Name the things in V that don`t make any sense at all

[wiizardii]

 

Franklin's script in general throughout the game. I get that he's 'hood' but some of his lines are just pure trash. When buying a car "Well, lets see what dat look like when it get here, den" - what?...

And I haven't played the kill Trevor ending - but the dialogue during the kill Michael ending is awful. "Hey, where you goin' man!" Um - running from the guy who just tried to shoot and kill him? "Man I thought bout' it but it the only way!" - Oh right, that's going to persuade Michael to stop running and accept his death? Right...

 

Speaking of the kill Michael ending... how the f*ck does it make sense in the slightest? The reasons for doing it are plainly bullsh*t. Why would Franklin want to do what Devin told him when Devin has been such an asshole to him throughout, while Michael has supposedly taught Franklin the ropes of the serious crime-world? And why is Franklin - one of Michael's known friends - sent to do it instead of an experienced Hitman or something? To play through that choice, you literally have to accept that you're playing as someone who is all of a sudden extremely deluded, towards an extremely deluded goal - and nobody likes doing that

Good points man, good points.

The question that`s always bugging me is how the hell couldn`t that piece of sh*t Weston hire some guy from the Merryweather to pop Michael? Wasn`t he a partial owner of the Merryweather company? Didn`t he have like 100 of those soldiers defending his house? And he couldn`t get 1 guy to kill Michael? So he needs Frank to do it instead! Franklin, Michael`s best friend and Weston`s enemy?

 

Why exactly would Frank even listen to this scammer after that thing with the cars? Let alone killed his best friend?

It`s like some guy would scam me for big money and then he`d have the nerves to come to me and ask i should kill my best friend because he had disagreeings with him. And i would do that?

 

LMFAO, R*.

 

These kind of things make me wonder what kind of drug those guys who got this idea to write this crap were on..Some of the things really look like one, big schizophrenic mess without a fraction of logic and common sense.

 

Dude I get you're frustrated, but you don't need to go so far. There are people who suffer from that disorder and I am sure it's no fun. You are not the only one angry about stuff in V, but please know where the line is crossed

[MrDeSanta]

 

 

Franklin's script in general throughout the game. I get that he's 'hood' but some of his lines are just pure trash. When buying a car "Well, lets see what dat look like when it get here, den" - what?...

And I haven't played the kill Trevor ending - but the dialogue during the kill Michael ending is awful. "Hey, where you goin' man!" Um - running from the guy who just tried to shoot and kill him? "Man I thought bout' it but it the only way!" - Oh right, that's going to persuade Michael to stop running and accept his death? Right...

 

Speaking of the kill Michael ending... how the f*ck does it make sense in the slightest? The reasons for doing it are plainly bullsh*t. Why would Franklin want to do what Devin told him when Devin has been such an asshole to him throughout, while Michael has supposedly taught Franklin the ropes of the serious crime-world? And why is Franklin - one of Michael's known friends - sent to do it instead of an experienced Hitman or something? To play through that choice, you literally have to accept that you're playing as someone who is all of a sudden extremely deluded, towards an extremely deluded goal - and nobody likes doing that

Good points man, good points.

The question that`s always bugging me is how the hell couldn`t that piece of sh*t Weston hire some guy from the Merryweather to pop Michael? Wasn`t he a partial owner of the Merryweather company? Didn`t he have like 100 of those soldiers defending his house? And he couldn`t get 1 guy to kill Michael? So he needs Frank to do it instead! Franklin, Michael`s best friend and Weston`s enemy?

 

Why exactly would Frank even listen to this scammer after that thing with the cars? Let alone killed his best friend?

It`s like some guy would scam me for big money and then he`d have the nerves to come to me and ask i should kill my best friend because he had disagreeings with him. And i would do that?

 

LMFAO, R*.

 

These kind of things make me wonder what kind of drug those guys who got this idea to write this crap were on..Some of the things really look like one, big schizophrenic mess without a fraction of logic and common sense.

 

Dude I get you're frustrated, but you don't need to go so far. There are people who suffer from that disorder and I am sure it's no fun. You are not the only one angry about stuff in V, but please know where the line is crossed

 

Well it was only a methaphore actually. With all due respect to the people who suffer from such issues.

Maybe i gave a bad example but some of the things like mentioned above really make you wonder...

The things like spontaneous faceplant is the perfect example. Or the 5-seconds long "resting" on the ground after your character falls down. It is frustrating.

 

OT

-does anyone know why the golf course or a movie studio have restricted airspace?

"attention aircraft! This is the prohibited airspace. Divert your course or you will be shot down"

 

lol

[Choco Taco]

Why is there a timer limit on the invincibility cheat? I mean seriously? Who on earth thought that was a good, or necessary idea? I'd literally love a rational explanation even if it doesn't fully justify it. I can't think of a single reason why they thought the extra programming for a timer was worth it - or even a positive decision.

 

That time limit is the dumbest sh*t ever. It's like they don't want you to have fun.

 

It's the same thing with how they don't let you use certain cheats during missions. Why the hell not? Just let us have fun.

[Mister Love]

Trevor

[Choco Taco]

You can buy a passenger jet, but there's no proper place to fly to. Why didn't they at least put an airstrip and safehouse in Paleto Bay?

[The Dedito Gae]

There's pizza, Cluckin Bell and Burguer Shot boxes in Trevor's trailer, even though there's no place in Blaine County that sells those.

[Choco Taco]

There's pizza, Cluckin Bell and Burguer Shot boxes in Trevor's trailer, even though there's no place in Blaine County that sells those.

 

[The Dedito Gae]

lol, this is the best reply i got in this site.

[Sean O'God]

All land vehicles are limited to a top speed of 120mph unless you use Franklin's special ability or a cheat code.

 

inb4thegamecanthandlecarsgoingabove120eventhoughit'scompletebullsh*t,itabsoliutelycanhandleit,justusetheslideycarscheatcodeandyou'llseethegamerunssmoothasasscheekswhengoingatthetopspeedinlikeanAdderorsomesh*t

[beretta-gt88]

Ok here is my complete 'doesn't make sense with V' list.. Time to bash V for it's problems:

 

 

- The f*cking cops. Nuff said. I accidentally drove towards a cop, he got mad, started shooting at me, I lose my armour health, and my beautiful car get's ruined. And then I drive over him because I got so damn angry and then what happens..... 3 f*cking stars. And then what happens? I have to f*cking lose them all which takes 50 F*CKING YEARS OF MY F*CKING LIFE F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK.

 

- Ok this may not be an issue for alot of players, but it is for me. It is LITERALLY motherf*cking impossible to do a police rampage with fast cars anymore. I really don't know of R* are giving out patches or updating the police AI so they are harder, but this didn't happen before and happens all the time now. The cops, I mean... What the f*ck? Like I said on the first one, they just make no sense. They're cyborg terminator superman combined with batman. I couldn't even last 5 minutes. It makes no sense. First, they have f*cking mini vans with two guys on the side while driving f*cking 5000000000 miles per hour and then 100% accurate, I mean not even Max Payne is this accurate. I died withing 5 minutes with my super car... Oh which brings me to my next point.

 

-They ram you... Oh god help me so I don't destroy my keyboard.... THEY F*CKING RAM YOU. So, R*.. Basically they told themselfs that cops in real life will ram anyone at anytime and ruin their own car just to get a criminal? Wow, super realistic... The AI is so damn lazy that 5 SWAT vans surround you, ram into you, and start shooting you untill you die if you do the rampage in a highway. And they always come to you the opposite way no matter which highway you drive, and once again they drive like 5 billion miles per hour so it gets even harder.

 

-You stand near the cops and they arrest you.. Once again is R* telling us this is realistic? On what charges will the cops arrest me on? Battery on your f*cking nerves? ...... This just doesn't make sense at all, AGAIN, the lazy AI.

 

-Whenever my car goes missing, it doesn't f*cking go to the impound. So frustrating, once again not everyone will experience this but some (LIKE F*CKING ME) may.... It's not just that I was killed in a cop rampage and lost my car, but whenever I go to the impound with a car that I want to put in there and take out a car that I don't want there, the car that was like 1 meter from me disappears forever and never comes back in the impound or anywhere... And there I stand and say ''...... Wtf.......?''.

 

- Because I am a ''hard player'' such as playing with free aim, no quicksave, etc the impound system is f*cked up. Which brings me to my next point.

 

-Why does the impound only hold a few cars at a time? For me, one car overwrites another one, so that car goes missing and never comes back. The impound system is lazy, stupid, and is the only excuse that the developers have for not giving SP the 10+ car garage.

 

-Why can't I run in an interior......? Or draw my gun.....? Ok is R* trying to make people angry by force? This really doesn't make any sense at all.

 

-No other safe houses. A huge thing that makes no sense. I am not going into GTA f*ckline, excuse me I mean GTA Dogsh*tline, oh I am sorry I ment to say GTA diarreline. Ah f*ck, sorry sorry I mean GTA Online, but damn this made no sense from the get go. We have the biggest map in GTA history but I have to use the sh*tty quicksave if I wanna save somewhere else in the map? Ok R*, you have accomplished something very nice *clap* *clap*

 

-Once again, the police AI. Nuff' said.

 

-The police AI, sorry I ment to say something else. The fact that there is no car insurance. Once again not gunna mention GTA Online, but this is a huge fail factor to the game.

 

-The lazy AI. To be honest, I really don't think R* worked on the AI so much on this game, they were too busy with GTA sh*tline it seems. The police AI, the pedestrians acting like weirdos if you go in front of them, and generally just the police AI... Once again.

What console you play on? the last update just fixed the impound at least on PS4 it did.

[Magic_Al]

How the Los Santos County Sheriffs Department Patrols Blaine County.

 

There's an in-game news article explaining that the Blaine County Sheriff is overwhelmed by the gang situation and requested help from Los Santos. The Blaine County Sheriff could deputize Los Santos officers to give them jurisdiction in Blaine County — that's just a bit of a stretch from real-life situations such as city officers also being deputized by the county sheriff. The real question is who would be paying for Los Santos county employees to patrol a whole other county, if Blaine County can't afford their own employees and vehicles. Maybe the Los Santos County Sheriff's Dept. gets to keep all the loot from civil forfeitures seized by their deputies in Blaine County.

[PhillBellic]

 

How the Los Santos County Sheriffs Department Patrols Blaine County.

 

There's an in-game news article explaining that the Blaine County Sheriff is overwhelmed by the gang situation and requested help from Los Santos. The Blaine County Sheriff could deputize Los Santos officers to give them jurisdiction in Blaine County — that's just a bit of a stretch from real-life situations such as city officers also being deputized by the county sheriff. The real question is who would be paying for Los Santos county employees to patrol a whole other county, if Blaine County can't afford their own employees and vehicles. Maybe the Los Santos County Sheriff's Dept. gets to keep all the loot from civil forfeitures seized by their deputies in Blaine County.

 

If that's the case, why do Sheriff Stations there have LSSD Signage then?

 

Anyway, I still think that was a development stuff up.

[Razar]

Still don't understand why there is a penitentiary in the game if the police politely executes you & your loved ones even if you just walk into them...

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I don't understand how they decided to give us FPV on current-gen but downsized the variety of cockpits:

• The Infernus has it's own RED cockpit, that's now been replaced with a Comet cockpit
• The Furore GT had a 997 Porsche cockpit instead of the Comet's 996 cockpit but now it has a Comet cockpit
• The Rapid GT Cabrio had a Super GT cockpit, now it has a 9F cockpit (what the literal f*ck???)
• The Ruiner had it's own unique 80's cockpit, now it's a Dukes cockpit
• The Voodoo had it's own unique 50's cockpit, now it's also a Dukes cockpit

And I'm sure there's more...

[PhillBellic]

How some LSPD Officers announce themselves as the SAHP, and vice versa.

[MrDeSanta]

I often hear on the police radio when driving a cop car;

"attention units, there`s a gang shootout near Pillbox Hill"

 

hmmm... i really want to do see that shootout for myself. Because we all know there`s no gang shootouts in this game.

I swear it`s the only GTA game where i have a feeling that M, T and F are the only criminals in the whole LS+ Blaine county area.

[PhillBellic]

I often hear on the police radio when driving a cop car;

"attention units, there`s a gang shootout near Pillbox Hill"

 

hmmm... i really want to do see that shootout for myself. Because we all know there`s no gang shootouts in this game.

I swear it`s the only GTA game where i have a feeling that M, T and F are the only criminals in the whole LS+ Blaine county area.

It would be great if that was the case where you could travel to an Active Crime Scene/Location.

[SuperGTFan]

Before the mission Mr. Philips.

 

When listening to the talk radio in Blaine County as Michael, Nervous Ron will sometimes appear in the interview and mentions Trevor, why doesn't Michael shows any reaction?

[Uncle Vlad]

All the houses with a "for sale" sign which aren´t buyable in SP. I´d love to have a hideaway with a garage in Chumash or Paleto.

Edited June 29, 2015 by Doctor Ray

[MrDeSanta]

Why the hell did Trevor take off his mask during the prologue cop shootout? Isn`t a little dumb to show your face to the cops like that?

I know they already recognized Michael`s face but it wasn`t needed for Trevor`s as well.

[The Dedito Gae]

Why the hell did Trevor take off his mask during the prologue cop shootout? Isn`t a little dumb to show your face to the cops like that?

I know they already recognized Michael`s face but it wasn`t needed for Trevor`s as well.

dead people can't recognize faces.

[PhillBellic]

 

Why the hell did Trevor take off his mask during the prologue cop shootout? Isn`t a little dumb to show your face to the cops like that?

I know they already recognized Michael`s face but it wasn`t needed for Trevor`s as well.

dead people can't recognize faces.

 

However, wouldn't there be Security Cameras in that Bank?

[SuperGTFan]

 

 

Why the hell did Trevor take off his mask during the prologue cop shootout? Isn`t a little dumb to show your face to the cops like that?

I know they already recognized Michael`s face but it wasn`t needed for Trevor`s as well.

dead people can't recognize faces.

 

However, wouldn't there be Security Cameras in that Bank?And that old lady T held hostage.

[Aerovitia]

However, wouldn't there be Security Cameras in that Bank?

 

Well, he is Trevor, after all.

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

Trevor ran off so if they knew what he looked like they couldn't find him.

 

Would of been nice to know how he got to Los santos.

[MrDeSanta]

I just remembered one of the biggest "doesn`t make any sense" things.

Wade found Michael in a phonebook directory?! A goddamn phonebook directory??!! How can some mentally challenged guy like Wade finds a guy who`s suppose to be under the federal protection in a goddamn phonebook?

Or better yet how did he know that Michael is married and has 2 kids? Does the phonebook also says if the person is married or how many kids they have?

"His name is Michael DeSanta, about the right age, married, two kids"

LOL

 

-Wade is seen to be stucked in the strip club after the mission Hang Ten like forewer. And the two sexy strippers are always touching him. How does that make sense? Why would 2 beautifull, sexy strippers who can get any man, touch some mentally challenged methead like Wade? And they even seem to be impressed by him. lol

-During the exile from LS, Trevor gets the msg from Frank about the O`Neills.

1. how did Frank even know the O`Neills came to Vespucci condo?

2. how did he know they were about to sens an RPG into the door?

 

-why is Frank giving a hard time to Michael in the FIB heist- roof approach? He seems pretty disgusted by Michael`s betrayal in NY. Which has some plot holes. Why would Franklin suddenly side with Trevor and feel so sorry for him when he knew Michael before Trevor and Michael was the one who introduced him to the bussines where he got more money in 1 heist than he ever did hustling?

Edited June 29, 2015 by MrDeSanta

[Son of Zeus]

 

 

OT

-does anyone know why the golf course or a movie studio have restricted airspace?

"attention aircraft! This is the prohibited airspace. Divert your course or you will be shot down"

 

lol

You casual gamer, you don't know? Hardcore games like V aren't for you clearly. Go play CoD, kid.

 

But still, I'll tell you- they're making the jetpack in the movie studio.

[thafablifee46]

Trevor ran off so if they knew what he looked like they couldn't find him.

 

Would of been nice to know how he got to Los santos.

he ran there of course, no stopping.

 

Ot, I feel the clothing the npcs wear are kinda off. Like some gangsters in LS where those jackets with timberland boots , skullys etc. And everyone else seems to dress like a r*s poor portrayal of a hipster.

[Uncle Vlad]

I just remembered one of the biggest "doesn`t make any sense" things.

Wade found Michael in a phonebook directory?! A goddamn phonebook directory??!! How can some mentally challenged guy like Wade finds a guy who`s suppose to be under the federal protection in a goddamn phonebook?

Or better yet how did he know that Michael is married and has 2 kids? Does the phonebook also says if the person is married or how many kids they have?

"His name is Michael DeSanta, about the right age, married, two kids"

LOL

 

Indeed, it seems to be a very strange phone book, when it also contains kindergarten kids (the second Michael Townley).

 

 

-Wade is seen to be stucked in the strip club after the mission Hang Ten like forewer. And the two sexy strippers are always touching him. How does that make sense? Why would 2 beautifull, sexy strippers who can get any man, touch some mentally challenged methead like Wade? And they even seem to be impressed by him. lol

 

I assume that their new boss told them to do so. To keep Wade from sniffing around and finding out what really happend to Floyd and Debra.

Edited June 29, 2015 by Doctor Ray

[SuperGTFan]

 

I just remembered one of the biggest "doesn`t make any sense" things.

Wade found Michael in a phonebook directory?! A goddamn phonebook directory??!! How can some mentally challenged guy like Wade finds a guy who`s suppose to be under the federal protection in a goddamn phonebook?

Or better yet how did he know that Michael is married and has 2 kids? Does the phonebook also says if the person is married or how many kids they have?

"His name is Michael DeSanta, about the right age, married, two kids"

LOL

Indeed, it seems to be a very strange phone book, when it also contains kindergarten kids (the second Michael Townley).

He's no molester, Doc.