bowbra100 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) A TANK REALLY? For one Canadian! - Trevor Edited April 23, 2015 by bowbra100 Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Some of my favourite michael lines "I always thought I was the good guy" " he's a good kid? A good kid? Why...does he help the f*cking poor. No he just sits on his ass all day.. Smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that f*cking game. If that's our stadard for goodness then no wonder this country's screwed" " how you suck my cock!! Huh no wait we'll both get a centre before that ever happens" " I won't make a good hamburger I only drink green juice" "back from the dead motherf*ckers" "surviving is winning franklin, everything else is bullsh*t, Fairy tales spun by people afraid to look people in the eye, Whatever it takes kid, survive" "a couple of weeks ago I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool. Then my pyscotic best friend comes back outta nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made honest mistakes I made over a decade ago. Us three, our little posse are flat f*cking broke but hey let's go out and spend two million dollars on a totor lift f*cking chopper so we can go steal nerve gas from f*cking terrorist. Excuse me you ignorant f*ck but sarcasm is all I f*cking got, sarcasm and a room full of you c*nts!!" GTA Forums User99521 and SmokesWithCigs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 " Which is a polite way of saying I'm getting robbed , ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME ?" "That's a short sight of saying immature things Mr. Clinton . Let's go " I BOOST CARS , AND POP MOTHERF*CKERS , maturity ain't my real thing " Franklin and Molly at the end of "PACK MAN" Big Gta fan, k0NG3ØRN and Haha365 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swirler Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 OldWorldNomad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastmanonearth Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 ^^^I must say that Trevor`s rampages are the best thing to do in V off-mission. Too bad they aren`t re-doable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Ronson Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 They are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnettVice Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I was here before you...and I'll be here after you. - Franklin Clinton What happens in the dark eventually comes out in the light. - Trevor Phillips Lester's opinion on people from the West Coast. Killing...makes my dick hard! - Random cop Looks like there sh*t...coming out yo mouth. - Random cop theGTAking101, Big Gta fan and Homicidal Hipster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 " I was your b*tch , I could have been staring down the barrel of your gun every f*cking day , YOU MOTHERF*CKER !! " Ahhhh !!! You just keep on telling yourself that , it'll never make you feel any better !! Franklin and Michael in The Time's Come My ultimate favourite one : " you are a racist and I will not sell you this car , I WILL NOT ! You make my skin crawl you neo-nazi " Simeon to Jimmy in "Franklin and Lamar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Some of my favourite franklin lines " What??" I ain't gonna finna let no motherf*cking cat, think he so motherf*cking crazy, run me up a tree, f*ck dat" " send in a couple of sprung niggas clap clap" "Poor me poor me,man pour me a drink nigga" What y'all want me to do? Kill the president? f*ck his wife or somethin? Or invade some f*cking country?" " bitch ass bullsh*t" " what? A black man walking in vinewood you think he Clay PG sellout. You bitch ass punk motherf*cker" GTA Forums User99521 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 This is from the Online Heists but I can't help but giggle each time Trevor says "Dripping bag of mystery meat" in Series A Trash Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) "Eh, what's happening homie ? " "Man , you were right about stretch dog , dude janky as f*ck ! " "After all the scams and attempted homicides , huh, now you say he janky ? " "Well excuse me if i wanna see the best in people , n*gga ? But this serious , homie . I gotta stay low key . " " yeah , you do that. And keep breathing , dog ." FC and LD Edited April 25, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) " I can hear your heartbeat , STOP GETTING SHOT ! " Righteous Slaughter 7 commander . Edited April 26, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastmanonearth Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 "It`s time for Faaaame oooor Shaaaame!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 " most people fall in love with a politician , and as soon as they get elected, they say (wow , this guy is an assh*le) , with me you know from the beginning , I wanna be your assh*le ." Jock Cranley Haha365, Slax_Vice86 and jippa_lippa 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zodape Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 GET OFF MY CONDOOO! wiizardii and Big Gta fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 GET OFF MY CONDOOO! I don't need this..this...this...CRAP!!. wiizardii and Big Gta fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) " you are nothing but a murdering cheating hypocrite , thank you michael for whatever the f*ck our fake last name is , you have ruined my serenity yet again " [amanda] " mom was right about you , you don't know any better and you can't help it but your an assh*le" [Jimmy ] "don't you know how horrible I looked on there , fame or shame is like my whole life and you just ruined it " [ tracey ] " yoga is the answer michael , but what is the question ? " [ fabien ] " only assh*le's retire , michael ! " [ solomon ] " he had betrayed everyone he ever worked with , he has GOT to go " [ devin ] " man , dude was a killer , a theif , a liar , and irratible as sh*t " [ lamar ] " hey guys , vote for her , okay ? or some maniac gonna kill me " [ lazlow ] " why don't you shut your mouth before I close your f*cking windpipe ? the jokes stops now pal , you're gonna show me and my team some respect . " [ steve ] " you know , trevor has a point about you , you whine too much " [ lester ] " set some fat f*ckin' old jackass on me , please ." [ rocco ] " no one is dying on my watch , not even the burnt out bank robber with temper issues and nothing to live for " [ dave ] " HELP ! A MAD MAN COMING !!! " [ molly ] " no I don't want to sleep with you , and no , I don't care that I'm 39 and single , it doesn't worry me a bit , I'm not stressed out at all , now go f*ck yourself " [ mary ann ] " are you even capable of listening , zondar ? kifflom " [ marnie ] " I'm glad you're getting better michael , oh and by the way , phonecall sessions are a bit more expensive " [ dr. Isiah ] " I saw your grave , I mourned you , and then it turns out that everything I f*cking thought about you was wrong , everything , you're not dead , and you're not a man " [ trevor ] " so the plan was feeling sorry for your ass , right? I missed lester saying that sh*t , but sure,let's feel sorry for michael , rich white michael , poor michael who robbed banks for 10 years then got his slate wiped clean , poor michael whose homies get into sh*t with the FIB out of the kindness of their own hearts , put their necks on the line , man where's my get out of jail free card , motherf*cker ? " [ franklin ] Everybody Hates Michael (it's no wonder he headbutted Franklin in The Time's Come ) Edited April 27, 2015 by SuperGTFan wiizardii, Big Gta fan and Homicidal Hipster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaguy95 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Pluto? I said mars ya cocksucker! Drugs,those bastards love to sell drugs.- Steve Haines Suck my dick Steve f*ckin' Haines - random balls character from the underbelly of paradise TV show Is your mother dry when you womp chicka womp? - young redneck in Trevor's first rampage cutscene. Always cracks me up when trevor responds "womp chicka womp, what the f*ck is that huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 One of my favourite Michael and trevor conversations Michael-" you know there's more to this gig then just going crazy all the time, killing everyone in sight" Trevor- " just cause I like a life, and you feel guilty about it, dosen't make you more of a man than me. And I know deep down you believe the bullsh*t. The picket fences the f*cking happy endings" Michael- " and your street philosophy bullsh*t that's gotten you real far, oh yeah you've achieved perfect balance" Trevor- " balance? You've gone man. tens years in the sun your brain has melted. You says words that have no meaning. What is balance? Huh, That I f*cking kill only on the weekends? So Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays I'm doing yoga and meditation, Tuesdays and Thursdays hookers and sticking up joints? You call me mad, f*ck compared to you I'm the sanest motherf*cker I know. SANE SANE SANE SANE SANE. I am so f*cking sane I should open up a f*cking mental health clinic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 "Well, why we don't just ask him then, huh? Hey, hey, cowboy, do you mind that I f*cked your old lady? Sorry, what was that? What? No, no? You don't mind? Oh, because you're a dead man, and the only sentient part of you left is this little bit of brain in the gristle on the end of my boot? Well, thank you very much, cowboy." - Trevor to Terry and Clay after Johnny's death. "Now go, I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both..." - Trevor talking with Ron. "You're looking at it rationally - there are people who are useful to you, and people who ain't, and the people who ain't got to go. Me. I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing." - Trevor to Devin Weston before killing him. "I think I would recognise my own underwear, now give them back!" - Trevor to a random muscle man on Vespucci Beach. "Never eat Indian people!" - Trevor after vomiting in a public fountain. "Massage me, motherf*cker!" - Trevor to Floyd. "Hey, by any chance did you catch crabs at that conference? I hear those conferences are regular little f*ck fests, eh." - Trevor to Debra. "Well, loyalty is important. Let me put it that way... loyalty is important. I mean, that's the only code you need. Loyalty is the code. Kill strangers. Protect friends. Eat enemies." - Trevor to Franklin, while hanging out. Shadowfennekin and wiizardii 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 "Next I'll have this thing far up your ass , your tonsils are going to be playing shadow puppets " Michelle/Karen interrogating Mr. K . ( never really got what she meant about the shadow puppets thing ) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 " is there any place in the world I'd rather be? Than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo sea. I said to my wife " bitch I'm going out for a snack" that was ten years ago and I ain't been back. Oh show me the way to sandy shores. I've spent all my money on meth and on whores" - drunk hillbilly in civil border patrol stranger & freak mission. theGTAking101 and Haha365 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp9865 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "Next I'll have this thing far up your ass , your tonsils are going to be playing shadow puppets " Michelle/Karen interrogating Mr. K . ( never really got what she meant about the shadow puppets thing ) . Cause it was a torch/flashlight. so the tonsils will create shadows like you can do with your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 More from my recent playthrough: "Only assholes retire" I just laughed at the silence afterwards. Good one Solomon "f*ck this, I'm not getting caught cause Lester needs a wheelchair." - Trevor "Whoever wins, gets banned." *Trevor knocks out one of the guys* "He's won, ban him" "I can't ban him he's my goddamn husband." "He's old enough to be your son..." "Ain't the internet a beautiful thing?" "You're the most boring criminal ever. Yep, jail is definitely the place for you. For the learning experience alone." Trevor in first Bail Bond theGTAking101 and Homicidal Hipster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 More from my recent playthrough: "Only assholes retire" I just laughed at the silence afterwards. Good one Solomon "f*ck this, I'm not getting caught cause Lester needs a wheelchair." - Trevor "Whoever wins, gets banned." *Trevor knocks out one of the guys* "He's won, ban him" "I can't ban him he's my goddamn husband." "He's old enough to be your son..." "Ain't the internet a beautiful thing?" "You're the most boring criminal ever. Yep, jail is definitely the place for you. For the learning experience alone." Trevor in first Bail Bond My favourite is the last bail bond , " ow, I'm sorry hired mench of the dictatorship , did daddy not love you ? " " ehhhh no ..... DADDY , LEFT ME AT A SHOPPING MALL AND NEVER CAME BACK , SO I BURNED IT TO THE GROUND . " " I lost count of the people I've killed in just the last week , and I'm very happy to add your name to the pile right now . " " so why don't you SHUT your .......mouth " "Okay ... amm .... leave it there ... " Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous and sad Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 The guns and crank in this area go through trevor Phillips enterprise or they Aint going!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackous666 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) "Y'know, as a matter of fact I just did, just ten minutes ago, I saw her on the end of this penis here" OR Michael " So you killed him? "Trevor " What kind of f*cking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him... " Edited May 5, 2015 by Blackous666 Haha365 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 YOU FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PEDESTRIANS!!! wiizardii and Homicidal Hipster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookByDaBook4 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Lester: I Like my banks like I like my women, across the street and unaware i'm looking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "Oh yeah , I downloaded your pictures to the f*cking road, Madison ! . Now grow up and get a boy's name ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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