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I just read that a teen girl died after holding in sh*t for eight weeks...Maybe she thought she was too pretty to poop...I'm guessing a very messy autopsy's going to be performed...

No whoever came to collect her and whoever owns the place where she died will have a mess to clean, When you die you're bodily fluidsrelease so a lot of it probably came out when she died.

 

But from the news reports i read she has a phobia of toliets

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I just read that a teen girl died after holding in sh*t for eight weeks...Maybe she thought she was too pretty to poop...I'm guessing a very messy autopsy's going to be performed...

No whoever came to collect her and whoever owns the place where she died will have a mess to clean, When you die you're bodily fluidsrelease so a lot of it probably came out when she died.

 

But from the news reports i read she has a phobia of toliets

 

Her body would have been full of toxins I'd imagine.

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Not A Nice Person

 

I just read that a teen girl died after holding in sh*t for eight weeks...Maybe she thought she was too pretty to poop...I'm guessing a very messy autopsy's going to be performed...

No whoever came to collect her and whoever owns the place where she died will have a mess to clean, When you die you're bodily fluidsrelease so a lot of it probably came out when she died.

 

But from the news reports i read she has a phobia of toliets

She couldn't just sh*t in a cup or something, That's gross and dangerous... natural selection working yet again.
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Ai®a©ob®a

 

 

I just read that a teen girl died after holding in sh*t for eight weeks...Maybe she thought she was too pretty to poop...I'm guessing a very messy autopsy's going to be performed...

No whoever came to collect her and whoever owns the place where she died will have a mess to clean, When you die you're bodily fluidsrelease so a lot of it probably came out when she died.

 

But from the news reports i read she has a phobia of toliets

She couldn't just sh*t in a cup or something, That's gross and dangerous... natural selection working yet again.

Maybe you should read some news reports before making an ignorant comment like that.

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I remember my sister had a phobia of toilets. She used to think that little pit in the bowl was haunted and the ghost of some girl in a nightgown would manifest from it and enter her room while she slept. She said the toilet ghost girl would crawl under her covers and lay down beside her in bed.

 

Anyway as for my feelings,

 

 

 

This song.

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Pretty happy right now. After a two month Hiatus due to technical difficulties, I am back playing GTA IV on my PC. :D:)

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Good to hear man, I remember you were having trouble for quite a while.

 

Glad you got things sorted.

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PhillBellic

Good to hear man, I remember you were having trouble for quite a while.

 

Glad you got things sorted.

Yep things are going well. See this Post for further Info. :)

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Trying to enjoy Independence Day show/parade on the television. New yorks celebration. It's reminding me of my ex whos from New York and making me feel all feelsie.

I feel like I need a smoke now.

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When sh*t doesn't work right and you just get angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and you can't bother channeling the anger into something safe because you're so hell bent on fixing the sh*t that doesn't work so you continue to get angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier

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Reformed Squid

give me money

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A long year of waiting for a name change. Happy now :D

 

I have to wait till 3:30 A.M ._.

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PhillBellic

A long year of waiting for a name change. Happy now :D

 

I have to wait till 3:30 A.M ._.

What are you changing it to? :)

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A long year of waiting for a name change. Happy now :D

 

I have to wait till 3:30 A.M ._.

With everyone else getting name changes before their year is up, you could have theoretically been able to get one this whole time by PMing an admin. :p

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@Phill just gonna change it to my actual name. Taylor :)

@Cloudee I decided to not be a hipster and get it legit :D

 

 

I need a password reset. ._.

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I'm actually really terrified right now.

 

I was chatting (fairly sexually) with this girl on Omegle, my age- 16, when her Mum came in and started yelling at me about being 'such a creep' and she began to call the police where they lived, UK I think.

 

I did nothing wrong, did I? I mean, she's my age and it was consensual, therefore I can't be charged with anything, right? I'd ask my brother doing law school but I think he's asleep.

 

Can anyone put my mind to rest here, I can't sleep because of it

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Not A Nice Person

 

 

 

 

 

I just read that a teen girl died after holding in sh*t for eight weeks...Maybe she thought she was too pretty to poop...I'm guessing a very messy autopsy's going to be performed...

No whoever came to collect her and whoever owns the place where she died will have a mess to clean, When you die you're bodily fluidsrelease so a lot of it probably came out when she died.

 

But from the news reports i read she has a phobia of toliets

She couldn't just sh*t in a cup or something, That's gross and dangerous... natural selection working yet again.
Maybe you should read some news reports before making an ignorant comment like that.

 

She really should've found another way to do her business, either in a cup or outside like a dog at night. and the reason high/middle schools put restrictions on bathroom visits is a lot of kids abuse it to go talk by their lockers, I had a guy in every period and he literally went EVERY SINGLE PERIOD. Everyday.

 

Also R.I.P to her.

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I've finally got together with this girl after a minor period of confusion, slight jealousy and pressure from others.

 

Chose to sleep with her for first time last Thursday. Watching horror movies and well - you guess it.

Anyway, she had to leave in the morning since she had to go on a 13 days vacation to Caorle in Venezia.

 

13 f*cking days. That's like an eternity. Thinking about her make me blush and I miss her so much. I feel empty. So empty I'm even willing to write amatuer poetry in Latin.

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Not A Nice Person

I helped my dad's friend at his computer shop, and I got $80 alone today fixing computers that could just have been cleaned using a simple scan. Easiest job ever.

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Reformed Squid

I was only 13 years old. It was my first day of high school and everywhere was new people, me being new to town. As I try to make my way to class, three seniors block the path and look down at me.

"Trying to make your way to class, dweeb?"

I kick him in the nards, but it is no use. Unscathed, the bullies take my backpack and run away with it. A tear rolls down my eye, as I wish for my saviour to come help me.

I look to the left and see a girl with pink hair she was so beautiful, attractive angel she was so lovely. Her hair flowed so gracefully down her perfect face such sexy.

She looks over to me and I hide my crying face, and she comes over. I can feel a tent pitching so I put my textbook in front of my pants. My tears are leaving in the presence of her radiance and beautifulness, she asks me "are you okay?

I blush and she smiles forgivingly and I say "yeah im okay people just stole my backpack"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" her eyes are full of sympathy and truth I can't resist :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I am about to say something but then the bullies come back and punch me and her in the face and laugh

They stay around, spitting on us as we cower, moving toward lonely corner.

I hear a crashing to the right, and I look over to see the roof as been broken. Emerging from the dust is shrek, i'm so happy. Shrek takes the bullies and slaps them repeatedly with his ogresized shaft, throwing them into the mens toilet. they come out dizzy but then shrek spreads his powerful ogre legs and crushes them into sausages. Shrek heals me and the beautiful lovely angel sexy girl with his ogrepowered abilities and gives me a smile, he is so fantastic

"wow that was really awesome of you" says the hot sexy girl

"thanks but shrek also helped" I said

I went home with a sore anus and likely pregnancy that day, but it was worth it for my lovers.

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I was only 13 years old. It was my first day of high school and everywhere was new people, me being new to town. As I try to make my way to class, three seniors block the path and look down at me.

"Trying to make your way to class, dweeb?"

I kick him in the nards, but it is no use. Unscathed, the bullies take my backpack and run away with it. A tear rolls down my eye, as I wish for my saviour to come help me.

I look to the left and see a girl with pink hair she was so beautiful, attractive angel she was so lovely. Her hair flowed so gracefully down her perfect face such sexy.

She looks over to me and I hide my crying face, and she comes over. I can feel a tent pitching so I put my textbook in front of my pants. My tears are leaving in the presence of her radiance and beautifulness, she asks me "are you okay?

I blush and she smiles forgivingly and I say "yeah im okay people just stole my backpack"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" her eyes are full of sympathy and truth I can't resist :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I am about to say something but then the bullies come back and punch me and her in the face and laugh

They stay around, spitting on us as we cower, moving toward lonely corner.

I hear a crashing to the right, and I look over to see the roof as been broken. Emerging from the dust is shrek, i'm so happy. Shrek takes the bullies and slaps them repeatedly with his ogresized shaft, throwing them into the mens toilet. they come out dizzy but then shrek spreads his powerful ogre legs and crushes them into sausages. Shrek heals me and the beautiful lovely angel sexy girl with his ogrepowered abilities and gives me a smile, he is so fantastic

"wow that was really awesome of you" says the hot sexy girl

"thanks but shrek also helped" I said

I went home with a sore anus and likely pregnancy that day, but it was worth it for my lovers.

 

11/10 would read again

-IGN

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Not A Nice Person

 

 

I was only 13 years old. It was my first day of high school and everywhere was new people, me being new to town. As I try to make my way to class, three seniors block the path and look down at me.

"Trying to make your way to class, dweeb?"

I kick him in the nards, but it is no use. Unscathed, the bullies take my backpack and run away with it. A tear rolls down my eye, as I wish for my saviour to come help me.

I look to the left and see a girl with pink hair she was so beautiful, attractive angel she was so lovely. Her hair flowed so gracefully down her perfect face such sexy.

She looks over to me and I hide my crying face, and she comes over. I can feel a tent pitching so I put my textbook in front of my pants. My tears are leaving in the presence of her radiance and beautifulness, she asks me "are you okay?

I blush and she smiles forgivingly and I say "yeah im okay people just stole my backpack"

"Oh, I'm so sorry" her eyes are full of sympathy and truth I can't resist :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I am about to say something but then the bullies come back and punch me and her in the face and laugh

They stay around, spitting on us as we cower, moving toward lonely corner.

I hear a crashing to the right, and I look over to see the roof as been broken. Emerging from the dust is shrek, i'm so happy. Shrek takes the bullies and slaps them repeatedly with his ogresized shaft, throwing them into the mens toilet. they come out dizzy but then shrek spreads his powerful ogre legs and crushes them into sausages. Shrek heals me and the beautiful lovely angel sexy girl with his ogrepowered abilities and gives me a smile, he is so fantastic

"wow that was really awesome of you" says the hot sexy girl

"thanks but shrek also helped" I said

I went home with a sore anus and likely pregnancy that day, but it was worth it for my lovers.

 

Made my day, thanks 👍

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I'm actually really terrified right now.

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Sorry about my brother here guys, he's kind of impulsive when he goes out on a whim like this. We talked and solved the issue here, so thanks anyway.

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Feeling odd...

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Feeling disgusted, Someone voted a 1 star on my profile. :bored: And to whoever that person was... azn.gifLs9FVBf.jpg?1

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Share Sharqi

Pretty sure that's not how profile [star] rating works.

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There was this guy in my class whose secret inferiority complex made him think that I was some kind of idiot. It's okay though, because seeing his bewildered expression when he got a lower grade than me on a big test despite me doing next to nothing in the order of homework and studying made it all worth it.

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Feeling disgusted, Someone voted a 1 star on my profile. :bored: And to whoever that person was... azn.gif

 

 

Actually it's your average score, meaning literally no one likes you. Good going.

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