wheres a romantic spot to ask a girl out on gta?

[Xion Hunter]

Before she joins you online, have you and a couple friends plant as many explosives as you can around the city. Cars, sidewalks, whatever. Then when she joins, during night time, bring her to the ramp near Madrazzos house OR on the heli pad on one of the tall buildings. Explain how you'll change the world, change life itself, change everything she sees, then detonate everything and proceed to laugh maniacally as the sun rises while playing beethoven in the background.

I have not read something that beautiful I'm fifty two minutes. *tears up* Amazing. Divine.

 

I have to do that.

[CrysisAverted]

at the beach by the bonfire and having your fireworks you saved for a year now go off right when you ask.

[Vik]

In deez nuts.

[_Pythonomorpha_]

Strip club. If she rejects you, you have a backup option.

[shaunk585824]

Vanilla Unicorn. Haha.

[Co3r4_5h4rK]

There..

 

[luisniko]

In the bushes where you can keep Air Thrusting her without anyone notice.

[EvilFuture]

There..

 

Woah, hold up. Where is this place and why have I never seen it?

[Zanje]

Off topic because i have nothing to contribute because its an absurd thread, but i do find it funny the amount of people who regurgitate the same joke and still manage to think they are being funny *rolls eyes* off chance this guy is serious if your gonna make fun of hime he at least deserves a witty remark yes?

[T.V. Eye]

^ nah.

 

On topic: lol

[luisniko]

 

There..

 

Woah, hold up. Where is this place and why have I never seen it?

 

 

Go offroad around Zancudo. Just southern part of the gun shop, clothing store, and definitely the army base.

[ArmorKingHunter]

Dont focus on "where" you take her. Focus on HOW you take her..

 

Arrange to rendezvous with her at her apartment.

 

While she is inside preparing use this time to grab a nice shiny limo.. hire a friend to be a chauffeur for the evening.

When the time comes to pick up the lucky lady, greet her with a friendly wave or salute! No docking or repeated air thrusting! as she excitedly makes her way to the carriage, have said chauffeur fire celebratory flares up in the air in appreciation of her arrival before opening the limo door for her to enter.

 

Dont be alarmed if she secretes a small river as she enters the limo! This indicates that you have impressed her

[TCA]

Gerald's place.

[Nomad0202]

I wish the OP good luck. As long as all this is young love and not paedophile grooming.

[gregu]

Cockatoos, because... well... She's a dude.

[Terrato137]

 

Before she joins you online, have you and a couple friends plant as many explosives as you can around the city. Cars, sidewalks, whatever. Then when she joins, during night time, bring her to the ramp near Madrazzos house OR on the heli pad on one of the tall buildings. Explain how you'll change the world, change life itself, change everything she sees, then detonate everything and proceed to laugh maniacally as the sun rises while playing beethoven in the background.

I have not read something that beautiful I'm fifty two minutes. *tears up* Amazing. Divine.

 

I have to do that.

 

Everyone keeps saying, "Go to X location", so I thought i'd elaborate. Women don't like boring

[NubcakeVII]

Well, I'd do it on a nice beach at sunset.

 

Just watch out for the Hydra coming down on you and the twelve-year-old in a Zentorno firing off the word "fa**ot" over the mic like an ambulance siren.

 

Also, real life exists, but I'm assuming this girl is far away or you've never even seen her or heard her voice outside of a game lobby.

 

Not to be cynical, but dating over a video game doesn't exactly work.....

[bensons]

Good troll op

[GibeMoniPlox]

I don't know what's sadder, this thread or people actually giving advice.

[hornedturtle]

Just pull out your rocket launcher and aim for the chest. She will than be pissed off, which will lead to you pulling out your rocket launcher and aiming for the chest....

[unbid]

Ask her a place that reminiscent of her good times.

[ClaudeSpeed1911]

1. Get a van

2. Make it rusty broken one

3. write something with the gun (Free candy, Free love, Free Cash)

4. Force her into the van

5. drive to Sandy Shores (Preferably Trevor's)

6. Do what you want.

7. ????

8. Profit.

 

 

 

 

Seriously op GTA isn't a dating game and you won't get chicks by just playing with them. you have to meet them in real life.

[Halal Cyborg]

Sex Panther

[giraffeboy]

When she's in your car ask her for option 3

[thewhitehammer99]

Just pull out your rocket launcher and aim for the chest. She will than be pissed off, which will lead to you pulling out your rocket launcher and aiming for the chest....

I lol'd hard

(Pun not intended)

[hamxod]

is this serious?

dude you're taking this game too seriously

like its funny tbh

[Frank ツ]

But do you know this girl irl?

[am30]

There are no girls on the internet OP.

[Damned_Hitman]

So long as you play free aim, it won't matter.

 

Free Aimers get pussy. Assisted Aimers they struggle to get past first base.

[VanessaMagick]

Two Hoots Springs.

 

I'm not kidding. I would actually consider it if somebody asked me out on GTA at Two Hoots. Especially at sunset.