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NOBODY TAKES MY PISS!!

how would one take your piss

 

 

Wear scrubs, point you to a bathroom, tell you it's important.

 

seems a little rapey to me

 

I was trying to go for Doctor/Nurse sort of thing but okay then...

 

and dont they get a little rapey with you...Are you saying doctors rape people? :O
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Sometimes I just feel like jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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NOBODY TAKES MY PISS!!

how would one take your piss

 

 

Wear scrubs, point you to a bathroom, tell you it's important.

 

seems a little rapey to me

 

I was trying to go for Doctor/Nurse sort of thing but okay then...

 

and dont they get a little rapey with you...Are you saying doctors rape people? :O

 

they sure do

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NOBODY TAKES MY PISS!!

how would one take your piss

 

 

Wear scrubs, point you to a bathroom, tell you it's important.

 

seems a little rapey to me

 

I was trying to go for Doctor/Nurse sort of thing but okay then...

 

and dont they get a little rapey with you...Are you saying doctors rape people? :O

 

they sure do

 

Still not as intimate as airport security.

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Hella yes I'm with a buddy and we're getting wasted and playing minecraft. feels good man,

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NOBODY TAKES MY PISS!!

how would one take your piss

 

 

Wear scrubs, point you to a bathroom, tell you it's important.

 

seems a little rapey to me

 

I was trying to go for Doctor/Nurse sort of thing but okay then...

 

and dont they get a little rapey with you...
Are you saying doctors rape people? :O

 

they sure do

 

Still not as intimate as airport security.

 

Technically it's only rape if it is with a penis

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NOBODY TAKES MY PISS!!

how would one take your piss

 

 

Wear scrubs, point you to a bathroom, tell you it's important.

 

seems a little rapey to me

 

I was trying to go for Doctor/Nurse sort of thing but okay then...

 

and dont they get a little rapey with you...Are you saying doctors rape people? :O

 

they sure do

 

Still not as intimate as airport security.

 

Technically it's only rape if it is with a penisAnd if they don't enjoy it.
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Stop with the f*cking quote trains FFS.

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that's what we call a circle jerk :angry:

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I'M BUILT

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HEART,

 

IT WAS
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START,

 

 

AND NOW

I DIE

SLOW.

 

 

I turned your quote chain about piss and rape into a Haiku. The quote system is very annoying, i was trying to delete quotes and it kept making more Laura91 quotes everytime i pressed Backspace, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?.

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Cool! I love haiku, especially Matsuo Basho. Nice touch, dude :D

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haikus are lame af

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haikus are lame af

Whaaa? Do you even Bashō, bruh?

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I seriously hate the dating scene nowadays.

 

I feel like back then it was like

 

Jen likes Tom and Tom likes Jen so they got married and had a baby.

 

Nowadays it's like Jen kinda likes Tom but Chad is f*cking hot.

 

 

#justforeveralonethings.

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I wonder why Jeffrey Dahmer killed other Gay men....So many homophobes, and straight boys that he could've killed, and instead he killed people that are one of our own...

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I wonder why Jeffrey Dahmer killed other Gay men....So many homophobes, and straight boys that he could've killed, and instead he killed people that are one of our own...

Yes, the problem wasn't that he was killing people, it was that they were homosexuals. Sound logic!

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At least nowadays you can crack one off after a first face-to-face date without having to pay a food bill beforehand.

 

Ken.

bash the fash m8s 

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haikus are lame af

Whaaa? Do you even Bashō, bruh?

 

no but i do have friends

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haikus are lame af

Whaaa? Do you even Bashō, bruh?

 

no but i do have friends *insert supa hot fire reaction here* Edited by T_0_P_H_A_T
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People who use "af" are beyond lame.

 

That's stepping into complete tool territory.

 

You probably say that sh*t in real life too.

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haikus are lame af

Whaaa? Do you even Bashō, bruh?

 

no but i do have friends

 

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Because f*ck friends.

 

 

No, I'm not serious :p

 

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I'm feeling pretty good right now! I'm liking the new laptop I got!

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Totally f*cked 3 friendships up, trying to reconcile them.

 

Other than that, meh. Life.

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Totally f*cked 3 friendships up, trying to reconcile them.

 

Other than that, meh. Life.

What happened? :(
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tried to do the mastermind challenge and...... BALLS! during series A one of my team died! from explosives... for f*ck sake! ugh...


I'm not even going to attempt it again... I have much betting things to be doing... :)

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Feeling good, easter is coming.. NO WORK ON FRIDAY... 3 lazy days... :D

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I'm always the villain.

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