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feckyerlife

 

That age old "Woman are supposed to cook and clean, Men are supposed to work and scratch their nuts on off-days" what is this 1959?

That's pretty cruel to the nutless men of the world... what do they get to do on off-days?

 

cry and sulk

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Average white guy

I feel there should be strict consequences for drivers who tailgate other drivers.

 

Tailgating is obnoxious, reckless behavior that can can end very badly for both parties involved.

 

Anyone caught tailgating deserves some form of punishment.

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feckyerlife

I feel there should be strict consequences for drivers who tailgate other drivers.

 

Tailgating is obnoxious, reckless behavior that can can end very badly for both parties involved.

 

Anyone caught tailgating deserves some form of punishment.

 

Public lashings or canings like they do in singapore. if america brought that sh*t here, the crime rate would drop some and the stupidness

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I feel there should be strict consequences for drivers who tailgate other drivers.

 

Tailgating is obnoxious, reckless behavior that can can end very badly for both parties involved.

 

Anyone caught tailgating deserves some form of punishment.

Like perhaps disembowelment by velociraptor?

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Richard Power Colt

 

 

Im so bored right now. There is literally nothing to dooo. It also rains, again, in the summer...

Dude, you're on the Internet.

You have no idea what it took to move on from the sh*t storm that was this post and you brought it back.

 

Great.

 

lol I hadn't been checking out on this thread for a while so it popped up for me when I checked on the first post I hadn't read.

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Not A Nice Person

 

That age old "Woman are supposed to cook and clean, Men are supposed to work and scratch their nuts on off-days" what is this 1959?

That's pretty cruel to the nutless men of the world... what do they get to do on off-days?Scratch their... anus?
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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I feel there should be strict consequences for drivers who tailgate other drivers.

 

Tailgating is obnoxious, reckless behavior that can can end very badly for both parties involved.

 

Anyone caught tailgating deserves some form of punishment.

Well I guess that 50% percent of the drivers down here in Texas would be in trouble.

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Mr. Scratch

Hey! Enough with all the scratch jokes. >:

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lowkey freaked tf out because a huge ass spider ran in front of me when i got up to go to bed.

i cant sleep now. feeling itchy, paranoid and got the creepy crawlies. :panic:

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make total destroy

I have to talk about this, it's been bugging me for years.

 

When I was a freshman in high school a girl who sat next to me in English class offered me a "hand job". In quotations because in reality all she wanted to do was play with my dick. No stroking more like touching and tickling it for fun. We were at the very back of the classroom so we were kind of safe. Plan was, I unleash the dragon and she carefully takes over without drawing attention. I was very tempted, I mean c'mon, good looking girl offering to pleasure me :D. It would have worked out, the time was right, everyone one else in the room was either asleep or watching to movie the teacher had playing, so it was a go.

 

Welp, I snaked my wiener out of my drawers and she was staring at it ready to do her thing but, lo and behold the f*cking bell rang. Class was over so I had to quickly lose my hard on and close up. I was very disappointed, and to make things worse it was her last day of attending the school so I never got to see her again.

 

Now if she had stayed :lol: there's a good chance I might have failed English class that year.

This definitely happened.

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I want one!

 

*awful "hoverboard"*

 

 

What a pointless hunk of sh*t this thing is.

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Mr. Scratch

lowkey freaked tf out because a huge ass spider ran in front of me when i got up to go to bed.

 

i cant sleep now. feeling itchy, paranoid and got the creepy crawlies. :panic:

Relax, usually you won't even see them coming, they're everywhere!

 

 

That didn't help, did it?

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I want one!

 

*awful "hoverboard"*

 

 

What a pointless hunk of sh*t this thing is.

 

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But, if made on a larger scale it could replace the hovercraft....

 

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Mr. Scratch

Why would you want to replace something that glides on water with something that uses maglev? Besides, hovercrafts are cool.

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I don't know, fuel efficiency? :p But yeah hovercraft's are cool. :^:

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It's my 18th today! Scary stuff! :blink:

Happy birthday! Welcome to adulthood... except the drinking part. "You aren't ready for that yet, now BACK TO THE FRONT LINES SOLDIER!!!"

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Ai®a©ob®a

 

 

 

It's my 18th today! Scary stuff! :blink:

Happy Birthday...Just wait til the bills start coming in your name

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Average white guy

I'm amazed that no one believes my story. Hell, it breaks my heart :cry:. I took the time and effort to type all of that and you bastards deny it.

 

Alright, maybe things didn't turn out exactly like I described but, me and this girl really did some naughty things in the back of that classroom. :colgate:

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make total destroy

 

 

Alright, maybe things didn't turn out exactly like I described but, me and this girl really did some naughty things in the back of that classroom. :colgate:

No, no you didn't.

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Mr. Scratch

 

It's my 18th today! Scary stuff! :blink:

Happy birthday! Welcome to adulthood... except the drinking part. "You aren't ready for that yet, now BACK TO THE FRONT LINES SOLDIER!!!"

And that's why you should go to vacation in Canada. Or better yet, some Mexican hole in the wall where the beer is cheap and it looks and tastes more like piss than actual beer. So basically Corona.

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make total destroy

Corona doesn't taste terrible tbh

 

it just like

sucks

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I'm amazed that no one believes my story. Hell, it breaks my heart :cry:. I took the time and effort to type all of that and you bastards deny it.

 

Alright, maybe things didn't turn out exactly like I described but, me and this girl really did some naughty things in the back of that classroom. :colgate:

I hear the Apatosaurus is a good listener, gullible too.

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feckyerlife

 

 

It's my 18th today! Scary stuff! :blink:

Happy birthday! Welcome to adulthood... except the drinking part. "You aren't ready for that yet, now BACK TO THE FRONT LINES SOLDIER!!!"

And that's why you should go to vacation in Canada. Or better yet, some Mexican hole in the wall where the beer is cheap and it looks and tastes more like piss than actual beer. So basically Corona.

 

he could at least catch a donkey show in mexico

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