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Uwe Boll has meltdown after his (Not first) failed Kickstarter


IDredMan
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http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/08/uwe-boll-has-meltdown-following-failed-kickstarter

 

Uwe Boll, the man responsible for literally every single bad video game movie did not get enough crowd funding to make Rampage 3.

He goes on to proudly say that he doesn't play the games but just makes the movies. He also literally tells all of us to f*ck ourselves. And something along the lines of; We're sheep, don't make enough money and Hollywood is laughing at us for spending money to get brainwashed... Stopping just short of rampaging against Capitalist America.

 

In case you're sane and don't wanna click an IGN link, here are the videos.

 

 

 

 

 

"And that is why we have to f*cking kill the rich" - Uwe Boll (A man who just bragged about how he is rich enough to play golf until he dies moments before saying that).

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Theodore93

I've just realised that although I've been aware of him (and his reputation) for many years, I've never actually seen a single movie of his. From what I've heard of his films, I imagine that's probably a good thing.

 

He sounds like a douche anyway and it's probably just as well if he calls it a day.

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darthYENIK

They're not good. There's a clear reason no one wants to fund his movies. They suck. Imagine comicbook movies without the talented actors, writers, directors, and special effects. That's an Uwe Boll movie.

 

If this guy really wants to make movies, there's nothing stopping him. It's cheaper than ever to produce a movie. It wouldn't be the prettiest movie, or have great VFX, but it's still possible to have a great story, great acting, and with a talented enough crew who doesn't mind not getting paid, it could look professional.

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If this guy really wants to make movies, there's nothing stopping him. It's cheaper than ever to produce a movie. It wouldn't be the prettiest movie, or have great VFX, but it's still possible to have a great story, great acting, and with a talented enough crew who doesn't mind not getting paid, it could look professional.

 

Wasn't there an actual proven reason as to why his movies suck? I think they were laundering drug money or something.

 

No seriously, I remember something about Swedish made movies not having to pay taxes if the movies sucked or something.

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Creed Bratton

This is amazing. His soul is crushed by the fact that indie filmmakers can fund their projects on Kickstarter, yet no one cares about his project despite the fact that he's a "professional" filmmaker who's worked with some big names. He seems to really think highly of himself. Or at least he used to. This rant was a defense mechanism against the growing self doubt that he feels right now. He's beginning to realize just how sh*tty of a filmmaker people think he is. And it's eating him from the inside.

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Rich enough to play golf for the rest of his life yet he can't even fund his own project...

 

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If you've never seen a Uwe Boll film, you should consider yourself lucky.

 

 

 

 

No seriously, I remember something about Swedish made movies not having to pay taxes if the movies sucked or something.

 

 

T'was Germany. The government gives you back half if you invest in movies there.

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Niko Montana

Well maybe he should make a movie that doesn't suck absolute balls...

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I was searching for a "Your tears are delicious" pic on Google and found some pretty sexy images of Sasha Grey.... Isnt she a pornstar? I remember her stuff is quite inaccessible to me, but i hadnt realized how cute she is.

Oh yeah, OT:

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Yeah Uwe Boll sucks. Im actually surprised that he expected people to Kickstart his project.

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"f*ck you! It's all your fault I cannot make good movies!"

He seems mad because people don't fall for his little tricks anymore.

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