[PS3]--The "Po Boy" Anthology

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Submitted for your entertainment....

I give to you the trials and tribulations of Po Boy.

 

 

Participate in all of Po Boy's hi-jinks with your friends and crewmates across all custom job types.

 

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Po Boy's 4 Way Madness

Po Boy cain't afford no supercar! Hell, Po Boy ain't even allowed to drive no car 'cuz the judge done took his license away after his 8th DUI! Get 'er done with all the thrills of the original ''4 Way Madness''.....but more country. City slickers not welcome.

Vehicle: Blazer

 

 

Po Boy's Laser Tag

Po Boy done got a lifetime ban at the laser tag complex for usin' a nail gun, and the judge ordered him to pay all medical bills.....hell, Po Boy ain't got money to pay fer 32 kids' tetnus shots, otherwise he woulda rented a laser gun to begin with!! Guess Po Boy gonna hafta play the old fashioned way....outside usin' birdshot. Git 'er dun!

Default Weapon: Pump Shotgun

Pickups: Molotov

 

 

Po Boy's Beer Run

Po Boy's 'bout outta beer!! Grab Lu Ann's Ruiner and git on over to the liquor store in Sandy Shores and make a BEER RUN! Ain't nobody care which way ya go, just GIT R DUN!!

Vehicle: Ruiner

(Tip: If you never ran a BEER RUN before, click here to check out a description of BEER RUN racing)

 

 

Po Boy's Grenadeball

After the ''incident'' at the last game, the judge done ordered Po Boy to pay Chester reparations for his livestock and put a ''cease and desist'' on grenadeball until he pays! But hell, Po Boy can't afford to pay for 34 heads of livestock! Guess he's gonna hafta sneak in some grenadeball at night after sheriff's done gone to bed. Po Boy gonna git'r'dun one way 'er another!

Default Weapon: Baseball Bat

Pickups: Grenades

 

 

Po Boy's Sea Madness

What's Po Boy 'sposed to do?? Ain't allowed to play grenadeball after blowin' up Chester's cattle. Ain't allowed to race cuz he ain't got no license after 8 DUI's and he done drove Lu Ann's Ruiner into the Alamo Sea during a beer run......but a jet ski is a boat, so technically it ain't ''drivin'', it's sailin' or navigatin', right? Good 'nuff fer Po Boy. Git'r'dun just like 4 Way Madness except soggier!

Vehicle: Seashark

 

 

Po Boy 500

Po Boy and his friends done been drinkin too much corn liquor and watchin' NASCAR and now he's gone jumped on his ATV and thinks he's racin' for glory on the Sandy Shores airstrip! Rubbin' may be racing, but so far as Po Boy reckons, so is shootin'!

Vehicle: Blazer

 

 

Po Boy's Wild Ride

After drinkin' 4 jars of moonshine, Po Boy is raisin' hell, again. He done stole LuAnn's Ruiner....again....and is out tearin' thru Sandy Shores screamin' something about chasin' Earnhardt's ghost. This'll prolly end up like it always does....in the Alamo Sea.

Vehicle: Ruiner or custom muscle car

 

 

Po Boy's Grand Theft Auto

Lu Ann done got a red phoenix with the insurance money for the Ruiner that Po Boy drove into the Alamo Sea tryin' to flee the sheriff. The only car Po Boy loves more than a Ruiner is....yep, you guessed it. Git on over to Lu Ann's trailer and grab that car, but watch out 'cuz Lu Ann's kin ain't takin' too nicely to Po Boy or his friends no more!

Default Weapon: Sawed-off Shotgun

Pickups: Pump Shotgun

Time Limit: 8 minutes

 

 

Po Boy's Last Stand

Po Boy's day of reckonin' is here. Illegal ATV racin', illegal jet ski racin', blew up Chester's cattle playin' Grenadeball, playin' laser tag with shotguns, drove Lu Ann's Ruiner into the Alamo Sea, then stole her new Phoenix....the town of Sandy Shores ain't takin' it no more. Po Boy and his friends done holed-up at the abandoned motel. Ain't gonna be no easy way outta this one!

Default Weapon: Pump Shotgun

Pickups: none

 

 

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