Grand Theft Auto - Memes

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

 

 

[offtopic]

 

Any cakes for my birthday? any thing? any?

 

okay......

 

[/offtopic]

The cake is a lie...

 

Doug Ratmann? Is that you? Dat Portal reference though...

 

Wait you found Ratman in GTA IV?

[BasicallyDrunK]

 

 

 

[offtopic]

 

Any cakes for my birthday? any thing? any?

 

okay......

 

[/offtopic]

The cake is a lie...

 

Doug Ratmann? Is that you? Dat Portal reference though...

 

Wait you found Ratman in GTA IV?

 

 

Nah, Doug Rattmann is a character in the Portal Series. He warns the protagonist that the cake he is promised is a lie by scratching the word all over the walls.Creepy-ass character.

[The Dedito Gae]

i did more unfunny and poorly drawn crap:

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: f*ck, i'm sorry...this is awful.

Edited April 2, 2015 by Midnight Hitman

[Predator]

 

 

 

 

[offtopic]

 

Any cakes for my birthday? any thing? any?

 

okay......

 

[/offtopic]

The cake is a lie...

 

Doug Ratmann? Is that you? Dat Portal reference though...

 

Wait you found Ratman in GTA IV?

 

 

Nah, Doug Rattmann is a character in the Portal Series. He warns the protagonist that the cake he is promised is a lie by scratching the word all over the walls.Creepy-ass character.

 

i think he was making a joke

[theGTAking101]

EDIT: f*ck, i'm sorry...this is awful.

That was so bad that it was actually funny.

[SmokesWithCigs]

 

You Racist f*ck!

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little scrub? I'll have you know I am ranked top of the international leaderboards in GTA Online, and I've been involved in numerous grindings on heists, and I have over 2000 hours. I am trained in deathmatches and I'm the top racer in the GTA Online community. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over GTA Forums? Think again, fu*ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GTA Crews in Social Club and your gamertag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fun in GTA. You're f*cking screwed, kid. I can be on any server, at anytime, and I can grief you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without using my Rhino tank. Not only am I extensively trained in griefing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tanks, chromed supercars, Buzzards, and Hydras and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your gaming experience on the broken-ass Rockstar servers, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

Shut up! its the internet and you just typed that thousands of miles away from me in the comfort of your home PC desk and swivel chair. Feel like a big man dontcha? Also ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Predator]

 

 

You Racist f*ck!

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little scrub? I'll have you know I am ranked top of the international leaderboards in GTA Online, and I've been involved in numerous grindings on heists, and I have over 2000 hours. I am trained in deathmatches and I'm the top racer in the GTA Online community. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over GTA Forums? Think again, fu*ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GTA Crews in Social Club and your gamertag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fun in GTA. You're f*cking screwed, kid. I can be on any server, at anytime, and I can grief you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without using my Rhino tank. Not only am I extensively trained in griefing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tanks, chromed supercars, Buzzards, and Hydras and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your gaming experience on the broken-ass Rockstar servers, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

Shut up! its the internet and you just typed that thousands of miles away from me in the comfort of your home PC desk and swivel chair. Feel like a big man dontcha? Also ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

Man he was making a joke,now this:If you fail the mission RUNNING DOG and you have more than 50% fat during it, you will receive a phone call from Big Smoke,here's the video

hahahahahaha,maybe its not that funny. Edited April 2, 2015 by NiggaFromGanton

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

 

 

 

 

[offtopic]

 

Any cakes for my birthday? any thing? any?

 

okay......

 

[/offtopic]

The cake is a lie...

 

Doug Ratmann? Is that you? Dat Portal reference though...

 

Wait you found Ratman in GTA IV?

 

 

Nah, Doug Rattmann is a character in the Portal Series. He warns the protagonist that the cake he is promised is a lie by scratching the word all over the walls.Creepy-ass character.

 

I know, I played Portal 2

His jibberish is f*cking creepy.

[B Dawg]

 

 

 

 

EDIT: f*ck, i'm sorry...this is awful.

Genius! 10/10!

[Niobium]

 

 

You Racist f*ck!

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little scrub? I'll have you know I am ranked top of the international leaderboards in GTA Online, and I've been involved in numerous grindings on heists, and I have over 2000 hours. I am trained in deathmatches and I'm the top racer in the GTA Online community. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over GTA Forums? Think again, fu*ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GTA Crews in Social Club and your gamertag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fun in GTA. You're f*cking screwed, kid. I can be on any server, at anytime, and I can grief you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without using my Rhino tank. Not only am I extensively trained in griefing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tanks, chromed supercars, Buzzards, and Hydras and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your gaming experience on the broken-ass Rockstar servers, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

Shut up! its the internet and you just typed that thousands of miles away from me in the comfort of your home PC desk and swivel chair. Feel like a big man dontcha? Also ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

 

my god.... someone can't see a joke even if it cockslapped them in the face....

[Detective Phelps]

 

 

 

You Racist f*ck!

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little scrub? I'll have you know I am ranked top of the international leaderboards in GTA Online, and I've been involved in numerous grindings on heists, and I have over 2000 hours. I am trained in deathmatches and I'm the top racer in the GTA Online community. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over GTA Forums? Think again, fu*ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GTA Crews in Social Club and your gamertag is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fun in GTA. You're f*cking screwed, kid. I can be on any server, at anytime, and I can grief you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without using my Rhino tank. Not only am I extensively trained in griefing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of tanks, chromed supercars, Buzzards, and Hydras and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your gaming experience on the broken-ass Rockstar servers, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.

Shut up! its the internet and you just typed that thousands of miles away from me in the comfort of your home PC desk and swivel chair. Feel like a big man dontcha? Also ......

Didn't READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[Facepalm38]

Guys, he wouldn't see the joke even if Rock* made it as an advertisement on GTA V

Edited April 2, 2015 by Lucario 2.0

[RedDagger]

Test to like my own post

Edited March 30, 2016 by RedDagger

[ClaudX]

[PhillBellic]

Another 'WASTED' gif.

 

 

"A CJ, you busta!".

[Gummy]

#JustFrameLimiterOffProblems

[Predator]

hahahahahahaha

Edited April 3, 2015 by NiggaFromGanton

[Niko Montana]

[/url]

[PhillBellic]

 

 

 

 

Hey, quit stealing my schtick.

[CML99]

R* copied my mod

 

 

 

 

Blame you Michael! Rockstar Michael!

[Curtis]

hahahahahahaha

gamer like him shouldn't be married if he wanna keeps gaming like that.

 

 

 

My least funniest one.

This is so true. (Not that it's the least funniest, but the fact that there's nowhere to swim to). Edited March 30, 2016 by RedDagger

[ClaudX]

My least funniest one.

[Predator]

[Niko Montana]

 

 

For another edition of "dumb youtube comments":

I once saw a comment on a GTA SA mission in which somebody said Frank Tenpenny and Franklin Clinton are the same person. I can't find the comment otherwise I would put it here.

Edited March 30, 2016 by RedDagger

[Predator]

For another edition of "dumb youtube comments":

I once saw a comment on a GTA SA mission in which somebody said Frank Tenpenny and Franklin Clinton are the same person. I can't find the comment otherwise I would put it here.

Wait you didnt know,you never saw this artwork for gta 6?

[Pavle]

[universetwisters]

-snip-

My least funniest one.

 

I love how Toni looks like Elvis.

 

 

 

[ClaudX]

 

-snip-

My least funniest one.

 

I love how Toni looks like Elvis.

[Pavle]

Nikola Tesla. Get it?

[Predator]

 

 

-snip-

My least funniest one.

 

I love how Toni looks like Elvis.

 

My paint skillz r so much better

Edited April 3, 2015 by NiggaFromGanton