Ultimate Online Crimes

[Thedubs]

Name the worst faux pas online that make you instantly label someone as an ass.

 

For me:

• The guy who comes up to you out of nowhere and beeps his horn for a seemingly unlimited amount of time despite the fact you've paused...and eventually tries to run you over (and fails).
• The guy who doesn't realise theres weapons outside of RPG's, miniguns and sticky bombs
• The whiny 14 year old boy with a character as a half naked girl... seriously?

[Kachii]

People that shoot you while clothes shopping/getting a haircut

[Fennimoe]

In before "This thread"

[Acky.]

Deathmatchers.

 

Dickheads that play music through their mics.

 

The kid that takes his Insurgent around the map with his bumboy, trying to ram people and shoot them.

 

The guy that shoots at you when you drive past.

 

The guy that picks you up, thinking its a friendly gesture, only to drive you to his garage to show you all of his chrome customs.

 

The dickhead who dresses like a complete turd with a pink grenade launcher.

 

The Ultimate Bellend who drives all the way to get a Lazer because he can't beat you 1v1 with pistols, and flies all the way back to kill you.

 

The Higher Ranker, that goes after people sub rank 20; happened to me on my second character and when I rolled and popped him in the head, he gave up instantly.

Edited April 22, 2015 by Acky.

[F I S IHI E R]

People that drive Zentornos.

[Thedubs]

Deathmatchers.

 

Dickheads that play music through their mics.

 

The kid that takes his Insurgent around the map with his bumboy, trying to ram people and shoot them.

 

The guy that shoots at you when you drive past.

 

The guy that picks you up, thinking its a friendly gesture, only to drive you to his garage to show you all of his chrome customs.

 

The dickhead who dresses like a complete turd with a pink grenade launcher.

 

The Ultimate Bellend who drives all the way to get a Lazer because he can't beat you 1v1 with pistols, and flies all the way back to kill you.

 

The Higher Ranker, that goes after people sub rank 20; happened to me on my second character and when I rolled and popped him in the head, he gave up instantly.

 

 

You forgot about the guy on the mic who constantly asks for someone to give him money.

[Soran Is On]

People that shoot you while clothes shopping/getting a haircut

 

I block people inside and force them to watch me pouring gas all over their vehicle then I light it on fire and air thrust until... boom goes the dynamite.

 

Does that make me a bad guy?

[Dirty Hairy]

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

[Acky.]

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

 

You're the prime example of a GTA Online c*nt

[sweller]

 

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

 

You're the prime example of a GTA Online c*nt

No he is a prime example of someone playing the game how he wants to.

[Dirty Hairy]

 

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

 

You're the prime example of a GTA Online c*nt

 

Ohhh that stings. How do you figure, pilgrim?

[GTA-Biker]

People who run around dressed only in shorts,flip flops and pogo mask,shooting other players with pink or other ugly colored guns and driving chrome/neon colored supers with whitewall tires,$ wheels,blacked out windows and clown/musical horn.

People who kill players who are buying guns,clothes,tattoos and other stuff.

People who try to kill passive players.

[RichNuggetBmw]

people who try to sneak off passive mode to kill you

 

The god mode glitching c*nt who bitches at you calling you a pussy for going into passive mode...

Edited April 22, 2015 by RichNuggetBmw

[ThaSouljaCity]

Thinkin' that your way of playing is the only right way to play

[Thedubs]

Thinkin' that your way of playing is the only right way to play

Way to be ironically self righteous and miss the point in a light hearted, humour filled thread.

[oidgod]

Haha. I've got tons.

 

1 - People who bully down lower levels ( <R20). These people are prime assholes who can't fight on their level, so they pick on those weaker.

 

2 - Elitists. You know, that one person who thinks that he's so special because he's not driving a super car/wearing normal clothes/has more money then everyone else, and therefore gives a talking commentary on how everyone is inferior to them.

 

3 - Unprovoked Insurgent Spawnkillers. OK, I can see if they killed you a bit and you get your revenge, but don't spawnkill people who did absolutely nothing to you.

 

4 - People who try to kill passive players. Dick move. I can see if they are going into passive to sneak behind you and kill you or some sh*t like

that, but if they just are in passive to not get killed, you don't need to be an asshole about it.

 

5 - God Mode Glitchers. Not much more needs to be said.

 

6 - Unarmed Aircraft Destroyers. "Oh boy, that person is having fun in a titan! f*ck you, take a rocket from my guided launcher! Hahaha!"

 

7 - Hiding in your apartment with a Bounty. At least do something like, hide in the mineshaft or in a submarine where you can physically be killed.

 

8 - People who can't let go (Im guilty of this). "That one person killed me?! He must now be killed until my blip is dark red! Huzzah!"

 

9 - People who unnecessarily bash and hate on other players. We get it, squeakers are annoying as f*ck. Same with that one person who got that crate before you. Or how you were just THAT close to a bounty, but someone else took it. No need to be a dickhead about it and cuss out the guy on chat.

 

Im not going to stereotype every single person who dresses like a psychopath or military member, because I find that not all of them are total assholes. Just a majority, but not all of them.

Edited April 22, 2015 by oidgod

[Shadowfennekin]

People who kill the others right after a setup/finale and blow up their PVs..... seriously I had no idea my Insurgent got destroyed by another player while in a lobby and thought it was selected as my Heist vehicle but nope..... Baller. Tried to get it to safety since LSC is nearby but a camper blew it up. -_-

 

Campers at Lester's warehouse

 

People who homing missile EVERY chopper they see.

[oidgod]

People who kill the others right after a setup/finale and blow up their PVs..... seriously I had no idea my Insurgent got destroyed by another player while in a lobby and thought it was selected as my Heist vehicle but nope..... Baller. Tried to get it to safety since LSC is nearby but a camper blew it up. -_-

 

Campers at Lester's warehouse

 

People who homing missile EVERY chopper they see.

I would expand that to aircraft in general. I mean, if some person is just having fun in a plane like a duster, cuban, titan, or Luxor, you don't need to be a dick and shoot them down.

[Chloroform]

People that shoot you while clothes shopping/getting a haircut

I do that I love it when people come out of the stores and they look like douchebags. Haha only kidding, but seriously I do it to people that kill me and think I forgot about them.

[DentureDynamite]

I block people inside and force them to watch me pouring gas all over their vehicle then I light it on fire and air thrust until... boom goes the dynamite.

 

Does that make me a bad guy?

 

To the guy in the store, yes.

 

To the rest of us, you're just another criminal who got charged GTA$ for destroying someone's PV.

 

But if it were me in the store, I'd be calling Lester for a $9,000 bounty on your posterior, then sick the Mercs on you, then top it off with a mugger. Then I'd leave the session (while you enjoy the fun), and wait for the phone calls telling me what happened.

Edited April 22, 2015 by DentureDynamite

[oidgod]

 

I block people inside and force them to watch me pouring gas all over their vehicle then I light it on fire and air thrust until... boom goes the dynamite.

 

Does that make me a bad guy?

 

To the guy in the store, yes.

 

To the rest of us, you're just another criminal who got charged GTA$ for destroying someone's PV.

 

But if it were me in the store, I'd be calling Lester for a $9,000 bounty on your posterior, then sick the Mercs on you, then top it off with a mugger. Then leave the session while you enjoy the fun, and wait for the phone calls.

 

The fact that you're willing to spend 18500 dollars to get someone killed is kinda unreasonable..

[middevonclown]

Whistlers, squeakers and yawners.

[oidgod]

Whistlers, squeakers and yawners.

TBH, i think Mic Breathers and Music Players are worse then all of those.

[GTAnger]

The ones that run you over in their car while I'm not concentrating then decide to hide in passive mode.

 

The ones that start fights then after getting their arse whooped decide to run for a tank or jet.

 

The ones that think their tough because their crew members are helping them then leave once their crew does because they too scared to fight one on one.

 

The ones who kill after a heist and then run or leave because they only good at taking cheap shots.

 

I could go on, the list would be too long but basically anyone who takes cheap kills and bitch moves.... The cowards of the community.

[JC Hammer]

Pacifists, Passive mode has been abused by griefers since launch!

[MagicNarcosis]

Grief thread

[MayoChiki]

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

 

Hard to believe with that avatar.

[Dirty Hairy]

 

 

People who adopt an elitist attitude towards others who are playing the game how they want. sh*tting on other's chromed out zentornos while you drive around in your regina or faggio or whatever the f*ck. Not because its a good vehicle but to show off your own smug uniqueness. I will use my "homo launcher" as much as I want. I will drive my gold adder as much as i want. Although I am an adult male, I will prance about in a bikini and high heels as much as i want. GTAO IS THE PINNACLE OF VIRTUAL FREEDOM! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT! MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Viva La Revolución!

Hard to believe with that avatar.

And why is that?

[Plum Tomato]

^^says the guy with a rabbit as his. It's not real life you can be what you want.

I do everything mentioned above to other people. Everything mentioned above is done to me. Those doing it to me are just playing the game and if I get angry/annoyed/call them names/call them a kid/moan on a forum then I will shoot myself as I have nothing else left to live for.

[MASTER GABE 202]

 

I block people inside and force them to watch me pouring gas all over their vehicle then I light it on fire and air thrust until... boom goes the dynamite.

 

Does that make me a bad guy?

To the guy in the store, yes.

 

To the rest of us, you're just another criminal who got charged GTA$ for destroying someone's PV.

 

But if it were me in the store, I'd be calling Lester for a $9,000 bounty on your posterior, then sick the Mercs on you, then top it off with a mugger. Then I'd leave the session (while you enjoy the fun), and wait for the phone calls telling me what happened.

DentureDynamite just got owned! That would be pleasing to watch also!