mcorleone_9015 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "The media and the government would have us believe that torture is some necessary thing. We need it to get information, to assert ourselves. Did we get any information out of you? Exactly!! Torture's for the torturer...or for the guy giving orders to the torturer. You torture for the good times - we should all admit that. It's useless as a means of getting information." Trevor Philips Homicidal Hipster and Big Gta fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 " why you go and slow for the road for dog? Move over so the traffic can flow through" " yeah whatever nigga, I'll let something flow through y'all ass" "I ain't sure that joke works dog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 "You guys make an honest killer like me sick." Townley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc_Marston Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) "My butt's gone numb!" Wade Edited May 17, 2015 by Mc_Marston Payne Killer, NebulaHD and theGTAking101 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) "Oh, you're f*ckin'-A right it's sarcasm. You f*ck! A few weeks ago I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat f*cking broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor f*cking chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from f*cking terrorists! Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck, but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you c*nts!" -Michael De Santa Edited May 17, 2015 by Cutter De Blanc Payne Killer, Sussus Amongus and theGTAking101 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous and sad Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 'Ha gangster sh*t'. ' Look, we do what we gotta do to survive T"- this quote truly defined micheal in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigsters Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I loved all the lines after Friends Reunited on the road trip with Wade and going to Los Santos I liked the mind f*ck skull comment of Trevor's when he was talking to Wade and Wade's response , I just want to be Wade "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront 1954 M.Brando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 "We cared about people for far too long, I'm not extending a helping hand, I'm giving you all the finger, vote for me, Jock Cranley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 " you beat me to the air strip I'll butcher your carcass and wrap ya in cheese cloth" -Trevor in nervous ron Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGDUSH Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "Who the f*ck do you think you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Lester- " you know for a bunch of mid west stickup artist you sure have turned into a bunch Whiney, west coast douchbags" Franklin- " what the f*ck is wrong with the west coast?" Lester-" oh nothing I love it here, everyone's so numbed by the sun that if you use a three syllable word they think your a professor" Franklin- " man f*ck you" Trevor- " YEAH f*ck YOU YOU HIGHTY MIGHTY WEASEL. You don't talk down to these f*cking idiots" Michael- "hey! Leave Lester alone" Trevor- " oh you and lester together. Now that makes f*cking sense" Haha365 and Cutter De Blanc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "Oh for f*cks sake, man! You're all a**holes, man I gotta go calm down, homie, this sh*t was really illuminating." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Trevor- " ohhhh my N-word, ha ha ha, wassup homie, huh" ( attempts to jump over fence but trips and lands flat on his face. Then franklin bursts out laughing) Trevor- " is that how you act huh, when a friend makes a mistake, really" Franklin- " no" Trevor- " oh what... so it's just me getting hurt, is that funny?" Franklin- " no man"( continues laughing) Trevor- " WELL f*ck YOU. I'm gonna put you in the f*cking ground you laugh at me again.... I've met a lot of assholes in my life but you, you're not long for this world if this is the way you f*cking act, you little jumped up motherf*cker" -Trevor and franklin in fresh meat ( This scene was actually improvised due to Trevor falling on the fence. During the motion capture, Steven Ogg tripped on the fence and shawn fonteno broke out laughing. Steven Ogg improvised his freak out reaction and the scene was kept in the game. Haha365 and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 "This is my life's work,since i was a kid i dreamt big,u know? i always wanted to be an international drug dealer and ...weapons trader" Trevor "Cause those f*cking Oneil brothers i hear a little birdie telling me that they have a bit of a problem,since 1 of dem is gonna have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other,f*ck YOU GUYS AND f*ck THEM" Trevor "Democracy only works when it lets intelligent people do what they want" Barry "Half the time my kids cant stand me,the other half my wifes cheating on me,i kill people without remorse,doc,hell,im pretty average for this town,really" Michael "You getting me all emotional now nigga,you might have to stop me from sucking yo dick,nigga" Lamar "YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT VERY f*ckING NICE" Trevor "BACK FROM THE DEAD MOTHERf*ckERS" Michael "MASSAGE ME,MOTHERf*ckER" Trevor "You make my skin crawl,you neo-nazi,ah you are all the same" Simeon "You got something u wanna say?u look like u got something u need to say"Trevor to Clay and Terry "Terror does not take cofee breaks" Dave -"What the f*ck Trevor?" Ortega -This IS the f*ck,my soggy friend" "Oh,see,i give a f*ck,Michael, its a position, a f*cking viewpoint,alright? Like God, like evolution, like anything else,sunshine,boredom,lies,thats what we got,alright?Other people,they have other wolrds,right? But for me,im like a f*cking vulture circling the desert looking for f*cking corpses,u know? A carrion eating motherf*cker" Trevor "You dont like me because you think that im an Arab" Simeon -"Dad,these guys are serious" Tracey -"Yeah,well so am i" Mike Homicidal Hipster, Payne Killer and Haha365 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) "Damn... Evolution in action, that crazy f*cking fool." Edited May 22, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDSTEROK Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Floyd: "whoooo?" Trevor: *kicks door in"Your cousin. He's come to visit you, you rude f*ck. Now get up off the floor and fix me a f*cking drink." Haha365 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliKush Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHQJs7j_60M Edited May 22, 2015 by CaliKush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mute! Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) LMAO. I like the conversation in the car as you drive to do the bank heist. Edit : Oops. Thought I was still in the GTA 4 forums. Edited May 22, 2015 by mute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C64fanatic Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 (edited) Trevor while he is chasing some guy in a car: "Hey it was an accident! His head just came off! I had nothing to do with it!" Wade in a strip bar: "I lost count of how many boobies I've seen" Wade: "Are we nearly there yet?" Trevor: "No, Wade!" Wade: "Are we nearly nearly there?" Trevor: "You keep this up, you're not gonna get there at all." Wade: "Can you tell me a story?" Edited May 23, 2015 by C64fanatic theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WebDeath Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 For me it has to be this..Just the entire conversation on the drive to the bank, and then any conversations during and after are just priceless, especially at the very end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 " I think I might be coming immune to boobies" Wade in vanilla unicorn theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taoofme Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 The proto- hipster dialogue is some of the funniest sh*t in the game to me for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 "It's just cause you have a massive gaper, b*tch!" "You f*cking homo, you're dead, DAD! he said I have a massive... Jimmy called me a b*tch!" Jimmy and Tracey when Franklin sneaks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 " stop your f*cking car" trevor hailing a taxi. C64fanatic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "that officer touched me funny" Lamar in franklin's switch scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCalinX Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Get off your pants and let's f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "Where's the tall dude at!!!?" Franklin looking for Lamar while shooting ballas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 " Michael townley, De santa, De f*ck face. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeisterJazz Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 IM GONNA sh*t DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! Merryweather npc during online Heists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TovarishTony Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 You people are not very f*cking nice - Trevor See this is why we don't win wars anymore - Trevor Look at your girls in matching colors - Trevor On the say on behalf of Trevor Philips Industries what a great job you done - Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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