Share Your Feelings

[make total destroy]

My favorite part was the sh*tty anarchism joke.

[Affalterbach]

 

 

Ugh, since Voodoos and asshole that don't give two sh*ts about people.

I was sitting in the local library, reading a book.

From nowhere this old man comes up, and he starts asking me questions, where I live, how old I am, which school I go to and so on. Then he gives me his number and tells me that I should call him.

I'm freaking out and I don't know whatthef*ck to do, I'm sitting with a knife besides me and I'm shaking.

Arent you a Officer? You should've arrested him.

Lol, I'm not a real one. Nickname for GTA IV police roleplaying purposes.

Lol, I know man .

[sivispacem]

Can I just take this moment to voice the opinion the Slough in Berkshire is the sh*ttest town in the south east of England. Jesus f*cking Christ it's such an utter toilet.

 

I'm lying on my Premier Inn bed (yes I know but the company won't stump up for a hotel that doesn't need washed up comedians to advertise it- it's there or the Holiday Inn Express and that'll be full of drunk Glaswegian scaffolders or something else equally horrific) listening to the sounds of police sirens, fights and gunfire. Okay not the last one but still, it's not even half nine on a Wednesday evening.

 

Nuke the f*cking place from orbit.

 

-E

 

Oh, and RedDagger, if I get a long form question asking me to explain obfucsation and deobfuscation I'm going to use your "much to the annoyance" line in it.

[Mr. Scratch]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen a post from you that's not about politics or IT. Should I be concerned?

[Mr. Scratch]

My Grandmother is on life support rn, she ruptured her gallbladder and has an enlarged liver full of fluid. They had to dehydrate her to try and see if the liver would give out the liquid to her body, but it didn't. So they had to move around her liver to fix her gallbladder and now she is where she is. On life support.

 

My Mom is flying to Florida for 5 days to go and visit her(Cause it's my moms mom) and I really hope she pulls through. I haven't seen her in a few years but I always used to go camping with her for weeks straight during the summer when I was younger. I've never had anyone remotely close to me die in my family before, I really hope she will be fine. I don't really believe in God, but I know she does. Your hopes and prayers are welcome with open arms.

 

Sorry to hear that, dude. Both of my grandparents passed away April. It was harder on my mom than me but that's just me.

[Reformed Squid]

Sometimes I wish to start an animated youtube series that goes on to be praised for its storytelling, outlandish yet relateable, likeable and 3-dimensional characters, creative plotlines, intelligent blending of comedy and drama that feels natural, and intelligent commentary on real world problems people face as well as genuinely touching scenes.

 

That'll be the day.

[drifter.]

My friend wants me to chill with him sometime, we've decided we should chill ever since I've moved to where I am ever since he sold me weed,but I'm no stranger to being a shy non- talkative socially awkward wreck sometimes, and it doesn't help that this is the type of dude who has ton of friends and hangs out with a sh*t ton of attractive women all the time.

 

I've been thinking about asking him if he could teach me how to drive manual sometime in his civic, but I fear that once I got it down, I'm not gonna have much to talk about or have no plans on what to do next.

 

I would ask him if he has weed to help me take the edge off my social anxiety, but I don't want to be seen as one of his friends that only hang out with them for their weed. Besides I don't even think he sells anymore. I don't have my own car either , so it'd also be emberassing to see if could pick me up.

 

At the same time , I really need to start getting out there and meeting people again, I haven't had a night out for at least a year now.

Edited June 25, 2015 by Majesticnug420

[Jacobmaate]

Can I just take this moment to voice the opinion the Slough in Berkshire is the sh*ttest town in the south east of England. Jesus f*cking Christ it's such an utter toilet.

 

I'm lying on my Premier Inn bed (yes I know but the company won't stump up for a hotel that doesn't need washed up comedians to advertise it- it's there or the Holiday Inn Express and that'll be full of drunk Glaswegian scaffolders or something else equally horrific) listening to the sounds of police sirens, fights and gunfire. Okay not the last one but still, it's not even half nine on a Wednesday evening.

 

Nuke the f*cking place from orbit.

 

-E

 

Oh, and RedDagger, if I get a long form question asking me to explain obfucsation and deobfuscation I'm going to use your "much to the annoyance" line in it.

Did you forget Gravesend, Kent. Bloody hate it here, not to mention my street is full of pricks, in the last month 2 doors have been kicked in, 3 months back someone got stabbed, then a while back there was some fight with like 20 people and god only knows what else has happened when Ive been out, I am no stranger to the sound of Police & Ambulance sirens or non stopping banging and swearing and screaming

[sivispacem]

Oh, there were an Eastern European family in the neighbouring room to me. They got up at 5:45 to shout in some completely incomprehensible gutteral dialect. It was, well, disrupting.

[PhillBellic]

Oh, there were an Eastern European family in the neighbouring room to me. They got up at 5:45 to shout in some completely incomprehensible gutteral dialect. It was, well, disrupting.

Do you now what Country they were from? That sounds utterly hilarious.

[gajrajgchouhan]

My keyboard is broken and my foot is paining as sh*t.Typing through on screen keyboard.F*CK my life.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Feeling like my summer is boring

[sivispacem]

Exam over, on the train home. Should be back in an hour and a bit.

 

All in all it wasn't as bad as I feared. If I've failed on anything it will be the broad multiple choice, I got lucky with the long form and had malware x2 (PDF exploit with unescaped Java dropping an exe, plus a command and control question) and data exfil. The practical was actually pretty pleasant, log analysis aside.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I'm sad one of my favorite places for my girls to go and eat they loved their Taco's and popcorn (they air pop it and put this amazing "secret" seasoning on it not to mention it's the local hotspot anybody and everybody from the neighborhood goes there generation after generation, It caught fire and completely totaled over night.

 

Drove by about 6:30 this morning to see this..

 

 

 

Edited June 25, 2015 by Troubadour

[Mr. Scratch]

Popcorn overload.

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

It's been 6 years since my idol Michael Jackson died and its really getting to me. :'(

[drifter.]

It's been 6 years since my idol Michael Jackson died and its really getting to me. :'(

I was actually thinking about MJ last night, listening to "Smooth Criminal" while I worked out. Crazy how his dad belittled his physical appearance as a kid which caused him to wanna get all that plastic surgery, and like I also had flashback to when he almost dropped a kid off a balcony, and like the child molestation rumors, and like how that doctor accidentally killed him.

 

Crazy stuff, man.

[Dee-account-with-1kbans]

 

It's been 6 years since my idol Michael Jackson died and its really getting to me. :'(

I was actually thinking about MJ last night, listening to "Smooth Criminal" while I worked out. Crazy how his dad belittled his physical appearance as a kid which caused him to wanna get all that plastic surgery, and like I also had flashback to when he almost dropped a kid off a balcony, and like the child molestation rumors, and like how that doctor accidentally killed him.

 

Crazy stuff, man.

His last few years were hell. RIP

[Xavina]

 

Have you ever had that friend who is a girl and some people think you're a couple but you're just really damn good friends?

Last year she was in my classroom but we didn't really talk until towards the end of the year. This continued through WhatsApp until school started in March and she got in my class about a month later. We've developed (And we are still developing) a great friendship recently, and I love spending time with her. We have similar ways of thinking/tastes/etc. and, to sum it up, we have a really good chemistry.

I'm not really interested in her as a girlfriend, as I like another girl who is a friend of us. And I'm not really her type, I suppose. It's all good.

 

Cheers, for that good friend we all have.

 

Three weeks later... A classmate who I've known for a couple of years likes my friend. She says she doesn't feel attracted to him at all but I don't know. I want to protect her because he is a scumbag, but she doesn't listen to me. We've fallen out a little bit. At the same time, this guy started talking a lot with her and another friend of ours, and I'm kind of left aside.

Can't catch a f*cking break, huh?

 

 

 

Three days later. Just three days. Yesterday, I made a stupid joke about my country's soccer team. My friend for some reason got really mad and hasn't spoken to me since. She doesn't even sit next to me anymore in class, and yes, she sits next to this dickhead.

Luckily we have winter break, I'm gonna lay so damn low the next two weeks. Man, what an awful day this was...

Edited June 26, 2015 by XavMashes

[mr quick]

Anyone who gives that much of a sh*t about a dumbass f*cking soccer team shouldn't be your friend.

[Xavina]

You actually have a point there, which puzzles me out because she isn't that kind of person. But then again, in Uruguay the football team is religious.

[Tacymist]

I feel awful. I was trying to step over one of my cats and just as I was swinging my leg around, he got up and my shin bone clocked him right in the side of the face. I know that had to hurt. =(

 

He's ok now and he's getting an extra couple cat treats before bed tonight.

[Xavina]

Thank you, Matchew, you don't know how that helped me. I will.

[universetwisters]

The more people I see support the confederate flag on my facebook bums me out to think how many racist bigots I know/knew.

[EphemeralStar]

MY LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT IF I WAS 30-40 POUNDS LIGHTER AND SKINNIER

Also why is it that most guys I get involved with end up being really rude ? like to the point where they are flat out disrespecting me? WHY CANT I BE BEYONCE? that sh*t wouldn't happen if I was Beyonce.

ALSO IM BROKE AF AND I CANNOT SURVIVE ON A MINIMUM WAGE JOB. I NEED A 2ND ONE FUUUCCCK.

&my "mom" keeps pressuring me to move out and its so stressful.

 

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Also why is it that most guys I get involved with end up being really rude ? like to the point where they are flat out disrespecting me? WHY CANT I BE BEYONCE? that sh*t wouldn't happen if I was Beyonce

 

Beyonce life isn't easy either when anywhere you go your bombarded by fans...and you'd already be married if you was bey or very independent focused on your music don't worry as Tina Knowles (beyonce's mom) says "If you're going through it, just know it's called "going THROUGH it"

You're not gonna get stuck there, you're not gonna die, you're going to survive"

[LightningLord]

Beyonce life isn't easy either when anywhere you go your bombarded by fans...

The same could be said for a lot of celebrities. =P

[Reformed Squid]

I think it's interesting to imagine what our karma/reputation scores would be like if this site had both likes and dislikes. Come to think of it, mine would probably be in the negatives...

[Coin]

MY LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT IF I WAS 30-40 POUNDS LIGHTER AND SKINNIER

 

Also why is it that most guys I get involved with end up being really rude ? like to the point where they are flat out disrespecting me? WHY CANT I BE BEYONCE? that sh*t wouldn't happen if I was Beyonce.

 

ALSO IM BROKE AF AND I CANNOT SURVIVE ON A MINIMUM WAGE JOB. I NEED A 2ND ONE FUUUCCCK.

 

&my "mom" keeps pressuring me to move out and its so stressful.

 

 

If they're flat out disrespecting you, it's probably time to show 'em the door.

 

Beyonce life isn't easy either when anywhere you go your bombarded by fans...and you'd already be married if you was bey or very independent focused on your music don't worry as Tina Knowles (beyonce's mom) says "If you're going through it, just know it's called "going THROUGH it"

You're not gonna get stuck there, you're not gonna die, you're going to survive"

 

 

Oh yeah, I'm sure Beyonce has it real tough like the rest of us.

[sivispacem]

Good news everyone

 

 

Passed the sh*t out of that exam. The world is a very slightly safer place now that my genius is recognised.