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[Poem] My Wife


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Name: My Wife

Genre: Hilarious

Author: CR7

 

No matter how much I miss you,

I always wanted to kiss you

I though you hang with guys,

Turns out you bang with guys

 

I love all your attires,

Because they make you set on fire

Whenever you wear that red,

You better be on my bed

 

I love your sexy voice,

Is their any other choice?!

I always talked about plants,

But you preferred Implants.

 

I call you Honey!,

But you take all my Money

We could make some Love,

Provided you first bath with Dove

 

After all you are my wife,

Love you more than my life.

______________________

 

I gave it a thought, whether I should post or not. But I never knew.

Showing enough courage to post it.

If it breaks any rules or something; I sincerely apologies.

 

Aim: Looking forward to some constructive comments. Related to English/Grammar.

Edited by Cristiano Ronaldo 7
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Not exactly much of a constructive comment here, but im no specialist in this :p

However I do like it :)

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walkingsickness

Yeah...no constructive criticism from me either. I thought it was a very funny poem.

Now I'm going to read to this to my wife and get the death stare..

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Yeah...no constructive criticism from me either. I thought it was a very funny poem.

Now I'm going to read to this to my wife and get the death stare..

 

yeah, best of luck.

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Note to all: I am not Married. Just 19 Ok. Also having no Wife/Gf.

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I thought it was quite funny. It's like it was written by a bitter, cynical CEO with a wife as fake as her corporate-tax funded tits.

"I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how."

 

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I thought it was quite funny. It's like it was written by a bitter, cynical CEO with a wife as fake as her corporate-tax funded tits.

 

Good one.

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Note to all: I am not Married. Just 19 Ok. Also having no Wife/Gf.

Secret Admirer?

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Secret Admirer?

 

Sure.

She is someone; who has always been in my imaginations. Better and beautiful than all girls around. Simple; still sweet.

 

I do always think of her and "No one else".

I will stay alone forever.

 

Whenever I think of that Imaginary girl; Kind of Hallucination takes place to me. And song in the background is below.

 

 

 

 

She is not like the girl for whom the poem is written.

I love very few people in my life and she is surely one of them.

 

 

 

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"Me,Nature, Imagination"-- What else do I want?

 

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