HipsterCannon Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) There are probably dozens of posts like this on this site, but I'm interested as to what other people would do if they were a GTA protagonist. Me I'd try to find someone like Lester and rise the criminal ladder and spend all my money at the strip club. Edited June 2, 2015 by HipsterCannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd be a badass motherf*cker. Payne Killer and UshaB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mintal Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Banging prostitutes and killing them afterwards to get my money back. The Dedito Gae, Shadowfennekin, Lowi and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterCannon Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Banging prostitutes and killing them afterwards to get my money back. I like the way you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyrni Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 My character would be fully customizable and introduced by meeting Lamar at the airport, then racing him. UshaB and EDSTEROK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDSTEROK Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Isn't this what they did with GTAO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UshaB Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd be pretty frickin awesome. You can never age (unless DLC says so) and you can't die. At age 25 I'd choose I would spend years, YEARS (GTA doesn't have years when stuck in that one game time period so still I can't ever age) YEARS on H2H combat and parkour and shooting. I would have a thousands years of shooting, H2H combat and parkour training and I'd be pretty frickin badass till Batman level. I'd hit the gym and get ripped and make a lot of money. Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Average white guy Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd kill women and get other dudes to jack me off. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipsterCannon Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Isn't this what they did with GTAO? It is. but I am asking what YOU as the protagonist would do without the limitation of a video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdusPL Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd follow the damn train. Payne Killer, [...], Mintal and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CML99 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd be the next Claude. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) I'd be the next Niko. Edited June 2, 2015 by PhillBellic Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenton Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I wanna gets killed by cops, gang members, dogs, cougars, sharks or even gets killed by myself, then I spawned on the hospital, Thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weed_from_Field Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I doubt i can be GTA protagonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Marston Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd be careful. I would try to not make the same mistakes Vic and Johnny made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldn-Bayse Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd probably be hiding in a dumpster Jack Marston, Payne Killer and Zello 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Marston Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) I'd probably be hiding in a dumpster Eagle, what are you doing in a dumpster man, come on, get out of there, you smell like cabbage. Edited June 2, 2015 by Jack Marston The Dedito Gae, Shadowfennekin, Zello and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldn-Bayse Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd probably be hiding in a dumpster Eagle, what are you doing in a dumpster man, come on, get out of there, you smell like cabbage.I'm freaking out man! I think I'm being followed. Zello, The Dedito Gae and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasicallyDrunK Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) I have three things: -Meet Tommy, Toni and Claude and teach them how to swim; -Buy dozens of houses across the state, using only the default free one as a safehouse; -I will start moving around strangely shouting meaningless letters and words until a tank magically appears in front of me; And more sh*t i won't write 'cause i'm lazy. Edited June 2, 2015 by BassicalyDrunK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Marston Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'd probably be hiding in a dumpster Eagle, what are you doing in a dumpster man, come on, get out of there, you smell like cabbage. I'm freaking out man! I think I'm being followed. Don't be ridiculous, you're being paranoid. Listen, Vlad was a piece of trash, they don't care about him. All they care about is making money. So, we say we work for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA protagonist, I would stop making all those annoying GTA 4 quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weed_from_Field Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA protagonist, I would stop making all those annoying GTA 4 quotes. Explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Marston Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA protagonist, I would stop making all those annoying GTA 4 quotes. I got your message, universetwisters, you piece of sh*t. You're a dead man. A dead man. Before you die, I'm going to cut your face off, then I'm going to hang it on my wall to remind me what a lying, cheating, trecherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA protagonist, I would stop making all those annoying GTA 4 quotes. I got your message, universetwisters, you piece of sh*t. You're a dead man. A dead man. Before you die, I'm going to cut your face off, then I'm going to hang it on my wall to remind me what a lying, cheating, trecherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye, friend.You have a sharp tongue, Marston. It's only a matter of time before it's cut out of your mouth, goodbye! Jack Marston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA protagonist, I would stop making all those annoying GTA 4 quotes. let's go bowling cousin. Jack Marston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudX Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yoga. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA Protagonist, I would proudly head back to that movie studio. Payne Killer, Lowi and BasicallyDrunK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedeep Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) If I were a GTA Protagonist, I would proudly head back to that movie studio. They wouldn't let you in. Edited June 2, 2015 by housedeep The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If I were a GTA Protagonist, I would proudly head back to that movie studio. They wouldn't let you in.Damn you, Michael! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Bowling. twitter // instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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