Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

    1. GTANet.com

    1. GTA Online

      1. The Criminal Enterprises
      2. Updates
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Blood Money
      2. Frontier Pursuits
      3. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      4. Help & Support
    3. Crews

    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

      1. Bugs*
      2. St. Andrews Cathedral
    2. GTA VI

    3. GTA V

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. The Lost and Damned
      2. The Ballad of Gay Tony
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
    5. GTA San Andreas

      1. Classic GTA SA
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    6. GTA Vice City

      1. Classic GTA VC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    7. GTA III

      1. Classic GTA III
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    8. Portable Games

      1. GTA Chinatown Wars
      2. GTA Vice City Stories
      3. GTA Liberty City Stories
    9. Top-Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. PC
      2. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Redemption

    1. GTA Mods

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Red Dead Mods

      1. Documentation
    3. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    4. Featured Mods

      1. Design Your Own Mission
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Rockstar Games

    2. Rockstar Collectors

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Movies & TV
      5. Music
      6. Sports
      7. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. Announcements

    2. Support

    3. Suggestions

Favorite Russian Mafia quotes


LazlowsucksiloveslutS
 Share

Recommended Posts

LazlowsucksiloveslutS

What are your favorite Russian Mafia quotes?

 

- I can snort meth in bars, but I have to come outside to smoke,

- Secondhand smoke is a pussy American invention.

- Time to split you like Yugoslavia.

- Your tiny Balkan brain should know you are surrounded!

- Hey you, yeah you -. funny looking man, what are you doing here?

- Hello there, pretty lady!

- Tonight I f*ck two girls and smoke simultaneously

 

and so on.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Hey my bitch! It´s hard metal!"

 

"Say hello to Ivan the Terrible for me!"

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Goldn-Bayse

"They call this you are F*cked!"

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Let's settle this like gentleman's , yes ?

Edited by SuperGTFan
  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

theGTAking101

"Let's settle this like gentleman's , yes ?

That guy's voice always reminded me of Roman.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Only diffirence is that the russian dude settle it with an AK rifle , while roman settle it with his " distinctive " look as niko once put it .😎😎😎

  • Like 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

" YOU PIECE OF BALKAN SH*T "

 

Dimitri Rascalov

Edited by SuperGTFan
Link to comment
Share on other sites

AzelfandQuilava

Can someone extract them from the game files and upload them to YouTube? Definitely the funniest gang with their broken English.

 

"Smile my friend, you are dead!"

 

"Not so confidence, eh arsshole?"

 

"I will kill you! Hah hah"

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

"I can get licence to carry assault rifle but can't smoke in bar"

 

" move or I'll f*cking break something"

 

" my wife like her cigarettes with her pussy"

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jeansowaty

"This one is for the old country!"

"The puddle has escaped the dog house!"

"Excuuuuuuuuuse meeee!"

"Watch heeeres!"

"давай, давай, не меня! (Come on, come on, not on me!)"

"You are surrounded, hahahahahaaa, time to diee!"

"Goodbye to you!"

"Well let's end this like gentlemen, yes?"

"I got many young girls to be attending to move your caaar..."
"Move your stupid American motorvehicles!"

 

And now my total favorites, this russky is awesome, the way he says this stuff:

"You caught me in bed mood, asshole!"
"Motherf*cker, I don't need this grief!"

"I will squash you like a bug!"

"f*ck you!"

"Я тебе руки оторву! (I will remove your arms!)"

"This is too eazy!"

"Motherf*cking sh*t!"
"пиздец! (f*cked up!)"

"Your lucky day, punk!"

"sh*t, no time to get the shakes."

"A perfect shot."

"It's always something in this f*cking city!"

"sh*t, move it along asshole!"

  • Like 4

DhF4CUK7S5mrQmZkTLK8DA.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

SuperGTFan

" You think we care about some stupid gambling dept ? WE CARE ABOUT KILLING YOU !

Link to comment
Share on other sites

thehambone

"America! It is good to be back..."

 

f*ck you, Kenny Petrovic

Edited by thehambone

San Andreas Countryside
Meet the GTA 3 players who've spent a decade playing pass-the-pad to 100% the game - GamesRadar

GTA:LCS Save Editor - Supports Android, iOS, PS2, and PSP saves!

GTA3 Save Editor  - Big update in the works!

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- Time to split you like Yugoslavia.

What?! :O

I never, ever heard anyone say that, can anyone upload a vid or even the audio file of that?

 

Truth to be told,, I barely remember hearing anything they said. I should definitely pay more attention to gangs in IV.

Edited by lol232
Link to comment
Share on other sites

AzelfandQuilava

 

- Time to split you like Yugoslavia.

What?! :O

I never, ever heard anyone say that, can anyone upload a vid or even the audio file of that?

 

Truth to be told,, I barely remember hearing anything they said. I should definitely pay more attention to gangs in IV.

 

Someone really needs to compile the voice clips into a .zip or Youtube video. I'd do it but I don't have the PC version...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LazlowsucksiloveslutS

I kill, I get caught, I get good lawyer, I walk.

American prison is nice!

What a country eh?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LazlowsucksiloveslutS

 

- Time to split you like Yugoslavia.

What?! :O

I never, ever heard anyone say that, can anyone upload a vid or even the audio file of that?

 

Truth to be told,, I barely remember hearing anything they said. I should definitely pay more attention to gangs in IV.

 

 

 

Search Youtube for these missions: Master and Molotov, Russian Revolution, Hostile Negotiation, Catch The Wave, Trespass, a Dish Served Cold. Somebody always yells that. You can also hear it when you start some sh*t in Hove Beach.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Legomanarthur

Hearing those during "Hostile Negotiation" :lol:

 

-Haha! You are done like a chicken!

 

-Let's settle this like gentleman's, yes?

 

-They call this, you are f*cked!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mrs. De Santa

What are your favorite Russian Mafia quotes?

 

- I can snort meth in bars, but I have to come outside to smoke,

- Secondhand smoke is a pussy American invention.

- Time to split you like Yugoslavia.

- Your tiny Balkan brain should know you are surrounded!

- Hey you, yeah you -. funny looking man, what are you doing here?

- Hello there, pretty lady!

- Tonight I f*ck two girls and smoke simultaneously

 

and so on.

 

LOL!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

SuperGTFan

There must be a lot of Soviets in NY if Rockstar really focused on the russians that much .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mrs. De Santa

There must be a lot of Soviets in NY if Rockstar really focused on the russians that much .

 

there are many in brooklyn, but r may have over exaggerated a bit.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

El Tigre chino

"I f*ck you in the ass asshole!!"

 

"Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go."

 

"Eat hard Metal."

Edited by El Tigre chino
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 1 year later...

I always thought its

"We shall settle this like gentlemens, yes?"

 

Other quotes who may not be mentioned here:

"You're the hero?"

 

"It's over, yes?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 4 years later...
ThatBenGuy1998

Big bump but oh well! This thread kinda deserves a bump if anything.

 

“There is no place for you to go but the graveyard.”

”This one is for the old country.”

”We call this you are f*cked.”

”Say hello to Ivan the Terrible for me.”

 

Sorry but I literally smirk or sometimes even chuckle whenever I hear the above one liners during my gameplay GTA IV or EFLC, even though they’re shooting at me of course. The Russian Mafia is tied with the Italian Mafia in making funny one liners while shooting at someone whether in GTA or some other TV show, book, movie, or video game IMO. The Italians also make some pretty doggone hilarious one liners both within and outside of GTA too.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

billiejoearmstrong8
On 6/30/2020 at 1:42 PM, Outlaw Biker Viking said:

Big bump but oh well! This thread kinda deserves a bump if anything.

 

“There is no place for you to go but the graveyard.”

”This one is for the old country.”

”We call this you are f*cked.”

”Say hello to Ivan the Terrible for me.”

 

Sorry but I literally smirk or sometimes even chuckle whenever I hear the above one liners during my gameplay GTA IV or EFLC, even though they’re shooting at me of course. The Russian Mafia is tied with the Italian Mafia in making funny one liners while shooting at someone whether in GTA or some other TV show, book, movie, or video game IMO. The Italians also make some pretty doggone hilarious one liners both within and outside of GTA too.

Couldn't agree more, the Russian and Italian mafia are hands down my favourite peds in the game. I hang around Hove Beach and Little Italy just to listen to them. Whether they're threatening/fighting you or just having conversations amongst themselves everything they say is gold. I like how 50% of the Russians' conversation is about smoking and 50% is about the horrible things they're planning to do to people lol

 

I like that one Russian, who's either a pimp or a frequent user of prostitutes I think based on comments such as "the last person I punched was an 18 year old whore", who keeps calling you a poodle, "looks like the poodle has escaped the dog house" etc. And the one who describes what he'll do to your various body parts while fighting you, "I'll turn your nose upside down", "I will rip your arms and beat you with them", "I'll rip your hands off", "I'll tie your ears behind your head" etc

Edited by billiejoearmstrong8
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

HisNameIsMilad

I enjoyed reading through all these comments with my heart haha but one I haven’t seen and imho is the funniest quote is

 

“Come out we will only kill you a little bit”

Edited by HisNameIsMilad
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • 1 User Currently Viewing
    0 members, 0 Anonymous, 1 Guest

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.