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universetwisters

^ Sometimes when I shower I have these images of me hijacking a locomotive and sticking my head out it's window as a new chopper follows me at full speed. I have no idea why.

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^ Sometimes when I shower I have these images of me hijacking a locomotive and sticking my head out it's window as a new chopper follows me at full speed. I have no idea why.

haha, damn that's bizarre man :O:lol:

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^ Sometimes when I shower I have these images of me hijacking a locomotive and sticking my head out it's window as a new chopper follows me at full speed. I have no idea why.

I don't know if I should feel bad for you or laugh at what may be a joke.
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^ Sometimes when I shower I have these images of me hijacking a locomotive and sticking my head out it's window as a new chopper follows me at full speed. I have no idea why.

I don't know if I should feel bad for you or laugh at what may be a joke.

 

 

It's true, but I don't mind if you laugh because I can't take myself seriously most of the time.

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^ Sometimes when I shower I have these images of me hijacking a locomotive and sticking my head out it's window as a new chopper follows me at full speed. I have no idea why.

 

I don't know if I should feel bad for you or laugh at what may be a joke.

 

It's true, but I don't mind if you laugh because I can't take myself seriously most of the time.

I just want to make it clear I was not trying to be mean sorry if I offended you in any way. Edited by Crazyeighties
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The Harwood Bitcher

Something got me thinking today

Living in usa must suck because they always salute with handshakes

In my country is normal that men/women salute with a kiss on the check rather than a handshake, so when i salute a hot chick, i take a litttle advantage by gently touching his hips

His fascinatting how manners differ from one country to other

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Something got me thinking today

Living in usa must suck because they always salute with handshakes

In my country is normal that men/women salute with a kiss on the check rather than a handshake, so when i salute a hot chick, i take a litttle advantage by gently touching his hips

His fascinatting how manners differ from one country to other

I'm pretty sure in MERICA a man gives a woman a kiss on the cheek and a man shakes another man's hand, If it's two women it can either be a kiss on the cheek or a hug.

 

If none of this is true, those Merican movies and shows have been lying to me for fairly long time.

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Not really, in argentina all the time men salutes other's men kissing his checks ,but the handshake are used by more formal people

 

Question: is it checks or cheeks the right way to say it?

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Something got me thinking today

Living in usa must suck because they always salute with handshakes

In my country is normal that men/women salute with a kiss on the check rather than a handshake, so when i salute a hot chick, i take a litttle advantage by gently touching his hips

His fascinatting how manners differ from one country to other

 

Italians do that too, I think. Only to family.

 

I never shake my hand when I meet some one.

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I fell pretty happy right now since I know I'm going into a job in a couple weeks which means me and my dad can get out of this apartment and into a real house in only a couple months.

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Something got me thinking today

Living in usa must suck because they always salute with handshakes

In my country is normal that men/women salute with a kiss on the check rather than a handshake, so when i salute a hot chick, i take a litttle advantage by gently touching his hips

His fascinatting how manners differ from one country to other

Italians do that too, I think. Only to family.

 

I never shake my hand when I meet some one.

I think the French and Eastern Europe do that too. I doubt places like Germany and the Netherlands do it.

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My best friend is a christian girl. Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church) and I texted "yup, just more money to preaching bullsh*t" after counting the collection. That slimey asshole must've hated my guts since day one because I'm such good friends with her, and now the bastard has gone and shown my last message to her. She's not answering my messages. f*ck that guy.

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My best friend is a christian girl. Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church) and I texted "yup, just more money to preaching bullsh*t" after counting the collection. That slimey asshole must've hated my guts since day one because I'm such good friends with her, and now the bastard has gone and shown my last message to her. She's not answering my messages. f*ck that guy.

 

One good turn deserves another. Find some dirt on him.

 

Or y'know, take care a him.

 

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"I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how."

 

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

 

 

Why is an atheist working at a church? It's not something that's gonna keep me up at night though, just something a bit confusing. An oxymoron if you will.

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Turkey Shenanigans

Nothing to really say... Except that my older brother calls me a nerd for going on the Forums. If he had some common sense, he would know that a lot of the most richest and successful people are nerds. Sort of. (Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Andy Rubin, Mark Zuckerberg, Susan Wojcicki)

 

AND I would rather be a nerd than be stupid.

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

 

 

Why is an atheist working at a church? It's not something that's gonna keep me up at night though, just something a bit confusing. An oxymoron if you will.

 

I live literally next door and it pays very well :)

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

 

 

Why is an atheist working at a church? It's not something that's gonna keep me up at night though, just something a bit confusing. An oxymoron if you will.

 

I live literally next door and it pays very well :)

 

 

That's neat. Most churches here as far as I know of are mostly volunteer-based

 

@TurkeyShenanigans - Tell your sister that most spree killers are nerds and see what she says.

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Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

 

 

Why is an atheist working at a church? It's not something that's gonna keep me up at night though, just something a bit confusing. An oxymoron if you will.

 

I live literally next door and it pays very well :)

 

 

That's neat. Most churches here as far as I know of are mostly volunteer-based

 

@TurkeyShenanigans - Tell your sister that most spree killers are nerds and see what she says.

 

Tax excemt stuff - When I started at age 16 with NO work experience at all my starting pay was $23. Of course now, I'm older and I do a damn good job might I add. So the long and short of it is that I need cash, this is a job I do well that also pays well :)

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Today was going so well and we're about to head to the movies... but my sister isn't coming. You see my sister has a nose piercing and a lip piercing and she's been wanting a tongue piercing so bad. She pays for all of her piercing and stuff so it doesn't sound like a problem right? Well my mom has a problem with her getting one and so my sister has tried hard to persuade her but my mom is not changing her mind. She has this ignorant opinion that having a tongue piercing makes you look like a slut and all of that other prejudice ludicrous drivel. This morning my mom practically yelled at her and told her that as long as she lives in this house, she won't own a tongue piercing. She even claimed that she'd kick her out if she got one (but we all know that sh*t isn't true and that she's just bluffing). My dad doesn't have a problem with it but he just agrees with mom and warns my sister because he doesn't want to hear my mothers mouth (who does?).

 

So that pissed my sister off and now she doesn't want to go to the movies. For some reason that pissed my mom off and made her go yell at my sister again. I'm just sitting here, refusing to give my opinion to anybody about the matter at hand right now. My opinion is that if my sister is paying for it, then what's the problem? And it's her body, she can do whatever the f*ck she wants with it.

 

I honestly can't stand living here with all of this drama. We can't have one good, relaxing, fun day. There always has to be a problem. I'll be glad when I'm finally able to move out because this is hell. I know there are people in way worse situations out there but this sh*t is taking a toll on my over all well being. I'm always mad all of the time because of the petty drama that goes on in this house. It's a pain in the ass.

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Turkey Shenanigans

 

 

 

 

 

Her boyfriend is an atheist (as am I). I was talking to him about work (I'm an employee of the church)

 

This part is confusing me more than a guy in green bodypaint throwing forks at blondes.

 

May I take your questions?

 

 

Why is an atheist working at a church? It's not something that's gonna keep me up at night though, just something a bit confusing. An oxymoron if you will.

 

I live literally next door and it pays very well :)

 

 

That's neat. Most churches here as far as I know of are mostly volunteer-based

 

@TurkeyShenanigans - Tell your sister that most spree killers are nerds and see what she says.

 

 

Sister?

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I'm feeling pretty good. Woke up kinda early. Relaxed.

 

Now we're having baked ziti for dinner (basically ziti, sauce, and mozzarella cheese baked in the over). It might not sound appetizing here, but I swear it's the bomb.

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The Harwood Bitcher

I just bumped into my "ex" on the street

You know what was hard of seeing her again?

 

 

 

My cock

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universetwisters

Sister?

 

BROTHER BROTHER I MEANT BROTHER. Lordy.

 

@The Harwood Bitcher - I saw my ex at a video game store when I was picking up GTA 5. It was silly.

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Some stupid ass bitch is complaining about how much attention ALS is getting because of the ice bucket challenge and that other charities such as UNICEF and Diabetes foundation aren't getting any attention because they don't have their own "cool fad videos"

Seriously, stfu you dumb bitch. Both of those organizations are probably some of the top highest grossing charities and ALS was relatively unknown before all of these videos and it's GREAT that it's getting the attention and awareness that it deserves! It's not like suddenly everyone just stops donating to the other charities and only donates to ALS now. The f*cking stupidity of some people. Anyone who complains about people raising awareness and money for a good cause/charity can go shove a stick up their ass.

 

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Agreed. Heard somebody bitching about it because people should just donate instead of "fishing for attention" with the challenge, but the challenge is the whole reason awareness is being raised. Most people who complete the challenge donate anyway.

 

It's a pretty clever way of raising awareness for the ALS charity, something that's relatively unknown to the public. I'm tired of people's negativity.

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I hate how limited used car options are for a 19 year old performance car enthusiast.

 

I really wanted a 350z or anything along those lines.

 

I'm almost tempted to get a civic and purposely rice the sh*t out of it.

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I hate how limited used car options are for a 19 year old performance car enthusiast.

 

I really wanted a 350z or anything along those lines.

 

I'm almost tempted to get a civic and purposely rice the sh*t out of it.

Your options aren't limited by your age only your income.

 

If I was you I would just get a cheap reliable car to get you through college. And then after you have a decent paying job and have disposable income then you can get yourself something nice.

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I hate how limited used car options are for a 19 year old performance car enthusiast.

I really wanted a 350z or anything along those lines.

I'm almost tempted to get a civic and purposely rice the sh*t out of it.

 

Your options aren't limited by your age only your income.

 

If I was you I would just get a cheap reliable car to get you through college. And then after you have a decent paying job and have disposable income then you can get yourself something nice.

 

The car may seem doable, but it's the total cost of ownership that's gonna get ya.

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