Predict New Money Glitch After Update!

[thebrianmo]

It will have something to do with lottery/casino/stock market if any of those happens in this update (or the part 2). Mark my words

never going to happen!

[The Lone Wanderer]

what's up guys

1 punch pedestrian

2 get $23

3 repeat

remember to like comment and subscribe for more epic glitchz

*drives off in chrentorno*

[Ragref]

Putting it in the wrong hole.

[Dwnld]

*Some sh*tty dubstep intro*

Welcome this is FAZEXXMLGXXXX420XQUICKSCOPE420XXOPTIC and today I'm going to show how you do a sweet new money glitch, but first remember to smack that like button and spank the subscribe button or else this glitch won't work,

Okay first you have to find yourself a person with a female avatar WITH A rank over 1000, make sure to attract his/hers attention to go to the strip club and indulge in the services of those spanking chrome strippers and get a private lap dance and make sure for effiency to set your chat to "Everybody" (Like for chop pops up) and talk dirty to those workers!

If you can't get a attention buy yourself a chrome swag mobile and try to pick them up, if there happens to be other people near the female character make sure to massacre them and claim your prize, at this point you should be sending sexually explicit messages to the stranger, if done correctly she will turn chrome and give you 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GTA Dollars alterniavl-

At this point you go to pause the video but instead of pausing it sends you to a youtube page "confirming the subscription" to "FAZEXXMLGXXXX420XQUICKSCOPE420XXOPTIC" the asshole put an annnation over the entire video screen.

You forgot to tell us that we should subscribe and follow and like and all that sh*t.

 

Lol, no you didn't.

Edited June 10, 2015 by Dwnld

[RogerWho]

I wonder if the golden aircraft and the earrings and such can be melted down for gta$?

Edited June 10, 2015 by RogerWho

[Furry_Monkey]

I know for a fact this will work.

 

1. Go to store

2. Rob store

3. Buy kesh kurds with the money you just stole.

 

Don't glitch GTA. Glitch life.

[size_m]

It will have something to do with lottery/casino/stock market if any of those happens in this update (or the part 2). Mark my words

and that's exactly why these things won't come to gtao ever, although they were intended by rockstar to be implemented.

(neither mansions or more heists are to be expected.)

mark my words.

Edited June 10, 2015 by size_m

[Ai®a©ob®a]

F*ck your money glitches, the people who do them are the ones that keep R* preoccupied with patching them ASAP, rather than letting them fix what's actually wrong with the game, ie matchmaking/server issues and mission bugs.

 

The only glitch I'm hoping for is a new SP-MP glitch just so I can get my worn dark red Stallion and Dukes in online.

Do you actually think one team does everything such as making the content, fixing issues and ect?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

1. Buy Adder

2. Drive to LSC

3. Sell for 600k

 

Bypass 48 minute wait

 

Profitzzzzz

That would work except $1,000,000 minus $600,000 = $200,000

[Solid Scorpion]

Has penis in toaster been posted yet? That's my prediction as always.

[BigJoe_1]

Do you actually think one team does everything such as making the content, fixing issues and ect?

No, but I do know that the time taken to patch them could be put to better use if people didn't exploit them in the first place.

 

 

Gotta love hypocrites.

You realize it takes them the same amount of time to patch a SP-MP glitch as it does a money glitch.

Ok so lets just ignore the fact that one money glitches are clearly one the most harmful glitches to R* as it costs them shark card sales, I know bringing them up makes me look dumb but it's true, any money that can be acquired illegitimately is money that could've been acquired from shark cards (for most of us it's mossions though).

 

I will admit I'm a bit hypocritical by saying I hate money glitches but do single player to multiplayer ones but I only do them rarely, I have reasons this time (just like the other times). 1) The Dukes I want to port over is one of the rare worn dark red ones that can't be acquired in online, and 2) This glitch is in no way harmful or giving me an advantage, at least in the way I'm doing it, I'm porting the Dukes over and then 'pasting' it into my garage over my current Dukes which will be gone forever and I will of course recieve no money in the process because I won't be selling it, just replacing it.

 

It may take the same amount of time but they jump at every chance they get to patch them despite most of us doing it harmlessly, it's not our fault R* won't let us put worn colors on our cars or have a hardtop Stallion (which BTW will hopefully be ported over in it's worn dark red variant, it'll be replacing my Vigero). They should consider putting the stuff we're porting over, into online, in this case a hardtop Stallion and all the worn colors. If they did that then there wouldn't be any legit/real reason to do it.

[rtv190]

 

 

XxMLG STANCED OpTiCxX MONEY GLITCH

1. suck my cock
2. then i'll dupe you one of my chrome stanced zentornos so you can have exxxtra MLG $wag
3. wait 45 minutes
4. like 4 moar f*cking retarded glitches
5. ???
6. Profit!

 

 

Step 1: (Video form)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8_fle8stQ

 

nice to see one of my Assembler friends on here

[richard1997jones]

I never seem to benefit from the glitches anyway.

[The Lone Wanderer]

please please be an orisis dupe glitch