Predict New Money Glitch After Update!

[Above Omnipotence]

LOL I figure this'll be fun so, y'all post your predictions on how the new money glitch is gonna be done after Wednesday's update. LOL

[CrazyHandz]

Wait for chrome hookers to spawn, sell, bypass 45 min wait?

[UltimateAntic]

GTA ONLINE GLITCH MONEY UNLIMITED (Gta Online)

 

Here's how:

 

Buy sharkcard

 

[rtv190]

XxMLG STANCED OpTiCxX MONEY GLITCH

1. suck my cock
2. then i'll dupe you one of my chrome stanced zentornos so you can have exxxtra MLG $wag
3. wait 45 minutes
4. like 4 moar f*cking retarded glitches
5. ???
6. Profit!

[arstdfyhujik]

It will have something to do with lottery/casino/stock market if any of those happens in this update (or the part 2). Mark my words

[JON22]

Go passive (last gen).

Let none-passive player run you over.

500 for hospital bills gets pocketed.

 

Glitch only works when passive player is skydiving and none passive is on a faggio being carried by a cargobob.

 

I bet people would actually try that if it worked.

[happygrowls]

Hey what's going on guys it's ya boy EpicMcDoogy here and in TODEHS vider i have a new unlimited glitch of money, but inb4 we get into this Videar, like and subscriblle to my incredibly original channel

 

step 1) like and subscribe

step 2) VOID_MONEYGLITCH0
step 3) MONEY

[RogerWho]

Duping the golden Luxor, changing the vehicle ID and selling in LSC for $12000.

[ShiviSRT-10]

SUPER SWEG INTRO

(Fecking about for 10 mins)

hi guis it's xxopticnoobxxprohacker here and I have a brand new grand theft auto v online money glitch for you guiz... So it's really simple all youz got to do is

 

Get in your carin your garage, make sure your garage is full of rusty rebels

Drive back in your garage

Drive out in a rustyrebel

(ambiguous step that makes no difference to the glitch success)

Apply chrome rims

Drive it all around the map

Wedge the car in between something

Set fire to a car ay your door, run towards the rebel spamming triangle to get in

Do blow up II for half an hour

Get a friend

Spawn back into FR

Have friend do jerk off action onto.your zentorno

Pick up hookers

Lagswitch

Get killed 7 times

Delete your character

Create new one

???

PROFIT

Like, comment, subscribe, give me your soul

Credit to the dude who stole this off the the other dude who didn't work out how to do this glitch by himself peace out

Edited June 9, 2015 by ShiviSRT-10

[Twattir]

the quality of new threads is really low

[WWEMichaelB]

The money glitch era has ended sadly. It's obvious as people are lacking to upload them because they're scared to call Rockstars bluff. Not me though, as soon as I find one I upload right away.

[AfterAnAsea]

The money glitch era has ended sadly. It's obvious as people are lacking to upload them because they're scared to call Rockstars bluff. Not me though, as soon as I find one I upload right away.

 

Cool! You're cool! I hope to God that you are one of the few players who end up getting banned for being an asshole. Enjoy playing that way, little kid!

[BigJoe_1]

F*ck your money glitches, the people who do them are the ones that keep R* preoccupied with patching them ASAP, rather than letting them fix what's actually wrong with the game, ie matchmaking/server issues and mission bugs.

 

The only glitch I'm hoping for is a new SP-MP glitch just so I can get my worn dark red Stallion and Dukes in online.

[Dwnld]

Now why would anyone want money by using a glitch which would lead to a ban or at least removal of the money? I just don't get it.

[GamesBoy316]

Hey, this is Bitchnandoe, and in today's video, I'm going to teach you a unlimited money glitch that will allow you to make a ton of money. Like and subscribe. Did I tell you to like and subscribe? Like and subscribe.

 

Okay, so here we go. But wait, did I tell you to like and subscribe? I really don't remember.

[Bxx]

Now why would anyone want money by using a glitch which would lead to a ban or at least removal of the money? I just don't get it.

Banning?

Removal of money?

 

R* never did sh*t against anyone who abused some money glitches, and probably never will.

[Gridl0k]

250k challenges

 

/thread

[mattjeh]

New money glitch confirmed!

 

1: Start contact mission / race / deathmatch

2: Complete contact mission / race / deathmatch

3: Profit!

[Above Omnipotence]

LOL Funny responses!

[huckmonkey]

It will have something to do with lottery/casino/stock market if any of those happens in this update (or the part 2). Mark my words

not gonna happen

[TreFacTor]

You're going to need 4 people (the current one needs 2)

 

1 cargobob

 

The mugger and a full 8 Car garage

 

 

STEP-

1-Player wanting the dupe pulls out their fully modded most expensive carbon fiber wrapped piece of sh*t set to passenger only

 

2-Friend one collects a cargobob while friend two sits in the passenger seat and friend three continually attempts to get in the drivers side

 

3-Car owner calls the mugger on friend one

 

4-Car owner then sticky bombs the car

 

5-Friend one will pick up the car to dupe and hovers slightly off the ground just enough so friend three can continue to spam the driver door

 

6-As soon as the mugger approaches friend one, the car owner pushes left on the dpad

 

7-Everyone respawns doing the jerk animation around the burning car until they put out the fire.....PROFIT.

Edited June 10, 2015 by TreFacTor

[OBeef619]

1. Buy Adder

2. Drive to LSC

3. Sell for 600k

 

Bypass 48 minute wait

 

Profitzzzzz

[Wormholes]

And don't forget to smackkkk dat like button, massage dat subscribeeee button. And enjoy my daily top notch original GTAV tips, tricks, gltiches, and eastereggs.

 

 

 

 

-insert annoying dubstep song-

Edited June 10, 2015 by Wormholes

[HEX1GON]

 

XxMLG STANCED OpTiCxX MONEY GLITCH

1. suck my cock
2. then i'll dupe you one of my chrome stanced zentornos so you can have exxxtra MLG $wag
3. wait 45 minutes
4. like 4 moar f*cking retarded glitches
5. ???
6. Profit!

 

 

Step 1: (Video form)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8_fle8stQ

[Soran Is On]

250k challenges

 

/thread

the heists before heists. Made mad bank on 'dem sh*tz yo.

[FiVEOHFiVE]

What is up guys ChooChooTrain WhaThe FUUUUUDGE, thanks for coming back to my channel. Today I'll be demonstrating to you a brand new spanking unlimited money glitch after patch 1.25/1.11. Yeah I totally don't want my channel shut down by Rockstar so here's some f*cking stupid pictures.

 

Alright so what you wanna do first is fill up all 3 10-car garages with fully modded chrome faggios.

 

Next step is to fly a buzzard to the top of Maze Bank, and activate passive mode as you jump to your death (make sure you get rid of your parachute). When you respawn, you'll see bilions of dollars added to your account. It's that f*cking easy! This has been ChooChooTrain WhatThe FUUUDGE and I'm out like an fat kid in dodgeball.

Edited June 10, 2015 by supergamer🎮

[KornbreadMaf1a]

F*ck your money glitches, the people who do them are the ones that keep R* preoccupied with patching them ASAP, rather than letting them fix what's actually wrong with the game, ie matchmaking/server issues and mission bugs.

 

The only glitch I'm hoping for is a new SP-MP glitch just so I can get my worn dark red Stallion and Dukes in online.

Gotta love hypocrites.

 

You realize it takes them the same amount of time to patch a SP-MP glitch as it does a money glitch.

[FiVEOHFiVE]

 

F*ck your money glitches, the people who do them are the ones that keep R* preoccupied with patching them ASAP, rather than letting them fix what's actually wrong with the game, ie matchmaking/server issues and mission bugs.

 

The only glitch I'm hoping for is a new SP-MP glitch just so I can get my worn dark red Stallion and Dukes in online.

Gotta love hypocrites.

 

You realize it takes them the same amount of time to patch a SP-MP glitch as it does a money glitch.

THIS. I was just about to say the same thing to that fool. The whole delay of updates because of players exploiting things is bullshït though

[Headdogg81]

1. Pull out your chrome panto and back it up to a hooker

2. Have your friends spam they Y button to get in the car

3. Press back, back, forward, high kick

4. You will hear "Finish him" if done correctly

5. Jump into you panto and load up a quick job

6. Shoot your friend till he catches fire and then jump on him and drive into your garage.

7. If done correctly you will have duplicated a stock dominator that you can sell for 2k at LSC.

NB: Does not bypass the 48 min wait though

 

 

1. Buy Adder
2. Drive to LSC
3. Sell for 600k

Bypass 48 minute wait

Profitzzzzz

 

Thanks man. That one worked.

[Hunter54711]

*Some sh*tty dubstep intro*

Welcome this is FAZEXXMLGXXXX420XQUICKSCOPE420XXOPTIC and today I'm going to show how you do a sweet new money glitch, but first remember to smack that like button and spank the subscribe button or else this glitch won't work,

Okay first you have to find yourself a person with a female avatar WITH A rank over 1000, make sure to attract his/hers attention to go to the strip club and indulge in the services of those spanking chrome strippers and get a private lap dance and make sure for effiency to set your chat to "Everybody" (Like for chop pops up) and talk dirty to those workers!

If you can't get a attention buy yourself a chrome swag mobile and try to pick them up, if there happens to be other people near the female character make sure to massacre them and claim your prize, at this point you should be sending sexually explicit messages to the stranger, if done correctly she will turn chrome and give you 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GTA Dollars alterniavl-

At this point you go to pause the video but instead of pausing it sends you to a youtube page "confirming the subscription" to "FAZEXXMLGXXXX420XQUICKSCOPE420XXOPTIC" the asshole put an annnation over the entire video screen.