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Zero Punctuation review of GTA Online


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Rocket Skates

He is just talking quickly. His pauses between sentences are just extremely short.

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TeammateHelper

No, he talks fast, and then cuts out his pauses.

 

EDIT: surprised yahtzee reviewed GTAO as a separate game to GTA5.

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I hope he didn't do what it sounds like he did, which was jump online and start playing heists straight away as a low level.

 

But at least it backs up my decision to not play the f*cking things with randoms.

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TreFacTor

Welcome to 2013

 

 

 

Even if it's just a heist review it's late and posted in the wrong section.

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TeammateHelper

Looks like he's pissed at Prison Break, too.

 

I told you that heist is bullsh*t.

 

 

TL;DR for people who don't want to watch:

 

He did missions/heists with randoms.

He had multiple failures in Prison Break because whoever was the pilot can't play for sh*t.

He hates stat-padders (both WLR and KDR, shooting and racing, etc etc)

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Kinda hard to catch and I had to repeat at some points, but yeah I agree with his review.

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VanessaMagick

Yeah, Yahtzee talks fast and cuts out his pauses - hence the title of the show.

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Ok, how the f*ck can you stand more than 10 seconds listening to this moron talking way too fast and with a dick in his mouth while he fails over and over again at trying to be funny?

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007_eleven

He has some valid points:

 

1. K/D recording and the lack of an average score for races means you get a lot of douchenozzles trying to unfairly boost these stats.

2. Various overpowered weapons make the PvP combat extremely dull and lead to more boosting to inflate e-peen.

3. Randoms are retarded.

 

I'm surprised he didn't mention the cash card money grind part of the game. Overall he doesn't make the best reviews because he doesn't account for playing as a group and he only lists negatives. Still, it's better than the omg 10/10 ign fanboys who ignore all the sh*t that's being oversimplified or lazily implemented in the game.

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RocknRumble

While plenty of his criticisms are valid, I can't help but feel that Yahtzee is wee bit late on this. At this point we're all pretty much humming a collective "no sh*t".

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TeammateHelper

Yahtzee playing multiplayer? I don't believe you mate.

He booted up, joined a random heist with other newbies, and ragequit at Prison Break.

 

That's it.

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He got the part right about the stupid races with stupid ramps that make you feel like you're playing Hot Wheels.

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LL Cool L

I haven't watched the vid but I'm guessing some1 is reviewing a game that we have all already played for over a year?

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LightningLord

I haven't watched the vid but I'm guessing some1 is reviewing a game that we have all already played for over a year?

What else would it be?

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Hyperglide

lol Yahtzee is the man. His reviews are quite clever and entertaining as always. Why was I not surprised he didn't like it. If it's not Painkiller he probably hates it.

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freedomna

lol Yahtzee is the man. His reviews are quite clever and entertaining as always. Why was I not surprised he didn't like it. If it's not Painkiller he probably hates it.

Or Saints Row

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Mr. Scratch

He has some valid points:

 

1. K/D recording and the lack of an average score for races means you get a lot of douchenozzles trying to unfairly boost these stats.

2. Various overpowered weapons make the PvP combat extremely dull and lead to more boosting to inflate e-peen.

3. Randoms are retarded.

 

I'm surprised he didn't mention the cash card money grind part of the game. Overall he doesn't make the best reviews because he doesn't account for playing as a group and he only lists negatives. Still, it's better than the omg 10/10 ign fanboys who ignore all the sh*t that's being oversimplified or lazily implemented in the game.

His reviews are purely satirical. But if you want to know whether your game is sh*t or not then he's the guy for it.

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matajuegos01

 

Ok, how the f*ck can you stand more than 10 seconds listening to this moron talking way too fast and with a dick in his mouth while he fails over and over again at trying to be funny?

 

wow someone's angry

 

lel

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livejoker

The video is clearly a joke and only made to make you laugh and say, "man, this guy totally gets it!" If not found funny, simply ignore and keep moving, people.

I thought it was hilarious! No idea who this guy is but will definitely keep a lookout for any more GTA stuff. His illustrations and insults definitely make it worth watching.

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Everything he said is exactly what happens in game. LOL

"GTAO, the worst gaming community ever. It's full of retards."

That should be placed at the top of all the GTA game cases.

 

Sure is nice those retards spill over into this forum.LOL

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TeammateHelper

holy crap yahtzee played something online.

Oh he started playing online at his later vids.

 

He's turning into an always-on gamer, and he'll never escape.

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Put him on 0.5 speed...enjoy...

 

Anyway, his review is spot on like always...

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The video is clearly a joke and only made to make you laugh and say, "man, this guy totally gets it!" If not found funny, simply ignore and keep moving, people.

 

I thought it was hilarious! No idea who this guy is but will definitely keep a lookout for any more GTA stuff. His illustrations and insults definitely make it worth watching.

I think I can pretty safely say that he won't be doing any more GTA stuff until the next game comes out. It's quite surprising he even reviewed the Online portion separate from the single player.

 

Been watching his reviews nearly since he started, and he's usually a pretty right about most things. Only thing you have to watch for is when his grumpiness gets the best of him, he can end up bitching about easily avoidable things or ignoring that they are avoidable for the sake of negativity in the review.

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TeammateHelper

He's satirical as usual. For example he is spot on about Uncharted 3 although he's definitely negative about it.

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