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How they got ozzy in vc


Tenacious_Dude
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Tenacious_Dude

Have you ever wondered "How the f*ck did they get ozzy osbourne to be in vice city?" well heres how it happened:

 

R* exec: Excuse me Mr. Osbourne, would you kindly come with us please?

 

Ozzy: What tha f*ck is goin on here?!

 

R* exec: Gag 'em

 

R* co workers: Yes, boss

 

Ozzy: Get your f*ckin hands of me. I'm the prince of f*cking darkness

 

R* exec: Sure, sure

 

---_---

 

R* exec: Let him go boys

 

R* co workers: Yes, boss

 

Ozzy: what the f*ck is this all about eh?

 

R* exec: Well, Mr. Osbourne, we want to sign you into our game.

 

Ozzy: Hey, f*ck you

 

R* Exec: I think you'll change your mind once you play it

 

---_---

 

Ozzy: This is f*ckin awesome! wheres tha f*ckin music tho? cars are supposed to have a f*cking radio, and radios are supposed to have f*cking music

 

R* exec: Well, if you'd sign here, we'd gladly put some music in it, plus you'd be in it as well

 

Ozzy: What the f*ck are u talkin about?

 

tha end

 

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Chunky Lee Chong

LOL. That is hilarious. Although I doubt it is a bunch of bullsheet it does sound like Ozzy though. I would laugh harder if there was some prrof behind this...

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tuff_luv_capo

I htink tneacious tapped into a R* AIM convo! lol

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Tenacious_Dude
LOL. That is hilarious. Although I doubt it is a bunch of bullsheet it does sound like Ozzy though. I would laugh harder if there was some prrof behind this...

[sarcasm]no, its true, i'm one of tha coworkers [/sarcasm]

 

 

 

edit: whoa tlc, dizzy has less posts than u but he's been here twice as long as u.  jeezus if ur a 1000+ member imagine ur posts per day. mines like 3.45

 

 

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The thing is, is I took like a 2 month break, so my post ratio went, down, down.

 

I could had 1300 posts if i did-ant

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Tenacious_Dude

how they got lovefist in vice:

 

R* exec: Lets put lovefist in

 

R* coworkers: Okay

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I didn't laugh, in fact I didn't even smile. But then it's original. Kepp tryin'  ;)

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Tenacious_Dude

the one in vc (bark at the moon) rules. so do his other songs. and his show. i think ur talking about his daughter

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machete-onurmum

maybe one or two songs r good but kelly osbourne suxxx al the way

 

IM more of a system of a down guy

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kelly osbourne should be shot

 

that song SHUTUP its f*cking sh*tHOUSE, NUKE THAT f*cking SONG OFF THE RADIO.

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Heh. That made me chuckle. I doubt they had much trouble recruiting bands and voice actors though. GTA is famous even among casual gamers.

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Tenacious_Dude

machete - SOAD RULES!

 

mini-gun - yea but they would've still had to pay for em and stuff. i didn't realize how popular it was until gta3 came out. i didn't even know there was a gta2  :dontgetit:

 

dublo_7 - yeah

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