Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 It is official by me(aka The Most Trustworthy Person in the world[someone gave me that nickname =/]) that Grand Theft Auto: Xtreme will be released some time this summer. Game details: -1 or 2 players -Online capabilities -Intense violence and gore -Sexual scenes -Drug refrences This game takes place in the future, around the year 2010 in a place called Metropolix. You are a small time dishwasher in a big city. Until one day your friend Zamir asks for your help to protect him to make a deal and it all goes horribly wrong. The adventure begins and you work your way up to the top of the game as the ruler of Metropolix! How would you like to travel to your next mission? Car, motorcycle, moped, plane, boat, a nice walk wouldn't hurt..or how about the newly added bicycle? Kill people, or just hold them up, or just freak them out and take their money to save up to buy all sorts of nice things, nearly ANY building, ANY car(respawns at any garage you choose), and even more gang members once you get to a high enough level! In one mission, "Jump the gay Jew named Jackoff Joel", you must kill someone who means nothing to NO one and doesn't even serve a point in this game, that's how evil this game really gets. This is only a taste of what Grand Theft Auto: Xtreme has to offer. Rated Adults Only for nudity, intense graphic violence, gore, and coarse language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
most wanted Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 OK...and where did you get this info? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidCheat Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Yeah, apparently they're offering a mail-in order for a free rocket launcher, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaster129 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 It is official by me(aka The Most Trustworthy Person in the world[someone gave me that nickname =/]) that Grand Theft Auto: Xtreme will be released some time this summer. Game details: -1 or 2 players -Online capabilities -Intense violence and gore -Sexual scenes -Drug refrences This game takes place in the future, around the year 2010 in a place called Metropolix. You are a small time dishwasher in a big city. Until one day your friend Zamir asks for your help to protect him to make a deal and it all goes horribly wrong. The adventure begins and you work your way up to the top of the game as the ruler of Metropolix! How would you like to travel to your next mission? Car, motorcycle, moped, plane, boat, a nice walk wouldn't hurt..or how about the newly added bicycle? Kill people, or just hold them up, or just freak them out and take their money to save up to buy all sorts of nice things, nearly ANY building, ANY car(respawns at any garage you choose), and even more gang members once you get to a high enough level! In one mission, "Jump the gay Jew named Jackoff Joel", you must kill someone who means nothing to NO one and doesn't even serve a point in this game, that's how evil this game really gets. This is only a taste of what Grand Theft Auto: Xtreme has to offer. Rated Adults Only for nudity, intense graphic violence, gore, and coarse language. Lock n' Block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 OK...and where did you get this info? jeez...get a sense of humor you stupid peice of sh*t you too n00b War dude, tryna be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidCheat Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 I didn't see the anime-strewn image you made at first ~ it looked like pointless spam to me. Oh, and to soothe your stricken soul, ha. ha. ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Dude Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 uhm...very, uh, interesting. ah who am i kidding IT SUCKED! good try tho, i guess. nice pic as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 Solid Cheat: lol yeah I understand..I didn't know Geocities were gonna be heterophobes...and I just wanted to remake the GTA image..and I thought I would put it to use...I do have a life, and it's giving you one to waste on reading this Tenacious: lol..yeah I know..I couldn't write anything that good..I had a hard time making up names....Xtreme, Metropolix, Zamir...lol...I dunno..I just like the image..and their needed to be a story behind it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealous Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 hahahaha "Jump the gay Jew named Jackoff Joel" why wont this happen in real life? id pay to see it! hahahahhaha. the definition of Warmaster129: a moron who doesnt have a sense of humor and should be banned from everything because hes a n00b. hahahahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
most wanted Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 OK...and where did you get this info? jeez...get a sense of humor you stupid peice of sh*t you too n00b War dude, tryna be cool Calm down there buddy, no need to flame. Also just noticed the pic....didn't see it the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaster129 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Sorry, before the image was working the post just looked like spam. Oh, and next time you post something like this, be sure to tell that it's a joke so everbody knows you're not just spamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 OK...and where did you get this info? jeez...get a sense of humor you stupid peice of sh*t you too n00b War dude, tryna be cool Calm down there buddy, no need to flame. Yeah ok my bad...there was a lot of confusion going on earlier in the thread, we're cool...I would have probably reacted the same as you. And just so nobody gets confused, this thread was to just entertain you, not inform you with true information. Those images do not belong to me, they belong to Rockstar, Sony, and a few anime sites, and 3vil. I just placed them around... Ok now everythings cleared up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealous Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 you guys must have a 4 foot wall of stupid infront of your head to block all the jokes ever made. how could you NOT see that this was a joke? what has this forum come too?! i hate the pink background! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
most wanted Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Well now that that is cleared up, it is funny lol... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaster129 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 the definition of Warmaster129: a moron who doesnt have a sense of humor and should be banned from everything because hes a n00b. hahahahah! Listen: When I posted in this thread the image wasn't working so it looked like spam. I'm sorry, but just because somebody doesn't laugh at spam doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor. Oh, and everybody here was a n00b some time or other, so why isn't everybody banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 the definition of Warmaster129: a moron who doesnt have a sense of humor and should be banned from everything because hes a n00b. hahahahah! Listen: When I posted in this thread the image wasn't working so it looked like spam. I'm sorry, but just because somebody doesn't laugh at spam doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor. Oh, and everybody here was a n00b some time or other, so why isn't everybody banned? actually...I was never a n00b, the board was a n00b, I was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 1) It ain't funny 2) Has nothing to do with Vice 3) Spam 4) Wasting time 5) bullsheet Hey, just stating the facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 1) It ain't funny 2) Has nothing to do with Vice 3) Spam 4) Wasting time 5) bullsheet Hey, just stating the facts. 1) It's hella funny 2) It's a sequel to Vice(now it does =P) 3) Your opinion 4) Good 5) Can you prove it's bullsheet? =P Now my 5 list: 1) You're stupid 2) You're a n00b 3) I'm not 4) Nice sig, rainbow 5) I think my 4 beat your 5 already. I'm just stating the truth, even though you can't handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chargr67 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 lol.. thats pretty, what did u use to chop up the pic? i feel like maken my own cover, for the hell of it. TLC? what "is" the deal with ur rainbow sig? and how old are?(not a dis, i really wanna know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidCheat Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 From what I've seen, that "rainbow" bit is a banner that different members use to signify how many posts they have on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Criminal Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 I used photoshop, I got the cover of like GTA3 and just kept the R* logo and the top where it says PS2..then deleted the rest..then I just collected a few anime pics, then adjusted the hue, then cropped them a bit and added some text. good luck, and have fun also thanks for your support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chargr67 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 i see that soild but y did who ever made it make it rainbow, i mean im not a gay basher(thats there choice so long as they dont hit on me)... maybe im reading it to it too much ...whatever. how do u post a pic thats on ur hard drive?? i tryd this once before and it asks for a web site. i though i would just type out the directory(c:\mystuff\pix\pic1.jpeg like that) but it also didint work. what do i have to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidCheat Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 how do u post a pic thats on ur hard drive?? i tryd this once before and it asks for a web site. i though i would just type out the directory(c:\mystuff\pix\pic1.jpeg like that) but it also didint work. what do i have to do? You're kiddin me, right? You need to get a webhost that allows hot linking (or direct linking or whatever you want to call it) and upload your image there. If you post on a board a link to your hard drive, each person's computer will try to search it's own hard drive for that picture... and because hardly anyone would have that picture in that specific directory, it wont work. In a nutshell, get a webhost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin TH Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Hey Criminal, I remember you! You were in the Preludes, right? I also was, but we merged with the Diablos. sh*t, it's a loong time since I've seen you online. "Jackoff Joel"?? You and 3vil really did hate eachother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeBeing Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 "Jump the gay Jew named Jackoff Joel", LMFAO That the funnyest thing ive read in a long time Nice One Me Ol' China ²ºº² Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_cobra Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 heh, jackoff joel... thats some funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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