Share Your Feelings

[AlienTwo]

Damnit, now I'm hungry.

[feckyerlife]

is that a cow race? is it followed by a moo off

[drifter.]

I hate being a introvert at a new job and having to face awkward silences when I try to make coversation.

[MarshalMoo]

is that a cow race? is it followed by a moo off

It's the annual organic dairy cow release to green pastures event in Denmark.

[Memes]

 

 

I just got off the phone with one of those fake "Windows Support" Scammers. He told me that my computer was in a dangerous zone with malware so I asked him whether I should rename it Kenny Loggins.

 

Apparantly he wasn't a fan of classic rock. Still feeling pretty satisfied with that one though.

I have never been called from those sort of people. Am I missing out? You have no idea. I convinced one of then that they called the Allah Akbar Hotline, and afterwards kept shouting Allah Akbar until they hung up.

 

Good times

[Reformed Squid]

You know a burger place is good when they're confident enough in their meat to actually cook hamburgers medium rare when you order them that way.

Edited April 22, 2015 by Cloudee

[CrysisAverted]

f*cking youtube man
peoples videos either go private or get deleted and now my playlist is filled sh*t like PRIVATE VIDEO and DELETED VIDEO
I will die not knowing what those f*cking videos were

 

f*cking bothered man I tell you what

[Share Sharqi]

7 hours of riot training yesterday and I am so f*cking exhausted.

Worse still - another 7 hours tomorrow. And Tap classes tonight

[PhillBellic]

7 hours of riot training yesterday and I am so f*cking exhausted.

Worse still - another 7 hours tomorrow. And Tap classes tonight

Riot Training? Are you in the police or something?

[Share Sharqi]

 

7 hours of riot training yesterday and I am so f*cking exhausted.

Worse still - another 7 hours tomorrow. And Tap classes tonight

Riot Training? Are you in the police or something?

 

Nah, we were the 'rioters' lol

[Alexander]

Nah, we were the 'rioters' lol

You're training? N00b. Why is that exactly?

[Share Sharqi]

 

Nah, we were the 'rioters' lol

You're training? N00b. Why is that exactly?

 

 

They have some yearly refresher course for all the public order officers, and then because they have a training programme with the local university they just said any student regardless of their course could sign up for it.

There were about 200 in the end.

Edited April 22, 2015 by Share Sharqi

[AlienTwo]

Dreams: F*ck 'em.

[Fonz]

Dreams: F*ck 'em.

What's wrong, man?

[feckyerlife]

Dreams: F*ck 'em.

what about R&B bitches.

[drifter.]

Today , my Hoothoot finally evolved into Noctowl.

 

I feel as if I'm finally moving forward in life.

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Dreams: F*ck 'em.

What's wrong, man?Work is stressful beyond anything before and now I'm dreaming of failing at my job. Just sucks, you know? The one time I could be captain of the Enterprise and instead I'm f*cking up at work. Depressing mornings....

[Fonz]

 

 

Dreams: F*ck 'em.

What's wrong, man?

Work is stressful beyond anything before and now I'm dreaming of failing at my job. Just sucks, you know? The one time I could be captain of the Enterprise and instead I'm f*cking up at work. Depressing mornings....

 

That sucks, man. Dreams sometimes have quite an impact on us... Hold the Enterprise together, bro, I'm sure better times will come!

[GN 92]

Feeling good, laughing my ass off in this thread -> http://gtaforums.com/topic/788310-how-to-become-a-staff-member

[Ai®a©ob®a]

You know a burger place is good when they're confident enough in their meat to actually cook hamburgers medium rare when you order them that way.

5 Guys resturant is really good with their burgers, They've been here for about 2 year now and i finally went in a few months ago best burger i've ever had from a fast food place.

[Memes]

I am so screwed right now.

[drifter.]

Why?

[Memes]

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked. Edited April 23, 2015 by T_0_P_H_A_T

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

 

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked.

What are some of the "inside jokes" that you guys added?

[Memes]

 

 

 

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked.

What are some of the "inside jokes" that you guys added?Well, there was a few. And, as a side note, none of them were my idea, they just spread around. Let's see there was "have you seen my new shoes", which is basically showing someone a picture of a naked black dude, Big Bubba, which is the black dude's name and a meme, and several others

 

Anyways, they were way worse than what they seem.

Edited April 23, 2015 by T_0_P_H_A_T

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked.

 

Unless she suspects you plagiarized the report there's no reason for her to google any of that stuff

[drifter.]

 

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked.

More than likely your teacher will just roll their eyes if they catch on and wonder if they've made the right career choice.

[Memes]

 

 

Why?

We were doing a group project in my class. We had to write a short story, and do some other stuff. Anyways, we went with a humorous story. My friend Mario decides we should share his. And of course he adds a sh*t ton of inside jokes that aren't exactly school friendly. Needless to say, out teacher got suspicious. If she Google some of this stuff, we are all so horribly f*cked.

More than likely your teacher will just roll their eyes if they catch on and wonder if they've made the right career choice.this is the kind of teacher who will give out suspensions for failure to follow directions.

 

No way she'll let it slide.

 

Probably

Edited April 23, 2015 by T_0_P_H_A_T

[drifter.]

Oh, well if she asks you about it id just play dumb and pretend I have no idea what she's talking about.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Well, there was a few. And, as a side note, none of them were my idea, they just spread around. Let's see there was "have you seen my new shoes", which is basically showing someone a picture of a naked black dude, Big Bubba, which is the black dude's name and a meme, and several others

 

Anyways, they were way worse than what they seem.

Do you still have a copy of the report? Why don't you type in the (extremely vague) references that you're worried about into Google and see if anything offensive comes up. Judging by that joke, I'm sure you'll be fine, unless your teacher browses 4chan in her spare time.