thafablifee46 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I get what you mean though with GTA V. Once I was at Michael's house and I had a sweet Blade and Coquette Classic I had parked in the driveway ready for a photo op yet I turn around and my Blade which I just customised disappeared into thin air. Also I've had cars impounded that have been parked in garages. WTF? Same here with the garaged cars getting impounded lol thats very odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. And how you can massacre an entire Sheriffs Department without any lasting consequence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. And how you can massacre an entire Sheriffs Department without any lasting consequence. Apparently you jump aboard a train and that's the end of it. MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claptrap NL Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Here's a picture of those cops that doesn't make sense at all. Is this a roadblock? A traffic stop? What's this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. And how you can massacre an entire Sheriffs Department without any lasting consequence.Apparently you jump aboard a train and that's the end of it. It's like that Train washes away your Crimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. And how you can massacre an entire Sheriffs Department without any lasting consequence. Apparently you jump aboard a train and that's the end of it. It's like that Train washes away your Crimes. You can't follow a train. Ask a CJ. wiizardii, GTA-Biker and Bi0ha2ard_q8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Zeus Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 the scale of the Paleto Bay Heist's devastation just to buy a... what, a "couple of mil" cargobob, some silenced M4s, and a rubber dinghy lol yeah, it would of made more sense if they just stole the equipment instead. And how you can massacre an entire Sheriffs Department without any lasting consequence. Apparently you jump aboard a train and that's the end of it.It's like that Train washes away your Crimes.You can't follow a train. Ask a CJ.All I had to do, was follow the damn train. All that fat fool had to do was shoot properly. He messed up, not me! Uncle Vlad and wiizardii 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 -how did Trevor manage to get a dirt bike so fast in the mission caida libre. Michael and Trevor barely split up by going each in their own way yet a 5 seconds later T calls me and says "Mike, i`ve got some poor bastards dirtbike". Like wtf! -where did Michael get that Dinghy in the middle of Alamo sea where you can only find old suntrap boats and rednecks sitting in them during the derailed mission? -is there any sense in Lester knowing how to shoot a goddamn RPG in the big score? Let alone hiting the merryweather choppers? lmfao -why is Lester saying in the same mission that these rockets costs alot of money when they`re actually dirt cheap? -i also didn`t know that a computer hacker and PC expert doesn`t know how to close the goddamn popups and run an antivirus software. -and once again--why oh why are we forced on slow walking inside the interiors? It`s so annoying, time consuming and it also doesn`t make any sense. If such a technicall advanced game can`t handle few texture popups then i`m all ears about how IV did this succesfully AmbientZed, Bi0ha2ard_q8, Algonquin Assassin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta-gt88 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Why is Los Santos Customs the worst custom shop ever? no Supercharger,NOS,Air Bags,hydraulics,Chrome Rims,can't customize interior of vehicles,custom tail or head lights shape or design, the selection of paint never changes, no custom head light colors except blue, only a select few colors to paint rims, can't change tire or rim size,can't have more than one custom license plate, makes no sense. If activate Trevors special then jump off a roof it turns off, makes no sense. Vehicles have no tape or CD player or music port, makes no sense. Micheal,Trevor and Franklin fight exactly the same, makes no sense. no interiors, makes no sense. at the police impound there are 6 garages only 2 are used, makes no sense. can't buy garages or houses, makes no sense. no dealer ships or car lots to buy cars from, makes no sense. roofs and doors of vehicles don't take body damage, makes no sense. can't drop unwanted weapons, makes no sense. MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaguy95 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Why is Los Santos Customs the worst custom shop ever? no Supercharger,NOS,Air Bags,hydraulics,Chrome Rims,can't customize interior of vehicles,custom tail or head lights shape or design, the selection of paint never changes, no custom head light colors except blue, only a select few colors to paint rims, can't change tire or rim size,can't have more than one custom license plate, makes no sense. If activate Trevors special then jump off a roof it turns off, makes no sense. Vehicles have no tape or CD player or music port, makes no sense. Micheal,Trevor and Franklin fight exactly the same, makes no sense. no interiors, makes no sense. at the police impound there are 6 garages only 2 are used, makes no sense. can't buy garages or houses, makes no sense. no dealer ships or car lots to buy cars from, makes no sense. roofs and doors of vehicles don't take body damage, makes no sense. can't drop unwanted weapons, makes no sense. Considering the hardware this game runs on, most of your points make no sense stcro1 and craigdyid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcmcweeney Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 The fact that Paleto Bay is served by Los Santos Transit buses, which is about 4 hours in-game from LS, and we never see buses out there except for that one mission when Lester goes there. Working on the assumption that American bus companies work similar to UK ones, shouldn't Paleto be served by its own company? Or, at the very least, by Dashound? Dashound serves Paleto. On the bus stop where you pick Lester up, Dashound are shown to operate a service from Monday to Friday as well as LST services. I like the little details... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 No Impound Garage up North. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) Ok here is my complete 'doesn't make sense with V' list.. Time to bash V for it's problems: - The f*cking cops. Nuff said. I accidentally drove towards a cop, he got mad, started shooting at me, I lose my armour health, and my beautiful car get's ruined. And then I drive over him because I got so damn angry and then what happens..... 3 f*cking stars. And then what happens? I have to f*cking lose them all which takes 50 F*CKING YEARS OF MY F*CKING LIFE F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK. - Ok this may not be an issue for alot of players, but it is for me. It is LITERALLY motherf*cking impossible to do a police rampage with fast cars anymore. I really don't know of R* are giving out patches or updating the police AI so they are harder, but this didn't happen before and happens all the time now. The cops, I mean... What the f*ck? Like I said on the first one, they just make no sense. They're cyborg terminator superman combined with batman. I couldn't even last 5 minutes. It makes no sense. First, they have f*cking mini vans with two guys on the side while driving f*cking 5000000000 miles per hour and then 100% accurate, I mean not even Max Payne is this accurate. I died withing 5 minutes with my super car... Oh which brings me to my next point. -They ram you... Oh god help me so I don't destroy my keyboard.... THEY F*CKING RAM YOU. So, R*.. Basically they told themselfs that cops in real life will ram anyone at anytime and ruin their own car just to get a criminal? Wow, super realistic... The AI is so damn lazy that 5 SWAT vans surround you, ram into you, and start shooting you untill you die if you do the rampage in a highway. And they always come to you the opposite way no matter which highway you drive, and once again they drive like 5 billion miles per hour so it gets even harder. -You stand near the cops and they arrest you.. Once again is R* telling us this is realistic? On what charges will the cops arrest me on? Battery on your f*cking nerves? ...... This just doesn't make sense at all, AGAIN, the lazy AI. -Whenever my car goes missing, it doesn't f*cking go to the impound. So frustrating, once again not everyone will experience this but some (LIKE F*CKING ME) may.... It's not just that I was killed in a cop rampage and lost my car, but whenever I go to the impound with a car that I want to put in there and take out a car that I don't want there, the car that was like 1 meter from me disappears forever and never comes back in the impound or anywhere... And there I stand and say ''...... Wtf.......?''. - Because I am a ''hard player'' such as playing with free aim, no quicksave, etc the impound system is f*cked up. Which brings me to my next point. -Why does the impound only hold a few cars at a time? For me, one car overwrites another one, so that car goes missing and never comes back. The impound system is lazy, stupid, and is the only excuse that the developers have for not giving SP the 10+ car garage. -Why can't I run in an interior......? Or draw my gun.....? Ok is R* trying to make people angry by force? This really doesn't make any sense at all. -No other safe houses. A huge thing that makes no sense. I am not going into GTA f*ckline, excuse me I mean GTA Dogsh*tline, oh I am sorry I ment to say GTA diarreline. Ah f*ck, sorry sorry I mean GTA Online, but damn this made no sense from the get go. We have the biggest map in GTA history but I have to use the sh*tty quicksave if I wanna save somewhere else in the map? Ok R*, you have accomplished something very nice *clap* *clap* -Once again, the police AI. Nuff' said. -The police AI, sorry I ment to say something else. The fact that there is no car insurance. Once again not gunna mention GTA Online, but this is a huge fail factor to the game. -The lazy AI. To be honest, I really don't think R* worked on the AI so much on this game, they were too busy with GTA sh*tline it seems. The police AI, the pedestrians acting like weirdos if you go in front of them, and generally just the police AI... Once again. Edited June 28, 2015 by Phoenix_Poop MrDeSanta, Misunderstood, Official General and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 You definitely don't like the AI in this Game, Phoenix_Poop. wiizardii and Razar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) Great post @Phoenix_Poop. Pretty much sums up all the problems with AI in this game. And those are the reasons i go LOOOOOOL everytime i hear someone says that the AI in V is smart and cops are challenging. Excuse me but how are they challenging if they don`t know how to jump over the smallest car i block the entrance with? How are they smart if they don`t want/know/are afraid to follow me into the subway? How are they smart if i can kill 100000000 of them and go into the subway with them see me doing it and after the stars are gone i just go out, encounter the same cops who saw me going in, say "hello officer" to them and they reply "good day"? LMFAO How are they smart if i can set them like 100 sticky bombs and proximity mines and they just run right into them? Their AI is so f*cking stupid it`s almost unbelievable for a 2013 game. OT: - are all people in LS heavy caffeine addicts? I can hardly see someone without a cup of coffee in their hands. Or do they drink caffeine-free? -are NPCs in this game all light like a feather? They fall down when i barelly touch them. -who in their right mind included the ragdoll button? -how is that every store clerk magically knows when i have the wanted level when i walk in? Do they see the stars in the top of my damn screen or what? I just got 1 star because i beat the crap out of a dog and his annoying owner near the airstrip in SS. I jump in a car and drive to the 24/7 in SS and walk in. The chinesse clerk who works in there somehow magically knows i`m being searched by the cops because he says "GET OUT! You cannot bring mad chasing police into my store" like wtf! This game has the most broken, f*cked up AI i ever saw. Edited June 28, 2015 by MrDeSanta AmbientZed, Official General, A.O.D.88 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) -who in their right mind included the ragdoll button? wait, what?the ragdoll button is the best thing about V! what's wrong with it? OT: why Michael doesn't have so many suit options as Franklin? Edited June 28, 2015 by Midnight Hitman Nah nah nah Gta 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 -who in their right mind included the ragdoll button? wait, what?the ragdoll button is the best thing about V! what's wrong with it? OT: why Michael doesn't have so many suit options as Franklin? Well it is cool just for messing around or "ragdolling the NPCs with yout topless protagonist" just like you wrote in another thread ... But it can get annoying. Especially when running away from the cops on foot, jumping over the fences when you press circle by a mistake and faceplant right in the wall. Then it takes like forever for the character to get up and run further. But one thing i don`t understand. The characters seems to faceplant by default. Even when i don`t press the ragdoll button? Why don`t they try to fall on their hands instead of directly on the face? The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) ..Then it takes like forever for the character to get up and run further...uggh,this! In IV they get up instantly, they take too much time to get up again in V, is even worst when Trevor is in rage mode. Edited June 28, 2015 by Midnight Hitman MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 ..Then it takes like forever for the character to get up and run further... uggh,this! In IV they get up instantly, they take too much time to get up again in V, is even worst when Trevor is in rage mode. Oh gosh , yes. Especially when cops get overly aggressive and shove you with their car at 2 stars and shoot you like a mad man before you can get up. Once you go into ragdoll mode while getting shot , youre as good as dead MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) ..Then it takes like forever for the character to get up and run further... uggh,this! In IV they get up instantly, they take too much time to get up again in V, is even worst when Trevor is in rage mode. Oh gosh , yes. Especially when cops get overly aggressive and shove you with their car at 2 stars and shoot you like a mad man before you can get up. Once you go into ragdoll mode while getting shot , youre as good as dead This could be a pain in the ass during the fort zancudo rampage. When the tanks come and you enter the rage mode. And when the tank hits you Trevor goes flying. When he falls to the ground he just lays there forever. And by the time he gets up the tank fires a second cannon. So he falls down again...and again and agin...untill you run out of special ability and die. SOOOOO annoying. Which reminds me, wtf do characters fall down when they`re caught by fire? It`s totally unrealistic. OT -none of the epsilon missions makes any sense at all -is Michael super naive person or just incredibly stupid to pay all that money to epsilon or dr frielander? Didn`t he realize they were f*cking with him? I mean what kind of an idiot would pay $ 2000 to some fraudulent shrink who shows you the door after few minutes? Edited June 28, 2015 by MrDeSanta thafablifee46 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Rockstar logic. Apparently fire disrupts your nervous system causing the reflexes of the body to go haywire. Good sh*t rockstar MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-Biker Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 -Why are Heist DLC vehicles and a flare gun not in singleplayer? -Why is customization for some vehicles very limited (for example,why can´t we remove rust from beater cars,respray Sovereign,change wheels on Innovation...)? -How did The Lost MC recover from nearly falling apart in just 5 years,spread across the US and take over southern San Andreas from AOD´s main chapter? -Why do civilians who ride Daemons in freeroam have The Lost MC logos on seats? -How can any random gangbanger,biker or redneck make a headshot with a pistol at over 50 yards? -How can a police cruiser get a boost to ram into a sport car,super car or sport bike going full speed? -Why do cars explode when they fall on the roof? A few more I remembered: -If The Lost MC bikers know where Trevor lives (they trashed his trailer after he killed Johnny,Terry,Clay and some other bikers),why didn´t they just return a few more times until they found him home to kill him? -If Ballas know Lamar kidnapped their OG D,why did they kidnap him and bring him to the sawmill near Paleto Bay when they could simply shoot him on the middle of the street?Are they turning into Austin Powers-style bad guys? -Why do people start attacking you or calling the cops on you just for standing near them for a while? -If you choose to kill Michael in the final mission,but then change your mind and try to save him,why does he headbutts Franklin like an idiot while still hanging,causing Franklin to lose his grip and falling to his death? -Why can´t you do some stuff in singleplayer that you can do in Online (dropping weapons,choosing your personal vehicles,insuring vehicles,buying safehouses and 2,6 or 10 car garages...)? -Why are most singleplayer outfits so restrictive (you can´t choose what shirt goes under the jacket,with Michael you can´t even change shoes with some pants,he also can´t wear any hats...)? MrDeSanta, Choco Taco, B Dawg and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) -If The Lost MC bikers know where Trevor lives (they trashed his trailer after he killed Johnny,Terry,Clay and some other bikers),why didn´t they just return a few more times until they found him home to kill him? Why didn't Johnny or anyone else in the gang just launch a grenade through the window of his trailer like with Brian? Not like anyone's gonna be looking for Trevor after he dies. Edited June 28, 2015 by B Dawg MrDeSanta and GTA-Biker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephene123 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Why is there a timer limit on the invincibility cheat? I mean seriously? Who on earth thought that was a good, or necessary idea? I'd literally love a rational explanation even if it doesn't fully justify it. I can't think of a single reason why they thought the extra programming for a timer was worth it - or even a positive decision. Misunderstood, thafablifee46, MrDeSanta and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Vlad Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Played "Dead Man Walking" today. This bugs me everytime: how on earth could it be that the unconscious Michael is brought to the coroner without somebody recognising he´s not dead? Even if Dave managed that some of his FIB buddies brought Michael there, the two coroners aren´t realising that the "corpse" is still breathing? Come on. MrDeSanta, A.O.D.88 and Choco Taco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDH92 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) Not being able to access all rooms in Michael and Franklin's houses. Edited June 28, 2015 by NDH92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephene123 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) Franklin's script in general throughout the game. I get that he's 'hood' but some of his lines are just pure trash. When buying a car "Well, lets see what dat look like when it get here, den" - what?... And I haven't played the kill Trevor ending - but the dialogue during the kill Michael ending is awful. "Hey, where you goin' man!" Um - running from the guy who just tried to shoot and kill him? "Man I thought bout' it but it the only way!" - Oh right, that's going to persuade Michael to stop running and accept his death? Right... Speaking of the kill Michael ending... how the f*ck does it make sense in the slightest? The reasons for doing it are plainly bullsh*t. Why would Franklin want to do what Devin told him when Devin has been such an asshole to him throughout, while Michael has supposedly taught Franklin the ropes of the serious crime-world? And why is Franklin - one of Michael's known friends - sent to do it instead of an experienced Hitman or something? To play through that choice, you literally have to accept that you're playing as someone who is all of a sudden extremely deluded, towards an extremely deluded goal - and nobody likes doing that Edited June 28, 2015 by josephene123 Choco Taco and MrDeSanta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 Franklin's script in general throughout the game. I get that he's 'hood' but some of his lines are just pure trash. When buying a car "Well, lets see what dat look like when it get here, den" - what?... And I haven't played the kill Trevor ending - but the dialogue during the kill Michael ending is awful. "Hey, where you goin' man!" Um - running from the guy who just tried to shoot and kill him? "Man I thought bout' it but it the only way!" - Oh right, that's going to persuade Michael to stop running and accept his death? Right... Speaking of the kill Michael ending... how the f*ck does it make sense in the slightest? The reasons for doing it are plainly bullsh*t. Why would Franklin want to do what Devin told him when Devin has been such an asshole to him throughout, while Michael has supposedly taught Franklin the ropes of the serious crime-world? And why is Franklin - one of Michael's known friends - sent to do it instead of an experienced Hitman or something? To play through that choice, you literally have to accept that you're playing as someone who is all of a sudden extremely deluded, towards an extremely deluded goal - and nobody likes doing that Good points man, good points. The question that`s always bugging me is how the hell couldn`t that piece of sh*t Weston hire some guy from the Merryweather to pop Michael? Wasn`t he a partial owner of the Merryweather company? Didn`t he have like 100 of those soldiers defending his house? And he couldn`t get 1 guy to kill Michael? So he needs Frank to do it instead! Franklin, Michael`s best friend and Weston`s enemy? Why exactly would Frank even listen to this scammer after that thing with the cars? Let alone killed his best friend? It`s like some guy would scam me for big money and then he`d have the nerves to come to me and ask i should kill my best friend because he had disagreeings with him. And i would do that? LMFAO, R*. These kind of things make me wonder what kind of drug those guys who got this idea to write this crap were on..Some of the things really look like one, big schizophrenic mess without a fraction of logic and common sense. josephene123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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