tuff_luv_capo Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 This is how I play vice. Copy/Paste & check each that apply for you and see if you are as hardcore as me. [ ] I never use ammunation. Ever, not even for armor [ ] I only use pay n' sprays to fix a car, not for pursuits [ ] I know the location for every police bribe/ item in the city [ ] I never use the rocket launcher [ ] I drive cars at 6 stars. f*ck the army, they ain't gettin' to me [ ] I start fist fights with large gangs and never leave till I'm done- no guns [ ] I'm not afraid to go into the army base without a cop uniform, hell- I do it for fun [ ] I never leave the scene of even the most hectic crime until my bodyguard is safe and in the car with me [ ] I have an internal clock and always know when a police chopper has just respawned [ ] I can snipe a police chopper pilot from miles away, as soon as it spawns [ ] I sit in a white MV cheetah with a left-side mirror in a soiree with my bodyguard at a red light, waiting for that thug to steal a car (miami vice lovers, unite! [ ] I've destroyed over 600 cars in one Hotring Sitting [ ] I have 16 target minutes in Bloodring [ ] I've completed DirtRing in less than 3 minutes [ ] I can jump from a chopper onto a boat without fail [ ] I can fly the skimmer upside down and circle Vice City twice (even under bridges) upside down [ ] I've killed 42,000 people [ ] I've destroyed 12,000 cars [ ] I've caused 240 million dollars in property damage [ ] 556 days have passed in my game See how many of those perty lil' boxes you can light up.. (For all you form up-tights that are gonna be an azzh0le, remember that this vice section has died a little, so we need some fun things to do.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamk15 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 you say you never use pay n spray but the no escape mission you need to use it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 TLC - is this supposed to be your stats? hmm - I feel a wave of unbelieveble-ness coming over me. Can the skimmer be flown upside down? Cool! I can't believe I've never tried that. I stopped playing soon after completing the 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turgon Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 wow man your so hardcore, now i feel like an ass because i play the game the way i want. so basically the point of this whole thread is to brag about how you play vice, well ya know what no one gives a crap. since your so hardcore you should show that list to some girls maybe they'll wanna hook up wit you cuase you play the game so extremely. anyway im way more hardcore than you , i play vice hanging upside down outside of my bedroom window while bats chew on my testicles, man i hate you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 [X] I never use ammunation. Ever, not even for armor I don't need to use it anymore. 200 health and armour afterall. [X] I only use pay n' sprays to fix a car, not for pursuits Yep - As soon as I get out I run someone over to make sure I get my stars right back. [X] I know the location for every police bribe/ item in the city[/i] Yep - as far as I know... [X] I never use the rocket launcher Pussy weapon, no fun at all. [X] I drive cars at 6 stars. f*ck the army, they ain't gettin' to me Please, the army pose little threat they use slow vehicles so the only danger is if I puncture all my tires, makes cornering a b*tch. [X] I start fist fights with large gangs and never leave till I'm done- no guns Of course, it's more fun. [X] I'm not afraid to go into the army base without a cop uniform, hell- I do it for fun Yeah I like my threads I aint gonna wear NO cop uniform plus I like the gun in the first tower to the left of the entrance I don't want to have to change clothes every time I want it. [X] I never leave the scene of even the most hectic crime until my bodyguard is safe and in the car with me Of course! Hell I treat my bodyguards like close friends. Never leave a man behind! [ ] I have an internal clock and always know when a police chopper has just respawned No....I'm working on this one... [X] I can snipe a police chopper pilot from miles away, as soon as it spawns If I see him spawn then yes, easy enough. [ ] I sit in a white MV cheetah with a left-side mirror in a soiree with my bodyguard at a red light, waiting for that thug to steal a car (miami vice lovers, unite! No...Im usually the one stealing the car not the other way around. [?] I've destroyed over 600 cars in one Hotring Sitting Not sure, I lost count [?] I have 16 target minutes in Bloodring [?] I've completed DirtRing in less than 3 minutes [?] I can jump from a chopper onto a boat without fail [?] I can fly the skimmer upside down and circle Vice City twice (even under bridges) upside down [?] I've killed 42,000 people [?] I've destroyed 12,000 cars [?] I've caused 240 million dollars in property damage [?] 556 days have passed in my game I will need to check the rest of the above questions. I AM being honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 to the first poster- I meant other than missions, of course to Azzy- Yes, it definitely can be flown upside down to turgon- dude, you make fun of people for not having lives, yet you do so on a VIDEO GAME FORUM, get real. And yes I am bragging. Gotta problem biotch? to widowmaka- Thank you for at least fulfilling the purpuse of this thread, you one cool cat- good to see people don't depend on ammunation, too Wow, 4 replies in 25 minutes is a new record for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I don't want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I don't want to eh - what? I'm glad to see Turgeon is still a complete Flamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 I don't want to Well then here are you options- A) Don't post and give yourself as bad of a name as turgon B) Add atleast an explanation to your post C) Find something else to do Thanx for da support azzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I may as well support the post properly: [X] I never use ammunation. Ever, not even for armor [X] I only use pay n' sprays to fix a car, not for pursuits [X] I know the location for every police bribe/ item in the city [ ] I never use the rocket launcher [ ] I drive cars at 6 stars. f*ck the army, they ain't gettin' to me [ ] I start fist fights with large gangs and never leave till I'm done- no guns sounds like fun! why have I never tried it! [ ] I'm not afraid to go into the army base without a cop uniform, hell- I do it for fun ouch! - I still haven't been able to do that [ ] I never leave the scene of even the most hectic crime until my bodyguard is safe and in the car with me haven't seen the bodyguards yet, I'll be picking them up tonight though [ ] I have an internal clock and always know when a police chopper has just respawned [ ] I can snipe a police chopper pilot from miles away, as soon as it spawns another one on my todo list [ ] I sit in a white MV cheetah with a left-side mirror in a soiree with my bodyguard at a red light, waiting for that thug to steal a car (miami vice lovers, unite! MV Cheetah? What it mean? [ ] I've destroyed over 600 cars in one Hotring Sitting [ ] I have 16 target minutes in Bloodring [ ] I've completed DirtRing in less than 3 minutes [ ] I can jump from a chopper onto a boat without fail todo [ ] I can fly the skimmer upside down and circle Vice City twice (even under bridges) upside down todo [ ] I've killed 42,000 people [ ] I've destroyed 12,000 cars [ ] I've caused 240 million dollars in property damage [ ] 556 days have passed in my game That's it. Most of it is todo, and I'm glad to finally have a reason to play it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 MV is Miami Vice, a TV show. That's why the cheetah's come at three stars. Just a R* joke. Crocket and tubbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turgon Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 i wasnt making fun of you because you have no life. i was making fun of you and this board because the posts are still meaningless and are posted by kids who try and make themselves look cooler than everyone else for god knows what reason. personal problems i assume. and Azkoyen maybe i wouldnt flame if the people on this forum would grow a brain and not post idiotic stuff. believe it or not i have posted plenty of times here without flaming anyone, its just no one seems to notice becuase its so rare cause the topics ae always repugnant. probably to big a work for you kiddies. anyway this is my last post so everyone can rejoice, im gonna try my best to stay away but its really hard when i see poo like this. im a member of several forums (mainly raven forums) and this forum is NOT stimulating at all. i havent been here in like a week and the front page has been recycled with all new topics and they're all the same as they used to be. this topic does absolutly nothing for anyone., see ya kids., no go do your homework before you get grounded. turgon has the left the building., let the party begin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 I also forgot to mention that I almost never pause. I leave tommy in a spot where no one can steal the car and just do waht I need to do. That keeps the clock running and is just as good as pausing. Does anybody else do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boardstyles Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 has anyone used the map since like the first day you had the game? i wish you could turn it off, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 has anyone used the map since like the first day you had the game? i wish you could turn it off, lol If you mean the radar, well you can turn it off from options... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robcordner Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 where do i get the bodyguards??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robcordner Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 where do i get the bodyguards??? and how do i use them?/ get them in a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Rob, they're sitting on the couch in Vercetti estate. When you walk in the front door, turn right and they're in the ground floor room sitting down. You have to have 100%'d the game to get them. Now, TLC. Are you a big fat liar? I think so. I tried this flying the skimmer upside down sh*t and it wouldn't do it for more that a split second. Flying straight and banking hard right will not get it upside down, it just stalls and rolls back over. I also tried doing a barrel roll and even that won't work. It just rolls over again. So - are you a liar? Can anyone else corroborate TLC's story? Az. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcpd19 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I can do all the flying stuff you said, but anyway... You are a Yakuza Chopper Pilot? Cool, the TCB just allied with you guys, and *I* am the TCB Pilot, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 vcpd19 - describe how to fly the skimmer plane upside down then man! I couldn't do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Dude Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 i never go into ammunation and i never use pay-n-spray. even to fix up a car. if its a car i like i'll just push it back to my garage after its exploded wtf u mean u never use rocket launcher? wheres the fun in that? if u go into the army base without a cop uniform u get shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerMilk Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Holy sh*t! Jesus TLC, you're probably the most hardcore gta vc player (if all of what you say is true). I'm pretty hardcore too (but not as much as you). Here's what I do. 1. I never use the pay n' spray (unless it's absolutely essential to pass a mission. by the way you can do No Escape without going to the pay and spray, just collect bribes.) 2. I never buy weapons or armor from the ammunation (but you never would have to since you have 100%). 3. I never run from the army in a vehicle. I always do it on foot. It's the only way I lose health. 4. I too go into the army base without the cop outfit for fun. 5. I never leave a hectic firefight until everyone else is dead or I'm dead. (Golf Course with 6 stars is like a fu*king battlefield! 6. I take on gang members with my fists (It's not very hard though). 7. I know the location of every bribe and weapon around the city. 8. When I do use a vehicle to run from the army (which is rare), I use the golf cart or baggage handler. That's all I do pretty much. I don't have 100% because I hate ambulence and fire truck missions so much I don't even attempt them. But all of my friends say I am the most hardcore vc player they know. But I'm not very hardcore compared to you TLC. Oh, and that guy who said you don't have a life, TLC, he's just another one of us who has no life as well. Hell, if you post on this forum regularly, you can't have much of a life. But at least I'm man enough to admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alastair Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 no offense 'man', but how can you call yourself a 'man' if you have no life? anyway, ya cant snipe tha police pilot cause there is no pilot in police helicopters... tha army barracks thing aint difficult... i go ta ammunation but only if im plannin on savin my game (for quickness) if im lucky enough ta have tha bodygaurds appear (for some reason theyre not there every time) i usually let them do what tha f*ck they like, they dont really help me out so,i wait but if theyre too slow i jus reverse over them, f*ck em... i havent killed too many peeps cause i jus got a action replay/gameshark, an im too busy gettin loadsa bullet proof lowriders in various colours... (by tha way, theres nuttin hardcore about playin video games, face it, your only pressin buttons, your not actually doin anythin thats impressive, anyone can press buttons) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlianAnt Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 [ ] I never use ammunation. Ever, not even for armor I like that place. Eventho i'v got offcial guide. [x] I only use pay n' sprays to fix a car, not for pursuits Why would I abandon a nice 5-6 star chase? [x] I know the location for every police bribe/ item in the city Iv got the guide [x] I never use the rocket launcher Still not good nuf even with fast load [x] I drive cars at 6 stars. f*ck the army, they ain't gettin' to me I think its fun! [x] I start fist fights with large gangs and never leave till I'm done- no guns Much more fun. Plus, Tommey does all the kewl kicks [x] I'm not afraid to go into the army base without a cop uniform, hell- I do it for fun My clothes nover go off my body. [ ] I never leave the scene of even the most hectic crime until my bodyguard is safe and in the car with me Cant, dont have 100 hiden packages [ ] I have an internal clock and always know when a police chopper has just respawned Your craping me, right? [x] I can snipe a police chopper pilot from miles away, as soon as it spawns When I see it, It goes down [ ] I sit in a white MV cheetah with a left-side mirror in a soiree with my bodyguard at a red light, waiting for that thug to steal a car (miami vice lovers, unite! ) I cant, not all 100 packeges [ ] I've destroyed over 600 cars in one Hotring Sitting Nope, iv done that 1 time [ ] I have 16 target minutes in Bloodring Nope [ ] I've completed DirtRing in less than 3 minutes And youv done this too? ! BS! [ ] I can jump from a chopper onto a boat without fail prove it! [ ] I can fly the skimmer upside down and circle Vice City twice (even under bridges) upside down I dont >>>think<<< this is possible can [x] I've killed 42,000 people 52,000! Vice is my life. [x] I've destroyed 12,000 cars By golley, you betcah. [x] I've caused 240 million dollars in property damage Yup. As i said, Vice is my life. I would also like to thank my good friend, the Hunter. [ ] 556 days have passed in my game Nope,only about 300-350 Metal up your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 no offense 'man', but how can you call yourself a 'man' if you have no life? anyway, ya cant snipe tha police pilot cause there is no pilot in police helicopters... tha army barracks thing aint difficult... i go ta ammunation but only if im plannin on savin my game (for quickness) if im lucky enough ta have tha bodygaurds appear (for some reason theyre not there every time) i usually let them do what tha f*ck they like, they dont really help me out so,i wait but if theyre too slow i jus reverse over them, f*ck em... i havent killed too many peeps cause i jus got a action replay/gameshark, an im too busy gettin loadsa bullet proof lowriders in various colours... (by tha way, theres nuttin hardcore about playin video games, face it, your only pressin buttons, your not actually doin anythin thats impressive, anyone can press buttons) yes, you CAN snipe the pilot. You just don't know it. Flying the skimer upside downn, I never said it was easy. I also never use the map. hello to other pilot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 TLC - describe how you fly the skimmer upside down please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 TLC - describe how you fly the skimmer upside down please... Well Im at a school so if I get cut off it's because the teacher is looking. Okay if you take the skimmer from pr0n island and head north to the beach, for some reason that gives you lift. If you try to fly it upside down over water, it stalls. And you shouldn't try a loop-dee-loop, just pull up and take a hard left. Then hold up and you'll figure it out. Ima take a pic when my digi cam gets new batteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkoyen Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 hmm - I'll try that then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Squad Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I'll tell ya how I do it... I've got 4 different saved games. Of which 2 are strictly non-cheat, the other 2 are for fun and cheat-laden. I mean, since we can save more than 1 game, why not do it that way just to see what the cheats are like, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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