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Grand Theft Auto - Memes


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Igor Bogdanoff

 

 

 

-stupidjokeaboutawesomejoga-

 

Yoga is f*cking awesome. Leave it alone :D

 

Dan is that you?

 

No, but Joga is just relaxing from gun fights. Like bowling

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No, but Joga is just relaxing from gun fights. Like bowling

What is this "Joga" thing?

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No, but Joga is just relaxing from gun fights. Like bowling

What is this "Joga" thing?Joga is the answer ,vaniish. But what is the question? Edited by SuperGTFan
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What is this "Joga" thing?

Joga is the answer ,vaniish. But what is the question?It was just a joke, dude.
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What is this "Joga" thing?

Joga is the answer ,vaniish. But what is the question?
It was just a joke, dude.That's what I was doing😂 , I'm imitating Fabien.
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What is this "Joga" thing?

Joga is the answer ,vaniish. But what is the question?
It was just a joke, dude.

That's what I was doing , I'm imitating Fabien.

OK, sorry about that post then, I don't play SP often, so I can't recall.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Joga so much, I had the yoga mats in all colors
>I did joga every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Joga is love" I say; "Joga is life"
>My dad sees me and calls me a f*ggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Joga
>I called him a c*nt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Fabien
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Joga is the answer."
>He grabs me with his sexy hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my a*s-cheeks for Fabien
>He penetrates my b*tt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Fabien
>I can feel my b*tt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Fabien
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Fabien looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Joga now."
>Fabien leaves through my window
>Joga is love. Joga is life.

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PhillBellic

 

 

>I was only 9 years old

>I loved Joga so much, I had the yoga mats in all colors

>I did joga every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

>"Joga is love" I say; "Joga is life"

>My dad sees me and calls me a f*ggot

>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Joga

>I called him a c*nt

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

>I'm crying now, and my face hurts

>I lay in bed and it's really cold

>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

>It's Fabien

>I am so happy

He whispers into my ear "Joga is the answer."

>He grabs me with his sexy hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my a*s-cheeks for Fabien

>He penetrates my b*tt-hole

>It hurts so much but I do it for Fabien

>I can feel my b*tt tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Fabien

>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Fabien looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Joga now."

>Fabien leaves through my window

>Joga is love. Joga is life.

 

 

Why did I look up the original video? What is wrong with me? ;):lol:

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the good folks at GTA-Series still visit this thread

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senpai noticed us

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the good folks at GTA-Series still visit this thread

 

 

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senpai noticed us

At least they are acknowledging who posted the image. :)

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Igor Bogdanoff

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Why is everyone calling it karuma? It just sounds retarded

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Sorry for the small picture.

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Kurt "Big Boy" Alexander is the person who voiced Big Bear in San Andreas and himself as the DJ of Radio Los Santos in 5, he is an actual DJ in real life, hosting Power 106 in Los Angeles, which is what Radio Los Santos is based off of,

Meanwhile, the San Andreas Radio Los Santos and West Coast Classics is based off 93.5 KDAY, another radio station in Los Angeles, and Julio G (San Andreas Radio Los Santos DJ) was a former DJ.

 

Just for the people who don't know who he is.

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Niko Montana

the good folks at GTA-Series still visit this thread

 

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senpai noticed us

I feel famous...

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Igor Bogdanoff

 


F*ck double post
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Nah nah nah Gta 6

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GTA 1 had multiplayer.

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A comment made by Zodape somewhere,it is funny as sh*t imo

 

this is a screen:

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probably reposts, sorry.

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ussual....

The Day Midnight makes a post without bad spelling will be the day PulpFiction finds a fault in IV, PhillBellic doesn't talk about police liveries and SuperGTFan actually makes a meme and not a text post.

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gangster2332

SuperGTFan actually makes a meme and not a text post.

no never

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This is the closest I could find to GTA 1's MP. That probably isn't multiplayer, but you get the point.

 

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ussual...

 

Stoney and Ganton makes the best memes, Michigan and JamRock are killing each other all over the V section, Epic can't deal with my silly issue, and Shadow is still too shy to reply to anybody.

 

 

unusual...

 

 

lastmanonearth has disappeared from the forums.

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