Grand Theft Auto - Memes

[Ryo256]

44 minutes ago, Smash Bandicoot said:

So this is the hidden "Ending D" everyone talks about...

If only he got rid of that yee yee ass haircut......

[Ondr4H]

 

[SilverRST]

[universetwisters]

Not mine

 

 

[Dr Busta]

@Algonquin Assassin's nightmares

[DeltaV20]

3 minutes ago, DR:BUSTA said:

@Algonquin Assassin's nightmares

Worst nightmare for Triads , Sindaccos and Leones , they'll commit suicide when they'll see CJ's clones robbing caligula 

[Dr Busta]

3 minutes ago, DeltaV20 said:

Worst nightmare for Triads , Sindaccos and Leones , they'll commit suicide when they'll see CJ's clones robbing caligula 

Worst nightmare also for the hypocrite from GTA 4

But my best dreams 

Edited April 6, 2021 by DR:BUSTA

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

Amazon Echo Niko Edition.

 

 

Niko and Roman's fun day out.

[Dr Busta]

11 minutes ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

 

Amazon Echo Niko Edition

Alexa who's The best GTA protagonist ?

[Algonquin Assassin]

5 minutes ago, DR:BUSTA said:

Alexa who's The best GTA protagonist ?

 

Paraphrasing Alexa  Niko.

 

"f*ck off"

Edited April 7, 2021 by Algonquin Assassin

[H-G]

Not mine:

[Leather Rebel]

[WanteD1]

19 hours ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

 

Amazon Echo Niko Edition.

 

 

Niko and Roman's fun day out.

 

[Ondr4H]

On 4/4/2021 at 10:20 PM, SilverRST said:

True reason, why they wanted to ban mods...

[Ondr4H]

 

[Zello]

 

The book has spoken.

[H-G]

Taking roasting to a whole new level (not mine):

[Dr Busta]

OC

[JaeDan 101]

IGN: Excuse me sir, are you an employee of Rockstar Games?

Guy: Yes, I've been working with Sam for years.

IGN: Okay, don't spoil everything. Is it true that Grand Theft Auto 6 will be set in the 80's?

Guy: Eh I don't know I am just a janitor at the Rockstar Games headquarters!

Edited April 8, 2021 by JaeDan 101

[H-G]

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Edited April 8, 2021 by Staunton Assassin
Gotta come up with something better.

[Ondr4H]

 

[WanteD1]

Speedrunners be like:
 

 

Edited April 8, 2021 by WanteD1

[Dr Busta]

2 minutes ago, WanteD1 said:

Speedrunners be like:
 

 

Not speedrunners you know 

The other people

[Ondr4H]

 

[JetNormalGuy]

30 minutes ago, WanteD1 said:

Speedrunners be like:
 

 

You see, he got blesses by RNG in the beginning since he had a Balla spawn right Infront of it, many runs are reset because of it, then he used the classic Blastjump using the gun he got from the Ballaand airstrafed using A-D to keep his momentum, he then hit a Bhop (Bhopping in SA is a bit different since you can't bind the jump button to scrollwheel and spam it until you hop, since the Engine version SA is using has sort of nerfed Bhopping, so the runner had to time it tick perfect to atleast keep most his momentum he gained from that blastjump as he needs atleast 700+ hammerunit to be able to break props and glasses) with his momentum he used it to be able te break the window in CJ's house, he triggers the Big smoke scripted sequence which spawns the rest of the gang in the cemetary and he also take this opportunity to shoot Smoke with the gun he obtained, He then messes with the physics and is able to add more and more power to his ABH (Accelerated BackHop) since he needs it to bounce off Sweets car, he airstrafes again to gain more momentum, enough to kill Ryder in his landing, he then runs to the bike since he drained all of his Stamina from before hand, and uses the famous Bike Glitch to bunnyhop higher than usual and he maneuveurs himself in the air using the +LeanForward key to glide to the donut shop, he pushes Tenpenny and his lads by Hitting them with a prop on the head which makes the game think something is blocking them hence why they are teleported straight to the truck, thus saving more time, now for the hardest part, He used the glitch to gain lots of momentum and does the ABH and hits the truck with it, He then has to keep hitting the truck on midair to send it to its destination and making sure it doesnt blow up in midair as this wll mission fail him, he gives it the final blow, and it hits the cutscene trigger and finishes his run.

[BelfastBrawler]

10 hours ago, JaeDan 101 said:

IGN: Excuse me sir, are you an employee of Rockstar Games?

Guy: Yes, I've been working with Sam for years.

IGN: Okay, don't spoil everything. Is it true that Grand Theft Auto 6 will be set in the 80's?

Guy: Eh I don't know I am just a janitor at the Rockstar Games headquarters!

Time Traveler: "What year is this?"

R* Employee: "2028"

Time Traveler: "How's GTA 6?"

R* Employee: "You mean GTA 5 for PS6?"

Edited April 8, 2021 by BelfastBrawler

[The Tracker]

Everyone's fondest experience with GTA SA map:

 

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

@DR:BUSTA the diagnosis is in.

 

 

[Dr Busta]

10 minutes ago, Algonquin Assassin said:

 

@DR:BUSTA the diagnosis is in.

Yes I am BUSTA

B:Best

U:

S:San Andreas is better

T:Toni Cipriani sucks

A: Algonquin Assassin isn't the joker

Edited April 8, 2021 by DR:BUSTA

[Guest]

f*cking hell Trevor!