The Dedito Gae Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 moar pinned threads!! Uncle Vlad and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Moar Midnight Hitman sh*t posts. Flachbau, The Dedito Gae, theGTAking101 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 "Ohhh, mystery man. Strange and exotic sailor. What happened? Did you captain make you pregnant?" Payne Killer, The Dedito Gae, Herbanov and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 "You mean like when you sleep with two girls on one night and they turn out to be mother and daughter?" Homicidal Hipster and SanLiberty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 Niko: During the war we did some bad things, and bad things happen to us. War is where the young, and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I very young and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse..... Roman: Niko: Roman? Roman! Are you sleeping you fat f*ck? Come on! Payne Killer, albanyave, SanLiberty and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussianCommie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I believe this dialogue happens when you go bowling with Roman and as you are preparing to throw the bowling ball, Roman will shout "Niko, you're a bitch!" It's just so random and out of nowhere . Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Ladies,hide your titties!! Uncle Vlad and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karls Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Payne Killer and PhillBellic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I love this. Post it in the GTA Memes topic as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kampret Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Roman: Cousin. How you doing? I'm in the gentlemen's club. I think you'd really get into this. You should come down. Niko: I don't know if you can hear it, Roman, but I'm in a helicopter. Yes, that is the crazy sh*t I am having to get up to after you introduced me to Michelle or Karen, or whatever her name really is. Roman: I don't get it, is she a government agent or an undercover cop? What is she? Niko: sh*t, I don't know. All I know is that her friends have got me by the balls. Roman Someone's got me by the balls, too, cousin. I'll send you a pic. One of my favorite phone call conversations in this game. RussianCommie and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Roman: Cousin. How you doing? I'm in the gentlemen's club. I think you'd really get into this. You should come down. Niko: I don't know if you can hear it, Roman, but I'm in a helicopter. Yes, that is the crazy sh*t I am having to get up to after you introduced me to Michelle or Karen, or whatever her name really is. Roman: I don't get it, is she a government agent or an undercover cop? What is she? Niko: sh*t, I don't know. All I know is that her friends have got me by the balls. Roman Someone's got me by the balls, too, cousin. I'll send you a pic. One of my favorite phone call conversations in this game. Roman is full of funny conversations like that example. Kampret 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 TheOneLibertonian, theGTAking101, Tom_AKA_Tommy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Vlad Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) We need a "appreciation threads appreciation thread" Anyways, Roman is a great guy, he´s one of my favourite characters in IV. He´s a funny guy, but he´s also good-natured, loyal, kind and points out Niko´s human side. I love the optional phone calls after certain events. One of my favourites is when you call him after hanging out with Jacob for the first time. Roman says, he know they would become friends. Niko asks, why, because both are ice cold criminals. Roman laughs and tells Niko he isn´t just a ice cold criminal in his eyes, he´s a human being and that he knows he isn´t that cold. I believe this dialogue happens when you go bowling with Roman and as you are preparing to throw the bowling ball, Roman will shout "Niko, you're a bitch!" It's just so random and out of nowhere . "Niko, don´t embarrass the family again!" "Mila Tadic, you remember her? She loved me, not you!" Edited May 25, 2015 by Doctor Ray albanyave, Payne Killer and TheOneLibertonian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 We need a "appreciation threads appreciation thread" Anyways, Roman is a great guy, he´s one of my favourite characters in IV. He´s a funny guy, but he´s also good-natured, loyal, kind and points out Niko´s human side. I love the optional phone calls after certain events. One of my favourites is when you call him after hanging out with Jacob for the first time. Roman says, he know they would become friends. Niko asks, why, because both are ice cold criminals. Roman laughs and tells Niko he isn´t just a ice cold criminal in his eyes, he´s a human being and that he knows he isn´t that cold. Agreed. What I like about GTA IV so much is that the supporting cast are well written and very likeable and well acted by their voice actors. This is what I like about IV so much that isn't well executed in GTA V. There is something about Roman that is very unique and special. He is a great supporting character to already fantastic and well written protagonist. Uncle Vlad, Kampret, albanyave and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "That's why we can't cross the bridges so good. Fu*k it, stay in Hove Beach, every one does." Roman Bellic, 2008. Payne Killer, albanyave and theGTAking101 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 We need a "appreciation threads appreciation thread" Anyways, Roman is a great guy, he´s one of my favourite characters in IV. He´s a funny guy, but he´s also good-natured, loyal, kind and points out Niko´s human side. I love the optional phone calls after certain events. One of my favourites is when you call him after hanging out with Jacob for the first time. Roman says, he know they would become friends. Niko asks, why, because both are ice cold criminals. Roman laughs and tells Niko he isn´t just a ice cold criminal in his eyes, he´s a human being and that he knows he isn´t that cold. Agreed. What I like about GTA IV so much is that the supporting cast are well written and very likeable and well acted by their voice actors. This is what I like about IV so much that isn't well executed in GTA V. There is something about Roman that is very unique and special. He is a great supporting character to already fantastic and well written protagonist. He's a great contrast being an optimist and Niko the realist. I guess they kind of tried it with Franklin and Lamar, but failed miserably IMO. Niko and Roman are the perfect odd couple. Being family helps too which is another unique aspect. albanyave and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 he's an eccentric go-getter business man with a taste for fine woman, wine and song. Payne Killer, Uncle Vlad and albanyave 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerovitia Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Because, apart of his gambling addiction (which turns out becomes successful, being able to bought an apartement in Algonquin for Niko), he didn't doing something stupid many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albanyave Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Roman is like a best friend from first grade that will never go away. He will find the best part of a bad situation and make it seem like you've won a million dollars. It's almost impossible to be depressed when you're with him. Don't even think about getting and staying mad either. Roman won't let you. Everyone should have a friend like Roman. Payne Killer, Uncle Vlad and Jeansowaty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Roman is like a best friend from first grade that will never go away. He will find the best part of a bad situation and make it seem like you've won a million dollars. It's almost impossible to be depressed when you're with him. Don't even think about getting and staying mad either. Roman won't let you. Everyone should have a friend like Roman. The only time he pissed me off is when he was "honest with mallorie" before the engagement when he claimed that he WAS the one who killed Vlad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Cousin, it is your Cousin. Let's go and get drunk together! Edited May 28, 2015 by The_Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Roman is like a best friend from first grade that will never go away. He will find the best part of a bad situation and make it seem like you've won a million dollars. It's almost impossible to be depressed when you're with him. Don't even think about getting and staying mad either. Roman won't let you. Everyone should have a friend like Roman. The only time he pissed me off is when he was "honest with mallorie" before the engagement when he claimed that he WAS the one who killed Vlad. what can we say. I guess roman is just an old school romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Roman is like a best friend from first grade that will never go away. He will find the best part of a bad situation and make it seem like you've won a million dollars. It's almost impossible to be depressed when you're with him. Don't even think about getting and staying mad either. Roman won't let you. Everyone should have a friend like Roman. The only time he pissed me off is when he was "honest with mallorie" before the engagement when he claimed that he WAS the one who killed Vlad. what can we say. I guess roman is just an old school romantic.Along with his supposed "he has such on his heart". No hard feelings but... "I LAUGHED WHEN I HEARD THAT ROMAN WAS DEAD! HA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) Roman: Oooh, mystery man... strange and exotic sailor! What happened? Did your captain make you pregnant? Niko: Screw you! No, no, it's nothing like that. The ships were fine. It was before that, two things. You remember, during the war... we did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman? Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat f*ck? Come on! Roman: Huh! No! No way! What's the time? sh*t... I've got to get the cab back. It's on a shift. (Roman drinks his coffee but spits it back out) Roman: Oh, Jesus! Tastes like a rat shat in it... Niko: Roman... Roman: Niko, I've got to run, come meet me at the cab office. Niko: Jesus... what? Roman: It's easy. Out the door, turn left, then the first left at the diner... Niko: What are you talking about? I don't... Roman: Go down one block and turn right on Iroquois... Niko: I'm new here... Roman: then walk all the way down and we're right there on the left of the corner of Cisco Street. Niko: What are you talking about, man? Roman: It's really flash. We got lots of titties and some incredible motors... Niko. Give me a hug. Good to have you here cousin... I've got something for you. (Roman's phone rings) Roman: Oh, damn... damn, damn, damn! (Roman answers his phone) Roman: Yes, Vlad, sorry, forgive me, okay, no... no. Please don't cut my cock off, eh? Oh, okay, bye... yes, no, uh, okay. Dialogue and moments like this made GTA IV so unintentionally funny and really just fun to watch. Edited May 29, 2015 by The_Ghost Algonquin Assassin and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I always get a kick out of if you decide to not to do "Bleed Out" first when Niko picks up Roman from the hospital and Niko says "Firstly my breath doesn't smell like titty"... Seriously some of the best moments in the series with Niko and Roman which makes the Deal ending closer to the heart. theGTAking101 and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I always get a kick out of if you decide to not to do "Bleed Out" first when Niko picks up Roman from the hospital and Niko says "Firstly my breath doesn't smell like titty"... Seriously some of the best moments in the series with Niko and Roman which makes the Deal ending closer to the heart. I laughed when I heard that Roman was dead, ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Roman: avoid it as long as you can cousin. thats my advice to you. Niko: avoid what? Roman:the old ball and chain, the chastity bell they call a serious relationship. I love mallorie but come on a man has his urges. its impossible sometimes. Niko: but you love her, dont you? Roman: shes the love of my life, the woman of my dreams.... shes amazing. its just tough. maybe it'd be easy if I was not an attractive man. but sadly god did not bless me with plain features. no matter where I go, the ladies love me. its that bellic blood, they cant resist can they? Niko: maybe you have different bellic blood than me. Roman: if woman weren't throwing themselves at me, life would be easier. they make this too hard for me. if only I was unattractive. I guess its stupid to wish for the impossible. I'll just have to learn to live with the temptation. Niko: good luck with that Roman. one of their best hangout conversation's. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I always get a kick out of if you decide to not to do "Bleed Out" first when Niko picks up Roman from the hospital and Niko says "Firstly my breath doesn't smell like titty"... Seriously some of the best moments in the series with Niko and Roman which makes the Deal ending closer to the heart. I laughed when I heard that Roman was dead, ha!How can you say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I always get a kick out of if you decide to not to do "Bleed Out" first when Niko picks up Roman from the hospital and Niko says "Firstly my breath doesn't smell like titty"... Seriously some of the best moments in the series with Niko and Roman which makes the Deal ending closer to the heart. I laughed when I heard that Roman was dead, ha!How can you say that?Mr. Rascalov can attest to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I always get a kick out of if you decide to not to do "Bleed Out" first when Niko picks up Roman from the hospital and Niko says "Firstly my breath doesn't smell like titty"... Seriously some of the best moments in the series with Niko and Roman which makes the Deal ending closer to the heart. I laughed when I heard that Roman was dead, ha! How can you say that? I shall add him to my Sh*t List. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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