xXRobbie98Xx Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 So this one time i was really horny and my d!ck was harder than the last gta online heist. I ran to the bathroom looking for a good substitute for lube because i wanted maximum pleasure. All i could find was a bottle of head and shoulders shampoo. I squeezed a nice handful of shampoo out and went to work at beating my meat. I finished with a grin. 2 hours later i went for a pee but it felt like i was peeing hydrachloric acid or something. Oh the pain! I spent the next half hour trying to flush the shampoo out of my penis with my own urine. It felt like someone was jamming a rusty nail in there. So yeah don't wank with shampoo basically... LiniArc and Curtis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumaYay Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Maybe you should take care of the smegma below your foreskin. Some bad surprises might be down there. Flachbau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Very informative OP. I'll make sure I stick with motor oil like any normal person. GN 92, El Tigre chino, Target13 and 26 others 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Tony Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Whatever happened to just using your hands? ten-a-penny, Fonz, BS_BlackScout and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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