Share Your Feelings

[OH NO]

It's cool.

 

'Rank' is an interesting word though..

 

I think I might use it more often.

 

 

yeah you gotta be like 'bruv that burger was rank,i would rank it 1 out of ten'

 

 

the double meaning will make it all worthwhile

[Eram]

I intended to share some nice feeling, though I 1st decided to check the posts that I didn't read yet (last 3 pages).

Oh boy, that was some reading I must say...

 

Anyway, my eldest daughter (8y) decided this late afternoon that she would do something good to surprise to me and Mum (1 to each, not more...).

Mum arrived late today (dinner was on me ) so I was with her while she was thinking about it.

After giving it much thought, which included among other things some make up and nail painting ideas (which I tried to discourage, due to Mum's late arrival...), she said "I'll do some feet massage to Mum when she arrives" - she'll surely love it I said.

She also said "it's hard to think on something for you Daddy, there's just girly stuff all around" (my youngest is also a girl - yeah, I live with 3 girls!).

 

Mum arrived with the youngest (15 months old) and while I was holding the baby in one hand and finishing cooking 3 different stuff, she gave Mum her (deserved) feet massage.

 

We finished dinner and my wife said it was damn good (probably still affected by the feet massage), though I must say that both her and my eldest finished cleaning their dishes with some bread.

I felt pretty good by then.

 

I was just going for a smoke at the terrace, when my eldest called me.

"Daddy wait, take the tablet and... surprise!".

She had me logged on GTAF (fortunately her English is still not good enough, so she couldn't read the last 3 pages) and said "this is something I'm sure you like"...

One of the best smokes that I've ever had.

I felt f*cking awesome (still feeling it)!

 

Btw, not trying to be cocky, I cook much better than my wife (even my mother in law recognizes it) so meals are usually done by me (otherwise my eldest will probably say, "Mum is cooking? meh...")

[The Dedito Gae]

I'm laughing at the last pages.

[Femme Fatale]

Well my vacation's over...I'm going back to work two hours...To be honest, I was starting to miss the smell of dry semen, and the sounds of sexual pleasure...

[ciel]

Well my vacation's over...I'm going back to work two hours...To be honest, I was starting to miss the smell of dry semen, and the sounds of sexual pleasure...

Do you work in an adult store with those glory holes or something?

[Femme Fatale]

 

Well my vacation's over...I'm going back to work two hours...To be honest, I was starting to miss the smell of dry semen, and the sounds of sexual pleasure...

Do you work in an adult store with those glory holes or something?

 

Read my username, sweetie...JK, I work at a motel...Although, I wish I worked at an adult store, the girls tell me they have a lot of fun at those gloryholes...

Edited August 5, 2015 by MotelGuy

[DrunkGamer]

I feel America leads the world in the production of raw sewage. Nasty raw sewage. Rank as f*ck because most Americans live on a diet of red meat, potatoes, beer, eggs, and fast food. And we eat so goddamned much, that half of what we eat doesn't get digested so it's shat right out. So this undigested food collects in the sewer with sh*t and creates a toxic, deadly smell.

 

Just my thoughts.

wait if we don't digest half of the sh*t we eat, wouldn't that be bad for us? We digest and dispose 100% of what we eat and we either sh*t it out or piss it out so wtf are you talking about?

[DEALUX]

I feel like I've found the perfect girl for me. Nobody has been able to fit my criteria so well all these years. She's just so much more charming and beautiful than anyone else I know. She's someone I could probably never date but that's fine. I want her to be happy no matter what, even if I'm not included in her life.

 

She's living proof that what I was looking for all these years actually exists. She's the kind of girl I want to be with. The only kind that would really make me happy and motivate me to be the best person I can be in a relationship. Even if what I want is incredibly hard to get at least now I know what I want thanks to her.

[ciel]

 

that is all.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

I feel America leads the world in the production of raw sewage. Nasty raw sewage. Rank as f*ck because most Americans live on a diet of red meat, potatoes, beer, eggs, and fast food. And we eat so goddamned much, that half of what we eat doesn't get digested so it's shat right out. So this undigested food collects in the sewer with sh*t and creates a toxic, deadly smell.

 

Just my thoughts.

wait if we don't digest half of the sh*t we eat, wouldn't that be bad for us? We digest and dispose 100% of what we eat and we either sh*t it out or piss it out so wtf are you talking about?

 

Corret, There are only a few things such as Corn that doesn't get full digested everything else does...

 

Dr. Sadler you need to stop watching Faux or reading Wikipedia they aren't doing you any favors

[MCMXCII]

My god damn brother is a piece of sh*t! He f*cking quits his job and then moves in with his friend without ever bothering to help my mom and I pack up so that we can move. We ain't telling you the address to the new house you piece of f*cking dog sh*t!

[Pete4000uk]

Feel a bit sad.

 

I have been looking after my friends Jack Russell for a few days. Last night she jumped on the bed and I woke up with her between my duvet and my arm.

 

I know that one day I will lie in bed and would give anything to have her jump up again and snuggle up.

[MCMXCII]

Feel a bit sad.

 

I have been looking after my friends Jack Russell for a few days. Last night she jumped on the bed and I woke up with her between my duvet and my arm.

 

I know that one day I will lie in bed and would give anything to have her jump up again and snuggle up.

Most dogs love to cuddle with us humans! Hell even cats do too or atleast my cat does. I swear my cat is a human in disguise of a cat!

[Average white guy]

When people don't see the obvious bullsh*t in your posts.

 

That American sewage thing was something that I heard two old farts discussing while out yesterday. I thought it was funny as hell so I brought here.

 

They were wearing Glen Beck shirts, so, yeah.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

When people don't see the obvious bullsh*t in your posts.

 

That American sewage thing was something that I heard two old farts discussing while out yesterday. I thought it was funny as hell so I brought here.

 

They were wearing Glen Beck shirts, so, yeah.

Have you seen the stuff people post on here?

 

Yeah? Then you can understand why we actually though you were serious

[Aqua97]

Less then 24 hours before I'm 18. feeling apprehensive for some reason.

[mr quick]

You getting hammered?

[Aqua97]

I may have a drink or two. I'm not going the whole way though. Although that would probably change.

[westsxde]

i love this thread, it always makes me laugh when im having a bad day. (laugh, not because of the sad things but because of the funny conversations, just to clarify)

[Average white guy]

I have to talk about this, it's been bugging me for years.

 

When I was a freshman in high school a girl who sat next to me in English class offered me a "hand job". In quotations because in reality all she wanted to do was play with my dick. No stroking more like touching and tickling it for fun. We were at the very back of the classroom so we were kind of safe. Plan was, I unleash the dragon and she carefully takes over without drawing attention. I was very tempted, I mean c'mon, good looking girl offering to pleasure me . It would have worked out, the time was right, everyone one else in the room was either asleep or watching to movie the teacher had playing, so it was a go.

 

Welp, I snaked my wiener out of my drawers and she was staring at it ready to do her thing but, lo and behold the f*cking bell rang. Class was over so I had to quickly lose my hard on and close up. I was very disappointed, and to make things worse it was her last day of attending the school so I never got to see her again.

 

Now if she had stayed there's a good chance I might have failed English class that year.

[AlienTwo]

I feel like the left lane should be for passing ONLY.

[The Dedito Gae]

I feel like the left lane should be for passing ONLY.

I'm happy that you are back bud.

[AlienTwo]

Thanks buddy. I missed your sense of humor the most, my friend.

[BS_BlackScout]

Constant anxiety bursts since Monday, that horrible chest feeling, I'm feeling like TOTAL crap.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

 

I feel America leads the world in the production of raw sewage. Nasty raw sewage. Rank as f*ck because most Americans live on a diet of red meat, potatoes, beer, eggs, and fast food. And we eat so goddamned much, that half of what we eat doesn't get digested so it's shat right out. So this undigested food collects in the sewer with sh*t and creates a toxic, deadly smell.

 

Just my thoughts.

watch the vice news on bangladesh or china then get back to me

Edited August 5, 2015 by feckyerlife

[DEALUX]

 

that is all.

I feel like that's the reason why so many relationships are dysfunctional. People settle for something that is "good enough" most of the time and that doesn't really make them happy.

 

For me, the difference is huge. Why wouldn't I want a partner that I can confidently say I love more than anyone I've ever loved? That kind of love would motivate me to be a good partner and to really care about the other person. I've experienced more conventional forms of love and they are boring compared to this. I'd rather not be in a relationship that is boring.

[Richard Power Colt]

Im so bored right now. There is literally nothing to dooo. It also rains, again, in the summer...

Dude, you're on the Internet.

[Undyne]

 

Im so bored right now. There is literally nothing to dooo. It also rains, again, in the summer...

Dude, you're on the Internet.

You have no idea what it took to move on from the sh*t storm that was this post and you brought it back.

 

Great.

[Not A Nice Person]

That age old "Woman are supposed to cook and clean, Men are supposed to work and scratch their nuts on off-days" what is this 1959?

[AlienTwo]

That age old "Woman are supposed to cook and clean, Men are supposed to work and scratch their nuts on off-days" what is this 1959?

That's pretty cruel to the nutless men of the world... what do they get to do on off-days?