Cutter De Blanc Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "f*ck you, Dave!" -Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Classic Michael lines "f*cking A!" "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You can't run anymore." "I've been in this game for a lot of years. I got out alive, that makes me the right age. You want my advice, give this sh*t up." "I want something that isn't this, you know? This caring about two things at once. I mean, I want to be a good dad, love my family... live the dream... but at the same time... I really want the other stuff, too." Sussus Amongus and Payne Killer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Classic Michael lines "f*cking A!" "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You can't run anymore." "I've been in this game for a lot of years. I got out alive, that makes me the right age. You want my advice, give this sh*t up." "I want something that isn't this, you know? This caring about two things at once. I mean, I want to be a good dad, love my family... live the dream... but at the same time... I really want the other stuff, too." " Why don't you just shut your mouth before I close your f*cking windpipe ? " Steve Haines FTW ! Edited May 7, 2015 by SuperGTFan LordRaijin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Classic Michael lines "f*cking A!" "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You can't run anymore." "I've been in this game for a lot of years. I got out alive, that makes me the right age. You want my advice, give this sh*t up." "I want something that isn't this, you know? This caring about two things at once. I mean, I want to be a good dad, love my family... live the dream... but at the same time... I really want the other stuff, too." " Why don't you just shut your mouth before I close your f*cking windpipe ? " Steve Haines FTW ! "you will show me and my team some RESPECT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Classic Michael lines "f*cking A!" "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You can't run anymore." "I've been in this game for a lot of years. I got out alive, that makes me the right age. You want my advice, give this sh*t up." "I want something that isn't this, you know? This caring about two things at once. I mean, I want to be a good dad, love my family... live the dream... but at the same time... I really want the other stuff, too." " Why don't you just shut your mouth before I close your f*cking windpipe ? " Steve Haines FTW ! "you will show me and my team some RESPECT"" The jokes stops now , pal " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daines001 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 ''Aaaarghhh Michael !!!!! I thought I was with one judas, and I was surrended by them, you fake motherf*ckers, If you wan't me, come get me, if you want to kill me, just take a f*cking shot'' - Hypocrite Philips few seconds before he died in flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 "As flawed, awful, totally uncomfortable and poorly matched friends" Big Gta fan and Cutter De Blanc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0SS4NT0SK1LL3RV Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 "Hey Devin... Goodbye my old friend, thanks for all the advice." - Michael Shadowfennekin, jippa_lippa, Big Gta fan and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigsters Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 *Purple chapel agents*. homeless drunk blirps out when Franklin and Lamar hope a fence during Repossession, I think he thought they where Balla gang members "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." On the Waterfront 1954 M.Brando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 " Do you know where we could have been if this guy hadn't come along ? " " We wouldn't be sharing the take is where we would be . " " WE WOULD BE SHARING A JAIL CELL ! " Packie Mcreary and his partner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 " this is not a game to me, this is a f*cking way of life." " I got a f*cking family" "Oh yeah well I got nothing, No one gives a f*ck about me" - Michael and trevor in bury the hatchet Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvarez Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 "Wow, we're really in the wrong branch" - Michael saying hearing about distribution of tax money. "Nah, we only signed the wrong contracts" - Lester replying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 GANGSTA sh*t NIGGA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MolotovLady Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I like how Lester is putting "Darwinism back in Social Darwinism". I like most of his lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 " I KILL FOR A LIVIIIINNNNG ! " NOOSE guy in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jippa_lippa Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) [Amanda] "Get a centre, Michael" [Michael] "How about you suck my cock? Oh wait, we'll both get a centre, before that ever happens!" Edited May 8, 2015 by jippa_lippa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy1cap Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 "Mine aint nothin special, but this boy gets the job done." -Trevor "Can you just....put your johnson away" -Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 " I'm just a white collar criminal but HIS a real one" Molly Schultz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 -Trevor insulting fat people " you are large my friend" " I could see it being fun, having a bouncy bouncy bouncy" " I'm sure somebody loves you, although I don't know why" " come on where's your sense of humour? Did you eat it" " food is a drug and your an addict. For some it's drugs but for you it's CHEESE CAKE" -Trevor insulting gang members " I'm in a gang, I'm really tough" "Is it true you guys share girls around" " is circle jerking as fun as it sounds" -Trevor insulting muscle men "I bet you got a tiny pee pee" "What exactly are you compensating for buddy" "I bet you got a vagina" " and we both know you want me" The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) When Trevor deliberately crashes on other people's vehicles : "Oh and by the way ,that was entirely your fault!" Edited May 9, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 " my life may be a world of pain, but from here on out its gonna be cool, comfortable air conditioned pain" -Michael at the end of monkey business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSomeBunny Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) My three all time favorites - I actually say the lines on a pretty regular basis:D Jimmy explains trolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ebj07jWmw Lamar and employee of the month Trevor meets undercover agent (series A finale) Edited May 16, 2015 by KatyPerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchxbles Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "Namaste" - Fabien "Nam-a-go-f*ck-Yourself" - Michael theGTAking101, Shadowfennekin and Homicidal Hipster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "Trespassing! that's the most you got on me!" Michael Townley Says that right after shooting a civillian and stealing his SUV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStarr31 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Wade - "That...women...ain't...even....fine." Bwahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "OC Clip! OC Clip! Peace! Peace!" - Lamar Shortly followed by a bullet from Trevor(Or Frank) as OC Clip goes down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZacCoxTV Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather." The line where it all began! theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Chop is that big pile of steaming sh*t for me ? Im drunk but sh*t , I aint getting any drunker. Do I need to get my dick out again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 " Sh*t Stick 3000! " "Use of the Sh*t Stick has been authorized" " MOLESTED " "You're taking it in the can from Al-Qaeda now." Righteous Slaughter 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zodape Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "Namaste" - Fabien "Nam-a-go-f*ck-Yourself" - Michael "I feel like I'm channeling bullsh*t right now." theGTAking101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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