WindowsExPee Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Can we stop for ice cream? - Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 "Welcome, Zondar..." SM00V OPERATOR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm not angry... I'm EXERCISING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
combustion Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) "My dad is a movie producer.... which makes me a movie producer's kid." - James De Santa "I don't see you complaining on the way to the f**king bank!" - Michael De Santa to Amanda De Santa. "All they want to do is drag a motherf**ker down and live in the past." - Franklin Clinton to Tanisha Jackson. "Put the guns down, gentlemen!" - Merryweather Pilot, just before the fun began. "Hey! If anyone's gonna kill you, old friend, it's gonna be me." Trevor Philips to Michael. Edited June 3, 2015 by Leo2301 Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 "I'm gonna make you gorgeous!" Weirdo barber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V OPERATOR Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Lamar Davis to Franklin: "You pray to your White man God, homie. I’m going to the giant plain beyond where the buffalo keep roamin’ and the little squaw bitches want me to nut on they face all day." Best line in the game. Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkidKid Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 "I get more tail....than a tail catcher! hahah" Trevor mumbles sarcastically - "Gotta f*cking remember that one" AHAAHAHAHA best line in game hahahahha....... you had to be there.... SM00V OPERATOR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) When you play as Franklin in the mission ''Complications'' and fail to sneak into Michael's mansion. The tennis coach: ''HEEELP ...HE IS BLACK!!!!! '' Edited June 8, 2015 by alex3 UshaB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Vlad Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) "The f*ck has happened? Why do you have his car?" "That piece of turd, huh? No wonder people stabbing him in the back..." "What happened?" "Cheap bastard. You know, I really don´t know why you mess around with people like that, Mikey. I mean, I really don´t..." "Trevor! Answer the f*cking question!" "I asked for a fair day´s pay after a fair day´s work. Then he kinda got a little angry, so...I admit, I kinda got a little angry too." "Did you kill him?" "What kind of f*ckin' animal do you take me for? No, I didn´t kill him. But I did kidnap his wife!" Although Trevor is too over the top, he has his hilarious moments. I love Michael´s reaction when Trevor opens the trunk, each time I don´t know if I should laugh or feel bad for poor Mikey. Edited June 8, 2015 by Doctor Ray UshaB and Homicidal Hipster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) "The IAA building... You f*cking kidding me after the spat I had with those agency men!?" Edited June 9, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 " where the f*ck is tracey townley huh? tracey f*cking de santa f*ck, screw this where the f*cks Lazlow" Uncle Vlad, theGTAking101 and SM00V OPERATOR 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V OPERATOR Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Random switch to trevor: (driving behind cyclists) "You think you own the road don't cha! You peddling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. GO TO FRANCE WITH YOUR BICYCLES! Ride up a mountain, look down at people, f*ck your own sister, and wear some clothes that leave something to the imagination. I CAN SEE YOUR ANAL POLYPS THROUGH THERE!PEDAL!PEDAL FOR ME! PEDAL YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT! Theres a car coming. Get out the f*cking way! (upon ramming cyclist) BOOM!" I hate cyclists too trevor. Uncle Vlad and Homicidal Hipster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSnow176 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) And also in my signature, said by Michael: This Also this: And also: Trevor: I've met tougher boy scouts... In fact, I've met tougher girl guides. Trevor: Is it true that you share girls around? Cuase I find that kind of creepy. Trevor: Well, my, my, aren't we all very tough? Oh... I'm so s-c-c-c-c-cared. Can't you tell? Trevor: "I'm in a gang. Uh. I'm really tough. So... it's okay when I jerk off with my buddies." Trevor: "Hi. I'm a real individual. So... I joined a gang." Trevor: "I have confused thoughts about other man. So... I stick in a gang with guys, just like me." Trevor: Is the circle jerking stuff as fun as it sounds? And can I join in? Pretty pleaseeeee. Trevor: You make me wanna kill myself. Or you. I can't decide whitch. Oh stop taking things so literally! I was just being ironic... ish. Trevor: You make me sad for humanity. I mean, all the people I've killed, and not you!? Oh come one! I was just joking! Trevor: What a sad thing to dedicate your life to. Being a complete turd. And I must say, you're great at it. Trevor: You're such a hipster. Hipster, hipster, hipster! HIPSTER, HIPSTER, HIPSTER! Trevor: You're so incredibly alternative. Just like any other asshole around here. Trevor: You're just as alternative as a dog turd. I mean, seriously, you're ridiculous. And you can't run either! Trevor: Oh, you're such a turd. And I don't mean that ironically. You're really a turd! Trevor: So we are clear: you look like a tit. I mean a tit or a twat, make your pick. And you run like one too! Trevor: You're part of the problem. You make people hate Americans! And quite frankly, I can see why! Trevor: My, aren't you so cool! Oh, everyone thinks it! I WANNA BE YOUR BEST FRIEND! Trevor: No one is buying the act, my friend. We all think you're an asshole! With nothing to say for yourself! Trevor: The ironic thing isn't working anymore. You just look pathetic. Like the trust fund wheenie you probably are! Trevor: Food is a drug... and you're an addict. I mean, for some it's junk and for you it's CHEESECAKE! Trevor: You're pretty big there, my friend. I'm sure someone loves you! Actually, they probably don't! Trevor: You... are... LARGE, my friend! I mean, large, like a big thing! Trevor: Have you ever tried exercising, pork chop? Trevor: What's your problem, fatso? I SAID, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, FATSO? Trevor: Look at you... you're f-f-f-f-f-f-at. Trevor: Hey, pork chop! How's it going? I said, how's it going, pork chop? Trevor: Pork chop! It's not my fault, I didn't eat all that food! Trevor: Listen, I think you should give up the comfort eating. I mean, somebody probably loves you. ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY! Trevor: Have you ever tried exercising, pork chop? And I don't mean just your arm. [fat person starts running away] Oh, there you go, see! That's not so bad! Trevor: You're massive. I mean, you're f-f-f-f-f-f-at! [fat person starts running away] You'll need more than jogging! Trevor: You're a big hunk o' love, aren't you? A massive, blubbery ball of hot, sexy, chubby lust. [fat person starts running way] Hey, come back here, I was enjoying this though! Trevor: TWAT! Trevor: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY! Trevor: MY-NAME-IS-TREVOR! WHAT-IS-YOUR-NAME? I have clips of Trevor insulting gang members, hipsters & fat people Edited June 9, 2015 by BlackSnow176 Homicidal Hipster and Nendow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 " he's my brother from another mother..... And father" Trevor during hood safari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 "I can't stop jacking, dude, I'm jacking in traffic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woutervanrosmalen Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You f*cking cocksucker - every police officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM00V OPERATOR Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Scoooooooooter brothers... lol. I could listen to the blah blah blah video for about 15 minutes straight for the next 10 years and laugh every minute of it. on a side note - youtube "wackadoodle" for the real life version of trevors blah blah blah... Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "tell me where is says no tug jobs under the table" " left a turd in the pool. code brown" " tell me where it says wear pants on the casino floor" " I wasn't counting cards.... I was cheating" Trevor getting kicked out of a casino Uncle Vlad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "It's Trrrrrrrevor time ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 " my names trevor. whats your name?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "A tank? Really? For one Canadian!?" BlackSnow176 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSnow176 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) "The fancier the gun, the bigger the pussy who owns it." - Trevor Phillips Best line evar. Edited June 10, 2015 by BlackSnow176 Uncle Vlad and Nendow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I've got a protruding hip. its not a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 *grunting noise* nice new tits by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" is that what your calling it now? You and your f*cking yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" is that what your calling it now? You and your f*cking yoga.Did someone say yoga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" is that what your calling it now? You and your f*cking yoga.Did someone say yoga? Nama go f*ck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" is that what your calling it now? You and your f*cking yoga. Did someone say yoga? Nama go f*ck yourself.You gotta control your anger, sister. It's killing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite! Thank you Michael whatever the f*ck our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again!" is that what your calling it now? You and your f*cking yoga. Did someone say yoga? Nama go f*ck yourself.You gotta control your anger, sister. It's killing you. very funny. You know your a real asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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