Ill Gotten Gains "luxury services" discussion

[DBrasco]

Didn't Rockstar normally name all the new items and features in update anouncements, or have there been some suprises that were withhold? If there were, then we might be up for some again, otherwise we'll just have to do with wat has been anounced.

[Garland137]

Trefactor your a f**** bozo u think u funny u geek? Lol I have to be conversation with kids I swear. U dumb f** I asked to see what people thoughts were on luxury services. Hop of my c**k i kno we don't kno that's why I asked what comes to mind when u hear luxury services! u incompetent f**! If u had a brain you would be dangerous

LOL, so much rage. It always amuses me when people go on a video game forum and try to insult people by calling them geeks. You can practically taste the irony. That extra seasoning of rage on top makes it delicious.

[minifat]

That is not a new luxury that has been around since day 1

Jesus, dude. Stop taking it literally. Not NEW new, just new vehicles will be serviceable. Yeah, they might add a new "service", but the way they worded it doesn't prove anything.

 

You're just bad...

[Vik]

 

Is apartment creator a "service"?

Not really...

 

Mayonaise isn't a service either.

Depends on which one your talkin about

[Cvxxi]

Appears to be worded as a typical marketing pitch. If it isn't just a broad statement I'd guess it might be referring to a few new hairstyles/makeup...on the "wildly improbable" scale, plastic surgeon office.

[CrysisAverted]

I sure hope these "luxury services" include escorts

[OfficialTwiggz]

Not sure why people want escorts or prostitutes in the apartment (sleeping with them)

 

Just grab n go from the streets.

 

Not expecting anything game changing, but I'm excited for the clothes and vehicles, mainly. If something else is introduced, I'll take it.

[Niko the awesome]

I want golden blood.

[leonsk528485]

I'm not expecting anything other than new cars and guns.

[_PANiC_]

Limo pick up would be good.

[Alvarez]

I'd like to have a realistic steak, sprinkled with gold leaf.

 

And this to wash it down.

 

Imagine what bombs i leave in my golden lavatory.

Edited June 5, 2015 by Alvarez

[JustSomeBunny]

Not sure why people want escorts or prostitutes in the apartment (sleeping with them)

 

Just grab n go from the streets.

 

Maybe they will add syphilis and gonorrhea in the next update?

[KrazyFace]

Dear oh dear! OP's gettin his panties in a twist huh! Hmmm, so speculation eh? I'd like Bahama Mama's to open and them to put a limo service onto the phone to take you there n' back; that'd be cool...

 

Failing that, golden prostitutes that strip first, that are invisible unless wearing SOLID gold sunglasses?

[The Rangler]

Probably just a heroin den with a bunch of junkies. But we all have to start somewhere.

 

Edinburgh map expansion confirmed

[KamikaziOtter]

 

Probably just a heroin den with a bunch of junkies. But we all have to start somewhere.

 

Edinburgh map expansion confirmed

 

"Trainspotting" DLC CONFIRMED!!!

 

 

Edited June 6, 2015 by KamikaziOtter

[HKM87]

Gold & chrome strippers!

[Dr Labuschagne]

Has it really come to the point where we over analyse a sentence or a Paragraph? Whatever comes will come...

[Pentalarc]

 

Trefactor your a f**** bozo u think u funny u geek? Lol I have to be conversation with kids I swear. U dumb f** I asked to see what people thoughts were on luxury services. Hop of my c**k i kno we don't kno that's why I asked what comes to mind when u hear luxury services! u incompetent f**! If u had a brain you would be dangerous

Well that escalated quickly.

 

 

That'll be one of the new daily objectives I've been predicting: Escalate Quickly. :-)

[Pentalarc]

When the new ultra golden luxury services roll out next week and we all become golden gods f*cking in a beautiful mess of golden flesh writhing in ectasy sustaining golden orgies endlessly into eternity we will look back through the spiraling time tunnel to laugh at the mere mortals who scoffed at the new golden dawn. Get on board the gold train, gtabeast420, before it's too late.

 

Edited June 6, 2015 by Pentalarc

[ugotsmoked]

 

 

Trefactor your a f**** bozo u think u funny u geek? Lol I have to be conversation with kids I swear. U dumb f** I asked to see what people thoughts were on luxury services. Hop of my c**k i kno we don't kno that's why I asked what comes to mind when u hear luxury services! u incompetent f**! If u had a brain you would be dangerous

Well that escalated quickly.

 

That'll be one of the new daily objectives I've been predicting: Escalate Quickly. :-)

As I leave my garage in a public session things escalate quickly.

[Feurian42]

Even if there are "luxury services" added they will more than likely not be something new. Probably the ability to get tattoos and haircuts at your house/apartment, maybe a pick-up service that will take you places. Like to the airport to get the plane you just called for or to the dock where your boat has been placed.

[Red Lynx 23]

Maybe new services will mean our characters will be given the option to be less scrubby than the residents of Sandy Shores. I wouldn't hold my breath for getting a call from Devin Weston, inviting us to lunch and a cutscene follows when we get to the D on the map.

[VinnyIrish]

Maybe new services will mean our characters will be given the option to be less scrubby than the residents of Sandy Shores. I wouldn't hold my breath for getting a call from Devin Weston, inviting us to lunch and a cutscene follows when we get to the D on the map.

Hey! I love my place out in Sandy Shores. Right across the street from international cuisine & a stones throw from my own air strip.

[Ghost XB]

I think you're over thinking it. Services to me means Pegasus delivering your new gold plane.

I think you're over thinking it. Services to me means Mechanic delivering your new somewhat decent looking cars.

[gtabeast420]

Like I said before EVERY update comes with something new. regardless of what Is revealed! Every update has,from beach bum to lTS-LTS death matches heist-point feature, festive surprise even came with throwing snowballs feature!.do your homework. So to say I'm over thinking it, is ubsurd!

[saintsrow]

Pegasus should offer a $500 "luxury service" where they actually fly my helicopter right to my location, rather than the "nearest airfield" all the way across the f*cking map.

[KashKashMania]

I don't know if this has been mentioned but maybe they're talking about things like better car delivery services, like the original mechanic worked...

Maybe you'll be able to alter the color of some clothing. Like change the color of a t-shirt while the design stays the same, that could be considered a "service"...

Then i started thinking about the car buying process and how a lot of people wanted to be able to test drive a car before buying it so maybe we'll be able to buy and try a car for like 7 in-game days and so long as we don't modify it we can return it for a full refund?

Then i started thinking that maybe we'll be able to transfer ownership of cars to a friend or something? Instead of giving them cash we can give them a car?

 

just my two cents and sorry if any got repeated but i was too lazy to read 4 pages. lol. i read the first 3 posts, kinda... lol.

[Xenome13]

Hey guys its Domisdumb here and today I'm bringing you the new update content leak! Don't forget to punch that subscribe button in the face and slap that like button! I flund in the codes by myself that there is going to be chrome and gold strippers...

Edited June 8, 2015 by Xenome13

[Ezza.]

Like I said before EVERY update comes with something new. regardless of what Is revealed! Every update has,from beach bum to lTS-LTS death matches heist-point feature, festive surprise even came with throwing snowballs feature!.do your homework. So to say I'm over thinking it, is ubsurd!

Not true at all. The "I'm not a Hipster" update came with nothing but clothes and guns and a few new races. Hardly new services?

As well as the "Dangerous Business Pack" coming only with guns, jobs and clothes. No new services there.

And the Beach Bum? Well unless you count Guns, boats, cars and jobs as "services," you'll have no luck there.

 

Maybe you should do your homework there, eh?

 

But hey, we'll wait and see. And when the update gets released, I'll be sure to bump this thread so everyone can se how wrong you were, and you can apologise for being a dick to everyone who disagreed with you.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Ezza.

[lilmoonpie]

The things that people have read into this update when it's just gonna be some cars, some clothes and a gun is comical.

 

They gave us the heists, finally. They've given everything they've promised. Everything else from here (over all platforms) is gonna be watered-down gravy. Cars, guns and clothes.