MrDeSanta Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) "Hypocrisy, Franklin, civilization greatest virtue." Jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for. No wonder Mike`s emotional health is in total sh*t if he has a therapist who only got 3 things to say during the session;1. and what about your sexual problems Michael? 2. and that`s really all the time we`ve got 3. oh i forgot to mention, face to face sessions are a little more expensive He just wanted Michael's money to date that young unseen girl, cause you know, therapist stands for "the rapist". Hey but at least the therapists in US aren`t all like "here you go, some perscription for seroquel" the first minute you walk in, like here in EU. "hey you little bastard i wanted some vicodine not seroquel! I have pain, i`m not madd!" "don`t worry, it`s all in your head. Seroquel is the name for you my friend. Besides we are not in America, you watch dr. House too much, there`s no vicodine here in EU, only seroquel" "ok, what about deludamol?" "i suggest you go easy on GTA V and dr House and take the seroquel" "f*ck you asshole!" Edited June 10, 2015 by MrDeSanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "Hypocrisy, Franklin, civilization greatest virtue." Jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for. No wonder Mike`s emotional health is in total sh*t if he has a therapist who only got 3 things to say during the session;1. and what about your sexual problems Michael? 2. and that`s really all the time we`ve got 3. oh i forgot to mention, face to face sessions are a little more expensiveHe just wanted Michael's money to date that young unseen girl, cause you know, therapist stands for "the rapist". @Thelema93 Look man, you motherf*cker terrify me of that middle age, I'm good. your right to be afraid superGTfan. Be very afraid superGTfan. I'm getting to old for all these quote trains. "Hypocrisy, Franklin, civilization greatest virtue." Jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for. No wonder Mike`s emotional health is in total sh*t if he has a therapist who only got 3 things to say during the session;1. and what about your sexual problems Michael? 2. and that`s really all the time we`ve got 3. oh i forgot to mention, face to face sessions are a little more expensive He just wanted Michael's money to date that young unseen girl, cause you know, therapist stands for "the rapist". Hey but at least the therapists in US aren`t all like "here you go, some perscription for seroquel" the first minute you walk in, like here in EU."hey you little bastard i wanted some vicodine not seroquel! I have pain, i`m not madd!" "don`t worry, it`s all in your head. Seroquel is the name for you my friend. Besides we are not in America, you watch dr. House too much, there`s no vicodine here in EU, only seroquel" "ok, what about deludamol?" "i suggest you to go easy on GTA V and dr House and take the seroquel" "f*ck you asshole!" cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Oh it's a setup, it's a setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 * credits roll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (Message received) "Hey T, I left something special in your trailer, come and check it out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 We did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "So... You've been doing well for yourself..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 ......few hours later..... "mmmmmoommmm, what are you doing here? when did they let you out?" ............ ............. .......... "i`m in alot of pain Trevor, i need those pills, i need deludamol. And not those tiny ones, i need the 1000 mg ones. And i need a man, we both know you need a father figure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) I brought the meds mom, Mom! Mom!!! Mahhhh? Nooooooooaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Edited June 10, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Switches to franklin " damn you fine baby" Slax_Vice86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Switches to trevor again (Smoke meth) waahahha, ehhh... Mama...ehhh Edited June 10, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 switches to Michael "hey baby you wanna have some fun?" "i`m married, me and my wife did a therapy session" 16 minutes later....killing a hooker and taking the money back switching to Franklin "sh*t i`m drunk but i ain`t getting drunker" switching to Trevor "bluuuuh (puking in the fountain) didn`t i eat that nose ring in the 90s?" switching to Franklin "holla at me ya`ll. PECE PEACE" Uncle Vlad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Switch to Franklin "Hey I'm going man, before you take advantage." Switch to Michael *Dead* Switch to Trevor "Hey Officer! Give it up!" Edited June 10, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 Franklin; "man this sh*t bomb"...throws a cup "man i go before you take advantage" "you fine babe" "sh*t i`m drunk but i aint getting drunker" "holla at me ya"ll. PEACE!!" Michael; "man they don`t make them like they used to"...thros a cup "hey i`m the boss here!ME!!" "man i feel like crap" "can`t do it, i`m married" "ok sweetheart, i got to go" Trevor; "i sould never eat indian people".....while puking into fountain "it was only a self defense officer".....while being chased by a super scripted cops at 2 stars "i`m sorry i showed you a thingy!"....whille speeding down the LS sewer "to work or not to work"...while standing near MC Kenzie field "people like you give American capitalism a bad name".....after he tied a man in the suit to a wooden support under del perro pier "ohohohooeeee"....jerking off and wiping his hand over the wall "you just lay down okay sugar!".....unholds Floyd after laying next to him in his bed "last one standing"....wakes up drunk on the island with 4 dead boidies of TLMC members and few others like pipe smoking, Mt Gordo thing and few more. Then it starts to repeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Then the moment you realize that gta 5 was a letdown... MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeSanta Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Then the moment you realize that gta 5 was a letdown... Yes THAT moment.... That moment when you realize this game is a crane and mopping simulator 2013. It is also a dying simulator where you die easier than you run on the top of Mt. Chiiliad without NOT being killed by cougar. That moment when you realize that a stupid dog can kill you with 1 single bite. When you realize that the strange walking isn`t the reason for having a sh*t in your pants but it is called a "stealth" walk... That moment when you realize you can`t f*cking crouch and THAT moment when you hear a f*cking car`s engine 1 mile away when zooming on it with the sniper rifle. A game that has sniper scopes with the ability to hear not only watch.. Yes, THAT moment.......... Edited June 10, 2015 by MrDeSanta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) So true... So true... the old days of the Year of Silence. Edited June 10, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRaijin Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 You`re joking right? Didn`t you realize yet just how badly f*cked up Mike`s family is? A wife is being nothing but a cheap slut, a whore, a former trailer trash queen turned out wannabe high Rockford Hills madame? Tracey a total stupid bitch who cares nothing but making porns and being famous. Have you ever tried to call her number? Try it and see what she says. Then there`s that fat, lazy f*ck Jimmy who is probably the most annoying GTA character ever. A fat, incompetent, lazy, COD playing douchebag who drugged his own father, took his car and emptied his bank account. And you feel bad for that f*cking idiot?. I`m sorry but if this was my family i`d put .50 AE bullet into their heads, bury them into the sand and commit a f*cking suicide. I get that you hate Michael and i can uunderstand your opinion because after all he is a selfish prick. But feeling bad for his trash of a family? Never. What did Michael expect from Amanda when he met her in a strip club stripping away? Do you truly expect class from someone who is willing to sell their bodies for money? Come on Michael got what deserve by marrying and then started a family with trash. Tracy seems to have gotten the whore gene from her mother since shes willing to do the same thing that her mother use to do back in her stripping days. As for Jimmy... well have you notice that Michael didn't do jack sh*t after Jimmy drugged up his drink? Not a god damn thing. Why should Jimmy respect his father when he doesn't even demand it, not one damn ounce of it. No I don't feel sorry for his trashy family. In fact I wish Devin would of given me a big favor by murdering them. Perhaps then Michael can stop being such a pussy. MrDeSanta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racuch89 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 You`re joking right? Didn`t you realize yet just how badly f*cked up Mike`s family is? A wife is being nothing but a cheap slut, a whore, a former trailer trash queen turned out wannabe high Rockford Hills madame? Tracey a total stupid bitch who cares nothing but making porns and being famous. Have you ever tried to call her number? Try it and see what she says. Then there`s that fat, lazy f*ck Jimmy who is probably the most annoying GTA character ever. A fat, incompetent, lazy, COD playing douchebag who drugged his own father, took his car and emptied his bank account. And you feel bad for that f*cking idiot?. I`m sorry but if this was my family i`d put .50 AE bullet into their heads, bury them into the sand and commit a f*cking suicide. I get that you hate Michael and i can uunderstand your opinion because after all he is a selfish prick. But feeling bad for his trash of a family? Never. What did Michael expect from Amanda when he met her in a strip club stripping away? Do you truly expect class from someone who is willing to sell their bodies for money? Come on Michael got what deserve by marrying and then started a family with trash. Tracy seems to have gotten the whore gene from her mother since shes willing to do the same thing that her mother use to do back in her stripping days. As for Jimmy... well have you notice that Michael didn't do jack sh*t after Jimmy drugged up his drink? Not a god damn thing. Why should Jimmy respect his father when he doesn't even demand it, not one damn ounce of it. No I don't feel sorry for his trashy family. In fact I wish Devin would of given me a big favor by murdering them. Perhaps then Michael can stop being such a pussy. You all failed to remember that his family started to change after main storyline. It looks kinda false, when I switch to Michael, interact with Amanda and hear her sooo much sweeety voice ''Hellooo my deranged, but still loved husband'' or see Jimmy sitting over his resume over and over again but hey, it's gta. I like the fact, that Tracey still ignores me xd As for her voice message, it changes after ending separation from michael. And you must remember, that who knows how we could all end if being in their place? They're just ordinary spoiled by wealth people.. "hey baby you wanna have some fun?" "i`m married, me and my wife did a therapy session" The first thing I did, was taking her to a car and have sex. I switched to him after few days and situation repeated. Michael looks like he's constantly lying to himself that he stopped cheating her wife xd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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