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Sue Murry is dead


Jock Cranley
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Could you take care of the current president now, please?

Because if not, i know people who might go all Lee Harvey Oswald on your ass, when i'm dead.

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universetwisters

You could've done better.

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she reached the bottom of the mountain her corpse was hit by a train and then attacked by a wild cougar.

I hope she recovers quickly...

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Payne Killer

 

proof or gtfo.

This was taken from a civilians iFruit phone.

 

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10/10

 

IGN

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Thank you! That toothy bitch deserved it. Fight off the cougar and remove her breasts and scoop out the belly button area...because that is like the heart of the watermelon. ....and more pics of the aftermath would be even better than hobo dick sucking.

 

Edit... We need more posts like this from Jock and any other figures within the game. I really hated Sue, her hair, her teeth, her face.....oooh what I would do to that faaace! I believe you have kept me out of Bolingbroke Penitentiary with your act of kindness. You have, and will always have my vote Jock, especially after this latest campaign stunt!

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daliakiller

Golden thread, 10/10 for creativity.

 

 

 

Hope no one locks it though.

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Officer620

 

proof or gtfo.

 

This was taken from a civilians iFruit phone.

 

16c98j5.jpg

 

 

You are now under full investigation for producing sufficient evidence to suggest you killed Sue Murry.

 

Charges will be laid after your prompt arrest.

 

Cheers!

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I keep laughing at the scribble foliage and cliffs....there's some nasty grey spikes there as she's falling that implore you to remember when it was yourself taking the same trip once upon a time.

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proof or gtfo.

 

This was taken from a civilians iFruit phone.

 

16c98j5.jpg

 

 

You are now under full investigation for producing sufficient evidence to suggest you killed Sue Murry.

 

Charges will be laid after your prompt arrest.

 

Cheers!

 

Who says cheers to someone they're interrogating?

 

Officer620, that's who! *Annoying jingle tune playing in the background*

 

Cheers!

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Director of the Federal Investigation Bureau here.

 

Thank you for your confession Mr. Cranley. We will be looking more into it and taking you in for questioning.

 

Has the Chinese takeaway noodle van arrived yet?

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Hahahaha :D this was definitely not what I was expecting when I clicked on it. That iphone picture is funny as hell haha

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Testarossa

I'm so confused right now.

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PhillBellic

I don't think we do Milestone/Kilometerstone Threads at less than 200 posts. Just saying.

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Jock Cranley. No liberals, no crippled, no mercy.

Cranley for POTUS 2016.

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I'm so confused right now.

Sigh, are the rainbow hair avatars in again?

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ten-a-penny

This was actually funny. Something as rare as the Online Nemesis these days.

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SuperGTFan

"My rival Sue Murray is a know-it-all shrew"

 

"She thinks the best way to help people IS to help people."

 

Jock Cranley

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tranceking26

Wait a minute, this is GTA, are you sure she didn't respawn at the nearest hospital?

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Shadowfennekin

Good riddance. The bitch had it coming.

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happygrowls

Hey Jock, thanks for giving us information on the tragic death of Sue, it's a shame really. Atleast your our next governor now.

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