Ill Gotten Gains "luxury services" discussion

[BigJoe_1]

You dudes can't be serious!! gold strippers??! Get the f** outta here fellas be real mannn

[billiam]

I want a 100k option to armor the windows of any vehicle. Service me that way.

Make that 200k, I can already imagine the 12 year olds roaming in armored insurgents xP

[§†range]

rockstar doesn't just give clothes, cars & guns!

Uhh, where have you been the last year man?

[gtabeast420]

I don't see the point in golden strippers..what u gonna date them? Smfh

[happygrowls]

I want Lester's Orgy Service.

[soundism]

You don't understand the point of strippers? But these go to eleven!

[*Lola]

100 new missions would be nice.

Maybe they'll add a limousine service.

 

[Gatti Sosa]

Ok gtabeast420 i'll play along and guess vip bottle service at the club.

You're a jerk why reply with bs why just not reply at all.

 

OT I'm thinking limo service

[Choppers]

Lester mentions "Mind blowing orgies" in our future, this is what he meant. Orgies with golden prostitutes.

 

I hear part two will feature chrome prostitutes.

[Forager]

OMG the casino! Horse racing! Stock market!

 

Probably just Pegasus.

[UltimateAntic]

Don't want to be rude but I think its gonna be a regular Car/Clothes DLC

[Antigenetic]

I think you're reading into it a bit too much man; this update will literally be nothing but Cars, Clothes and Guns...

[Smooth Longsack]

Film crew/editor perhaps.

[HeavyDuke]

they might finally give us a personal chauffeur in the update. fingers crossed

I need a ho as a chauffeur while i chill the f*ck down in my pimpmobile.

 

And the better give service while driving. The Manana has an Automatic transmission, so the right hand should be free for 'service'.

Edited June 4, 2015 by HeavyDuke

[Wormholes]

By service they probably just mean we can call in for a gold copter. Best not to think too much of it, you complaining when it's not what you want won't be justified.

[Fozzie]

Gold Mugger

Gold Mercenaries

Gold Airstrike by a Gold Jet with a Gold bomb.

$25K Bounties...... In Gold.

[Red Lynx 23]

Lester mentions "Mind blowing orgies" in our future, this is what he meant. Orgies with golden prostitutes.

 

I hear part two will feature chrome prostitutes.

 

Probably just a heroin den with a bunch of junkies. But we all have to start somewhere.

[HeavyDuke]

Gold Mugger

Gold Mercenaries

Gold Airstrike by a Gold Jet with a Gold bomb.

$25K Bounties...... In Gold.

Don't forget golden apartments.

 

 

Lester mentions "Mind blowing orgies" in our future, this is what he meant. Orgies with golden prostitutes.

 

I hear part two will feature chrome prostitutes.

 

Probably just a heroin den with a bunch of junkies. But we all have to start somewhere.

 

 

These, in gold.

Edited June 4, 2015 by HeavyDuke

[Not A Nice Person]

Someone said Plastic Surgery, I believe that may be it.

[JON22]

Either nobody's said it yet or I missed it.......Golden Shark Cards.

[Heists]

Either nobody's said it yet or I missed it.......Golden Shark Cards.

haha surprised it hasn't happened yet.

[gtabeast420]

Don't want to be rude but I think its gonna be a regular Car/Clothes DLC

when did we ever get that just cars and clothing "every" Update comes with some kind of new feature and game mode. weather it's new missions/new activities something! And of there is a update I missed,that we "just" got clothes and vehicles it came with something else let me kno

[Mike324467]

How about ...a mother...f*cking...N.O.O.S.E tank?

[fiebru787]

Getting prostitutes into our apartments?

Strippers finally giving us a lap dance with happy ending???

 

That can be good because what the point to invite her to our apt for only dance??

[gtabeast420]

You people have to be 12 years old, why is this super so hard to grasp. I'm reading and paying attention to detail to what rockstar stated. Rockstar doesn't spill all the goods, they chose there words very carefully. That's why last month wen rockstar release a qna they mentioned "I'll gotten gains" I bet you were the same one that didn't read it or it flew right over your head

Everyone with actual good feedback understands where I'm going with this and what I'm trying to say smh

[Antigenetic]

You people have to be 12 years old, why is this super so hard to grasp. I'm reading and paying attention to detail to what rockstar stated. Rockstar doesn't spill all the goods, they chose there words very carefully. That's why last month wen rockstar release a qna they mentioned "I'll gotten gains" I bet you were the same one that didn't read it or it flew right over your head

Everyone with actual good feedback understands where I'm going with this and what I'm trying to say smh

If anything it's based on previous expectation; you're going to feel pretty stupid come next week when it's nothing but cars, guns and clothes...

Edited June 4, 2015 by Antigenetic

[BatFerYou]

I want Lester's Orgy Service.

Now

 

We

 

 

Are

 

 

 

Talking.

 

 

 

You people have to be 12 years old,

Like your typing style?

Collectively or individually?

Do you know a lot about 12 year olds? Study them do you? Hmm? Bit of amateur photography at the weekends, hmm? Boys in the park? Running? Shirtless? Playing ball? Like that do you, hmm? Boys? 12? Photographs, hmm?

 

ANSWER ME!

 

 

Ha. Great interrogation there.

Edited June 4, 2015 by BatFerYou

[KamikaziOtter]

 

hope that luxury service include pegasus actually delivering the vehicle after just 1 call...

 

even better add more spawn points, for example in such a huge map we only have like 6 spawn points for helicopters, while you can see a lot of helipads on rooftops all over the city.

 

other vehicles shoukd get delivered to you, why do i have to drive halfway through the city to pick up my Crusader or my Barracks when im sure that vehicle can be spawned on the next block just like the mechanic spawn the cars.

 

I just realized a few days ago there's a helicopter that spawns on top of the weazel news building across from the 'Hard Labor' construction site. No ladder to the roof however and pretty impossible to base jump from the cranes across the street. I guess it's too close to the vespucci helipads to matter but seriously, there's like 100 helipads in Los Santos and they deliver to 3?

 

 

You know, there's a feature I could seriously get behind!!!! Functional helipad's on the roof! Of course, given the Pegesus's propensity for spawning vehicles on top of each other (when they spawn at all), I could very easily see the roofs of many a building, decorated with the burnt out carcasses of golden Swifts and Savages!

[BluePhoenix]

Heavily armed Merryweather Bodyguards or a trained Chaffeur to take me around the map in my fully armored Benefactor Stretch E:

 

 

[dorcy]

are blatantly not reading wat I'm saying or are you skimming through it? OK do you understand what services are? Dorky. And I said something like chauffeurs, luxury lifestyle doesn't just come with vehicles/aircrafts guns and clothing. what comes to mind when you think of luxury services then my man?

name calling, seriously?

 

right listen gtawankbeast420yoloswagc*ntstench. learn to read then have another go at the article. no new services, you're wrong in your bullsh*t assertion and this thread is nearly as big a waste of time as your life.

 

welcome to the forums. enjoy your first couple of weeks did you. prick.