Grand Theft Auto - Memes

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LMAO!

[Niobium]

 

 

GTA 5 SPOILERS:

http://i.imgur.com/4EqveQr.png

http://i.imgur.com/9OSBeqx.png

[Wolfhuman]

 

 

Haha, good one!

[Peregrin Brandytook]

Edited November 27, 2013 by gtafan899

[Wolfhuman]

@gtafan899

 

lmao, one of the best i have seen.

[John Angelo]

[Valdorien]

[SonofYankton]

[Homemade Dynamite]

[biggsull]

 

 

 

Yea that one was awwwsssummm.. out of likes

[Niobium]

 

that is not true in V.

 

one time i got a guy to fight me. i stood on top of a car but for some reason, the guy didn't climb on top of the car to fight me. he just stood there with his fists out waiting to fight me saying "f*ckING COCKSUCKER" and "CABRON".

 

then i was bored, so i called 911. the police came, so i got off the car and ran near the police and had the guy punch me in front of them.

 

i sh*t you not, the cops came out of their car and pulled out their shotgun and pistol and shot the guy to death for punching me.

 

epic fail when it comes to AI rockstar.

[Officer Ronson]

@NoBum

 

Still better than every pedestrian dropping their things to just look at you for slightly bumping the rear of a car with a motorcycle.

[Niobium]

@Tenxax speaking of dumb AI, pretty much every pedestrian will fight you or run away if you insult them two or three times.

 

EDIT: one time i fell on the ground, then a cop tripped over me and i got a wanted level

Edited November 30, 2013 by nobum62

[Officer Ronson]

@NoBum62

 

So you're saying that you wouldn't get provoked by a guy who just insulted you? Wow that's a real mindf*ck.

 

@Speaking of attempts to say that the Police is flawed in the game: I just threw myself at a cop, and all I got was a nice warning, eh.

[Niobium]

@Tenxax i'll probably react to people insulting me, but i won't fight them or run away

 

a lot of the insults the protags say are too funny to be insults when the protag says them when pointing a gun at a pedestrian

 

michael pointing a gun at pedestrian: "you define everything that's wrong with this place" "you should get some help with that personality of yours" "when i say you suck, i really mean you suck"

 

franklin pointing a gun at pedestrian: "lame-ass bitch" "punk"

 

trevor pointing a gun at pedestrian: "you make me wanna emigrate"

[Officer Ronson]

@NoBum

 

Those are actually taunts in general, they work both when you aim a gun and if you insult a pedestrian.

[Niobium]

eh that's true. the insults are still too funny though.

 

especially when i was playing as frank hanging out with mike, and we got a wanted level. mike was saying "you define everything that's wrong with this place" while shooting cops in our car

[Peregrin Brandytook]

[mitchskaterr]

#yolo #instagram #niceday #police #chicken #cooking

[gear999]

#yolo #instagram #niceday #police #chicken #cooking

Stop it with the f**king hashtags. Its annoying, especially when people use it with GTA related things...

[gear999]

Well, back on topic, here is some memes from me:

 

 

Might come up with new ones later.

[ten-a-penny]

this thread is my third home here now!

guess who I hate in GTA?

ah I still love these three dudes

I--- Can't resist these two!

just found my avatar!

Edited November 30, 2013 by ten-a-penny

[tyranatopherrex]

can we all just take a moment to remember that the great Samuel L Jackson was in San Andreas

 

"we could sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you”

Edited December 1, 2013 by tyranatopherrex

[ten-a-penny]

can we all just take a moment to remember that the great Samuel L Jackson was in San Andreas

 

"we could sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you”

Oldie

 

guess which is the worst GTA for me?

better not to hang it all on IV

 

I guess this is enough

 

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

 

 

 

 

Guys. Guys. Can we just take a minute out to remember the popular opinion around here is that IV had more realistic handling than V?

[.Ryan.]

 

 

 

[Murad96]

[ten-a-penny]

better to keep some ammo here

if I REALLY started, I'll fill the whole thread then!

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guys. Guys. Can we just take a minute out to remember the popular opinion around here is that IV had more realistic handling than V?

 

I chuckled.

 

[Niobium]

can we all just take a moment to remember that the great Samuel L Jackson was in San Andreas

 

"we could sh*t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you”

has anyone seen coach carter? that movie was awesome.