and mine is a mere 1.18 or something. You rule. I am a peasant noob. 😐

Edited November 3, 2015 by theEwing1979

[FrugalDangerMan]

People that over use the combat roll.

 

Roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll...... Urrggghhhh. Yeah I get it. You're awesome, you gave an awesome 'legit' KDR and mine is a mere 1.18 or something. You rule. I am a peasant noob.

 

Combat rolls should not only have a longer cool down between uses, but people who use it should have a 1-2 second delay before being able to target lock after a roll.

 

Seriously, the combat roll and it's rules in game are retarded. Guy rolls an I can't target him yet he can keep his lock on me and kill me as soon as he stands?

 

No. Nothing about that makes any sense. If I have you in my sights and you roll, I follow with your roll and continue to shoot. Meanwhile, your roll makes you loose your lock on me because your eyes can not roll through the back of your head and you need time to reacquire me when coming out of the roll.

 

Personal experience with this tells me combat rolls are the DUMBEST thing you can do in a fire fight when you do not have cover to ROLL INTO. I go paint balling several time a year with friends who I also play GTA with. A few months ago as we were gearing up, some douche canoe on the other team was taking sh*t because he has a high KDR in COD and bragging about how he was going to kick so much ass.

 

My friends and I just looked at each other and rolled our eyes. We see this crap all the time.

 

A few minutes in to the game, I had him in my sights pinned around a corner. He had good cover and had taken out two of my friends already. But I had him dead to rights and he knew it, so what does he do? He jumps out FROM BEHIND HIS COVER and tries to combat roll. I lit him up before he even got back to his feet and he lost his sh*t on me.

 

"You can't shoot me while I'm rolling!!"

"The f*ck I can't."

"That's not how it works, you're not supposed to shoot me when I roll!"

"....? Do you think this is a video game? This is real life dude..."

 

And I just started laughing at him. He turned a shade or red I have never seen on a living person before and got quiet then stormed off throwing his gear the entire way. I made this douche rage quit paint ball because he thought the combat roll rules actually work in real life.

[Absolut]

Try riding a bike in freeroam. I honestly can't see the challenge in gunning a guy on a bmx or motorbike from your ARMORED KURUMA! I've had a loads of these. In general, when you are going about your thing and someone suddenly kills you, that's BS.

People who don't learn/listen on missions. Usually the same ones that try to hit you off the road on the way to a mission. They still arrive last.

Generally people that think everyone should play their invasive and aggressive way. Sure, it's fine sometimes. Not often.

[Driver92]

The " i follow you for no reason and destroy your 27,000$-ish supercar everytime you call it again" kind of player -.-

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

People who talk over top of the game,black op/call of duty types and race rammers

...sooo pretty much everyone in gtao. :-)

[huckmonkey]

The type who play a game that they don't actually like, and they whine, and moan, and complain about every aspect of the game in their friends ears. And even go as far as to rage out of control over the mic when they suck at the game and keep dying or being killed. I get on this game to have fun and actually enjoy it. If you don't, get the f*ck off or at least STFU about it!!

 

Oh... and b*tchy women, and b*tchy manwoman(men that act like b*tches).

Edited November 3, 2015 by huckmonkey

[Cjs3315]

The Manchild.

[Zeta87]

People that over use the combat roll.

 

Roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, shotgun blast, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll...... Urrggghhhh. Yeah I get it. You're awesome, you gave an awesome 'legit' KDR and mine is a mere 1.18 or something. You rule. I am a peasant noob.

Just take cover when they're using it or try to shoot them as soon as their feet are back on the ground (and don't play on auto aim lobbies, so no lame auto-lock).

[Solid Scorpion]

In no particular order.

The bragger, the noob, the newb, the elitist, the casual, the hardcore, the male-gamer, the girl-gamer, the whiteknight, the squeaker, the old, the young, the passive, the aggressive, the passive-aggressive, the lone wolf, the teamplayer, pretty much everyone.