Share Your Feelings

[Sombra]

maybe she only wants to fucc

 

you played yoself

[mr quick]

.

 

what was on your mind son

[Dr Labuschagne]

maybe she only wants to fucc

 

you played yoself

 

How does one play himself when he is hardly even allowed to be in the vicinity of the game?

[Sombra]

if you didnt allow yourself to even be in the game then you played yoself and from the looks of it youll just be playing with yourself since you wanna die a virgin

[Dr Labuschagne]

Fair enough, since you illustrated relationships have to be heavily based on sex than human companionship...

[Old Dinosaur]

i don't think i'm going to be bother responding to the warning on second thought, i really don't see the point, and they'll probably just try and spin what i write anyway..... so f*ck it...i'll return it blank, and if asked about it, i'll just tell them that in a nicer way....

[Sombra]

Fair enough, since you illustrated relationships have to be heavily based on sex than human companionship...

 

no but it certainly helps :')

 

sharp change your mind if you stuck it in for 5 minutes.

[Dr Labuschagne]

 

Fair enough, since you illustrated relationships have to be heavily based on sex than human companionship...

no but it certainly helps :')

 

sharp change your mind if you stuck it in for 5 minutes.

Why. There is not no point...

[Sombra]

pleasure? fun? reproduction? pleasing your partner?

[make total destroy]

 

never gets old

[Dr Labuschagne]

pleasure? fun? reproduction? pleasing your partner?

I've never had those in my life, they seemed quite expensive and difficult to have...

[Sombra]

it costs about £2 for pleasure fun and pleasing your partner

 

and thats just an average guess at the price of condoms

[Dr Labuschagne]

it costs about £2 for pleasure fun and pleasing your partner

 

and thats just an average guess at the price of condoms

I live in Africa...

[krashr]

pleasure? fun? reproduction? pleasing your partner?

 

i would have also accepted- avoiding speeding fines, home loan repayments and because your dog likes to watch

[Sombra]

w

 

 

it costs about £2 for pleasure fun and pleasing your partner

and thats just an average guess at the price of condoms

I live in Africa...

 

 

drop a little of whatever your currency is on some condoms then it aint gon cost more than a pack of chips and a coke.

[Dr Labuschagne]

w

 

 

it costs about £2 for pleasure fun and pleasing your partner

 

and thats just an average guess at the price of condoms

I live in Africa...

 

drop a little of whatever your currency is on some condoms then it aint gon cost more than a pack of chips and a coke.

I'll rather go a honeymoon with wife as she is in the form of bottle of Johnny Walker Red. I've been married to her since the age of 9 and I lover her to much to let her go after all...

[dyspoid]

Today's events

 

I was sadly sitting on the top of my uncles cottage, the corrugated iron warmed from the blazing South African Sun, burning all positivity like accelerants on a poorly covered murder scene.

 

Whilst looking at some of the exposed stars and dark auburn and violet late afternoon sky, my Aunt-in-law's Galaxy S4 we happen to share, notifies me of an Email from a friend of mine of long ago.

 

To my horror (or just that facial expression of disappointment from a man with nothing left, I tend to wear). It was a 23 minute video of the women I loved, but never knew who I was, the woman that made it worth it for me to wake up to another day of war and not perish in my sleep like fallen comrades. An amazing feminine miracle as I had lay by misty eyes on filled with abrupt darkness, fed anger and despair from love that has had turned quickly by stale infidelity of the former. A woman that was far way from the hell I'm accustomed to, a woman that had more than I. A woman that doesn't have a whisk of a clue, how she makes me feel.

 

However. a woman that was riding Mexican Cock in a video of social kudos. Internally shattered, watching her in an emotionless state, as her body that had seemed to be carved by gods artistic appendage, bounced up and down like a 64 Woopdy, riding that shaft dirty like a tomorrow will not exist. Futility overcame my body as I felt numb and dropped the phone and heard it fall on the backyard hedge. And I watched the sun go home to a happy life, that exceeded my own.

 

Now and forever, most deteriorating 22 minutes of my life had occurred, bringing fourth another scar.

 

I ask

 

what's next...

True story or troll?

[make total destroy]

Just steal em from Walgreens or sumtin

 

i dunno why im giving advice to a fictional character tho

 

 

 

True story or troll?

 

Almost certainly a troll.

Edited February 12, 2016 by make total destroy

[Saikou]

Nervous because I'm probably going to (finally) start working soon, and the thought of being outside my comfort zone (home) for an extended period of time is unsettling to say the least. It's not so much being around people, but more so the pressure that builds up from being outside for too long, it's exhausting. Even if it were just a boring office job where I am just sitting on my butt all day I'd end up getting home completely drained...

 

But I have to do this anyways, as I am far too late into the game, and it is inevitable that I will have to adapt, stop being such a shut-in and start doing something productive for once.

 

Le sigh...

[Crossed]

I think the doctor has aids. Or some other terminal illness that prevents sex. My 2 cents.

 

Feeling like order in a pizza yee yee!

[universetwisters]

The same guy is leaving harassing comments on my youtube videos and deleting them. But despite that, I can still see what he says via the email.

All of this reminds me of that one dude from here who used to send harassing messages to users and then delete them. Weren't they in the OGA or something?

[Not A Nice Person]

Today's events

 

I was sadly sitting on the top of my uncles cottage, the corrugated iron warmed from the blazing South African Sun, burning all positivity like accelerants on a poorly covered murder scene.

 

Whilst looking at some of the exposed stars and dark auburn and violet late afternoon sky, my Aunt-in-law's Galaxy S4 we happen to share, notifies me of an Email from a friend of mine of long ago.

 

To my horror (or just that facial expression of disappointment from a man with nothing left, I tend to wear). It was a 23 minute video of the women I loved, but never knew who I was, the woman that made it worth it for me to wake up to another day of war and not perish in my sleep like fallen comrades. An amazing feminine miracle as I had lay by misty eyes on filled with abrupt darkness, fed anger and despair from love that has had turned quickly by stale infidelity of the former. A woman that was far way from the hell I'm accustomed to, a woman that had more than I. A woman that doesn't have a whisk of a clue, how she makes me feel.

 

However. a woman that was riding Mexican Cock in a video of social kudos. Internally shattered, watching her in an emotionless state, as her body that had seemed to be carved by gods artistic appendage, bounced up and down like a 64 Woopdy, riding that shaft dirty like a tomorrow will not exist. Futility overcame my body as I felt numb and dropped the phone and heard it fall on the backyard hedge. And I watched the sun go home to a happy life, that exceeded my own.

 

Now and forever, most deteriorating 22 minutes of my life had occurred, bringing fourth another scar.

 

I ask

 

what's next...

best post of 2016 already man

[Flachbau]

The same guy is leaving harassing comments on my youtube videos and deleting them. But despite that, I can still see what he says via the email.

 

All of this reminds me of that one dude from here who used to send harassing messages to users and then delete them. Weren't they in the OGA or something?

 

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Murdoc It happened to me once before, I was pretty honored tbh

Edited February 12, 2016 by Android

[universetwisters]

 

The same guy is leaving harassing comments on my youtube videos and deleting them. But despite that, I can still see what he says via the email.

 

All of this reminds me of that one dude from here who used to send harassing messages to users and then delete them. Weren't they in the OGA or something?

 

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Murdoc It happened to me once before, I was pretty honored tbh

 

 

Yeah, I dunno what that kid's problem is.

[*MURDOC*]

F*ck off "kid".

 

You're the problem.

[GIRR]

It's just Murdoc being Murdoc.

[Crossed]

 

 

Feel in like dat

 

Should just go back to abusing opiates. Better then Being stuck in nostalgia and haunted memories.

Edited February 12, 2016 by Crossed

[make total destroy]

I've just heard Richard Dawkins has suffered a stroke.

 

 

GOOD.

[RedDagger]

lol 5k

[Coin]

congorats digger