Share Your Feelings

[Richard Power Colt]

I was only 13 years old. It was my first day of high school and everywhere was new people, me being new to town. As I try to make my way to class, three seniors block the path and look down at me.

"Trying to make your way to class, dweeb?"

I kick him in the nards, but it is no use. Unscathed, the bullies take my backpack and run away with it. A tear rolls down my eye, as I wish for my saviour to come help me.

I look to the left and see a girl with pink hair she was so beautiful, attractive angel she was so lovely. Her hair flowed so gracefully down her perfect face such sexy.

She looks over to me and I hide my crying face, and she comes over. I can feel a tent pitching so I put my textbook in front of my pants. My tears are leaving in the presence of her radiance and beautifulness, she asks me "are you okay?

I blush and she smiles forgivingly and I say "yeah im okay people just stole my backpack"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" her eyes are full of sympathy and truth I can't resist

I am about to say something but then the bullies come back and punch me and her in the face and laugh

They stay around, spitting on us as we cower, moving toward lonely corner.

I hear a crashing to the right, and I look over to see the roof as been broken. Emerging from the dust is shrek, i'm so happy. Shrek takes the bullies and slaps them repeatedly with his ogresized shaft, throwing them into the mens toilet. they come out dizzy but then shrek spreads his powerful ogre legs and crushes them into sausages. Shrek heals me and the beautiful lovely angel sexy girl with his ogrepowered abilities and gives me a smile, he is so fantastic

"wow that was really awesome of you" says the hot sexy girl

"thanks but shrek also helped" I said

I went home with a sore anus and likely pregnancy that day, but it was worth it for my lovers.

As soon as I read the first sentence, I knew where this was going.

[make total destroy]

I'm very surprised and pleased that The Amazing Atheist answered a question that I posted him in his latest Q&A video.

I'm sorry to hear that.

[mr quick]

Didn't he upload a video to a gay site where he masturbated with oils or some sh*t?

[Richard Power Colt]

I like eggs

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

I hit the jackpot after my date.

 

Praise tinder!

[reiniat]

I'm very surprised and pleased that The Amazing Atheist answered a question that I posted him in his latest Q&A video.

The amazing atheist is a big kant.

Didn't he upload a video to a gay site where he masturbated with oils or some sh*t?

Google says hes got a micro penis, but i was too afraid to further investigate...

 

 

OT, i made a thing in Unity and it finally was not awful at all. In fact, it may even be functional.

Also

 

 

 

I was only 13 years old. It was my first day of high school and everywhere was new people, me being new to town. As I try to make my way to class, three seniors block the path and look down at me.

"Trying to make your way to class, dweeb?"

I kick him in the nards, but it is no use. Unscathed, the bullies take my backpack and run away with it. A tear rolls down my eye, as I wish for my saviour to come help me.

I look to the left and see a girl with pink hair she was so beautiful, attractive angel she was so lovely. Her hair flowed so gracefully down her perfect face such sexy.

She looks over to me and I hide my crying face, and she comes over. I can feel a tent pitching so I put my textbook in front of my pants. My tears are leaving in the presence of her radiance and beautifulness, she asks me "are you okay?

I blush and she smiles forgivingly and I say "yeah im okay people just stole my backpack"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" her eyes are full of sympathy and truth I can't resist

I am about to say something but then the bullies come back and punch me and her in the face and laugh

They stay around, spitting on us as we cower, moving toward lonely corner.

I hear a crashing to the right, and I look over to see the roof as been broken. Emerging from the dust is shrek, i'm so happy. Shrek takes the bullies and slaps them repeatedly with his ogresized shaft, throwing them into the mens toilet. they come out dizzy but then shrek spreads his powerful ogre legs and crushes them into sausages. Shrek heals me and the beautiful lovely angel sexy girl with his ogrepowered abilities and gives me a smile, he is so fantastic

"wow that was really awesome of you" says the hot sexy girl

"thanks but shrek also helped" I said

I went home with a sore anus and likely pregnancy that day, but it was worth it for my lovers.

As soon as I read the first sentence, I knew where this was going.

 

 

 

Edited July 18, 2015 by reiniat

[A8ul99]

My kitten just got bitten today by a stray cat.Fortunately,he's alive by now.But also,he has a small hole because of it.

[Sasuke Uzumaki]

Didn't he upload a video to a gay site where he masturbated with oils or some sh*t?

 

It was a video of him shoving a chocolate covered banana up his hairy ass.

[Not A Nice Person]

I have the most painful canker sore and my knees are totally giving up on me from playing soccer earlier. I can't even go to bed and its 3am, I might just play some classical music until I can fall asleep, until then I'll just watch youtube vids.

[ciel]

Maybe the friend zone is where I'm always meant to be. Whatevz.

[dudclub55]

Maybe the friend zone is where I'm always meant to be. Whatevz.

Women get friendzoned? Hahahaha

[Share Sharqi]

 

Maybe the friend zone is where I'm always meant to be. Whatevz.

Women get friendzoned? Hahahaha

 

No more ridiculous a notion than the term itself.

[westsxde]

 

Maybe the friend zone is where I'm always meant to be. Whatevz.

Women get friendzoned? Hahahaha

As much as I hate the term "friendzoned", yes, yes we do.

[mr quick]

There is no f*cking friendzone.

 

More aptly titled, the "she/ he thinks I'm a real friend but actually I want to f*ck them but am too much chicken sh*t to say so"-zone or "I'm very fat/ugly and no one has the heart to tell me"-zone, or the "I'm an onbnoxious piece of sh*t but no one tells me"-zone or the dreaded "all of the above"-zone.

[Share Sharqi]

There is no f*cking friendzone.

 

More aptly titled, the "she/ he thinks I'm a real friend but actually I want to f*ck them but am too much chicken sh*t to say so"-zone or "I'm very fat/ugly and no one has the heart to tell me"-zone, or the "I'm an onbnoxious piece of sh*t but no one tells me"-zone or the dreaded "all of the above"-zone.

Not to mention the "I show selective kindness and a few tattered shreds of human decency, I should be rewarded for what can be expected of any good person" zone or the "The time I spend with you, is only worth spending if I get something out of it - I could easily spend it elsewhere" zone

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Don't know if i should laugh, cry or yell at Siri

 

It's like every time I tell Siri to do something she calls the police.

 

Me: hey Siri where's the closest donut shop?

 

Siri: dialing 911 in 5...4...3...2...1

Edited July 18, 2015 by Troubadour

[9i OTD]

Didn't he upload a video to a gay site where he masturbated with oils or some sh*t?

He dipped his willy into a cup of scolding hot cooking oil. He sounds like a c*nt as a person but I find his videos sorta interesting. My question to him was what would he do if MrRepzion burst through his door and tried to fight him.

[make total destroy]

I imagine he'd just get the sh*t kicked out of him cause he's an inept baby dick havin neckbeard

[Mr. Scratch]

Hey, if he can make money from spewing his sh*tty ideas and dipping his junk into cooking oil then anyone can! That's what capitalism is all about.

[make total destroy]

Hey, if he can make money from spewing his sh*tty ideas and dipping his junk into cooking oil then anyone can! That's what capitalism is all about.

 

more like

Edited July 18, 2015 by make total destroy

[Share Sharqi]

Hey, if he can make money from spewing his sh*tty ideas and dipping his junk into cooking oil then anyone can! That's what capitalism is all about.

Nah, capitalism would be the guy running a harem of dick-oiling dudes, overseen by a man-meat-meter-outer (a pimp of pricks) who he himself oversees. He pays the flesh-peddlers much more than the dingle-danglers and so they begin to resent the boner-brokers when it is in fact the fault of the supreme dong CEO, who is not paying the dong-dippers their true worth as employees.

[Mr. Scratch]

TL;DR: Oiled dicks make bank.

[make total destroy]

Not just any oiled dicks. Baby dicks.

[reiniat]

 

There is no f*cking friendzone.

 

More aptly titled, the "she/ he thinks I'm a real friend but actually I want to f*ck them but am too much chicken sh*t to say so"-zone or "I'm very fat/ugly and no one has the heart to tell me"-zone, or the "I'm an onbnoxious piece of sh*t but no one tells me"-zone or the dreaded "all of the above"-zone.

Not to mention the "I show selective kindness and a few tattered shreds of human decency, I should be rewarded for what can be expected of any good person" zone or the "The time I spend with you, is only worth spending if I get something out of it - I could easily spend it elsewhere" zone

 

So.... What do you call the "-I like you, i've always felt something for you -Im sorry but i cant, cant we just be fwiends?" zone?

I mean, im just writing this thinking in poor Ser Jorah Mormont

[mr quick]

 

 

There is no f*cking friendzone.

 

More aptly titled, the "she/ he thinks I'm a real friend but actually I want to f*ck them but am too much chicken sh*t to say so"-zone or "I'm very fat/ugly and no one has the heart to tell me"-zone, or the "I'm an onbnoxious piece of sh*t but no one tells me"-zone or the dreaded "all of the above"-zone.

Not to mention the "I show selective kindness and a few tattered shreds of human decency, I should be rewarded for what can be expected of any good person" zone or the "The time I spend with you, is only worth spending if I get something out of it - I could easily spend it elsewhere" zone

 

So.... What do you call the "-I like you, i've always felt something for you -Im sorry but i cant, cant we just be fwiends?" zone?

I mean, im just writing this thinking in poor Ser Jorah Mormont

 

 

I don't entirely understand the question.

[reiniat]

I don't entirely understand the question.

The actual friendzone, when you confess your feelings to that person and he/she just goes "Im sorry but no, can we still be friends?".

 

Is that even possible irl?

[mr quick]

 

I don't entirely understand the question.

The actual friendzone, when you confess your feelings to that person and he/she just goes "Im sorry but no, can we still be friends?".

 

Is that even possible irl?

 

I already described it. It means you're either:

• too fat
• too ugly
• too smelly
• too nasty
• too obnoxious
• all of the above

Or that they simply don't love you.

Edited July 18, 2015 by Marwin

[make total destroy]

 

I don't entirely understand the question.

The actual friendzone, when you confess your feelings to that person and he/she just goes "Im sorry but no, can we still be friends?".

 

Is that even possible irl?

 

yeh

[Coin]

I have a feeling that Marwin is quite familiar with the obnoxious point.

[Share Sharqi]

 

I don't entirely understand the question.

The actual friendzone, when you confess your feelings to that person and he/she just goes "Im sorry but no, can we still be friends?".

 

Is that even possible irl?

 

Unrequited love?

It's hardly a recent concept.

Edited July 18, 2015 by Share Sharqi