Homicidal Hipster Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 " Exactly, people have been sh*tting on my kennel for too long" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 "Whassup, fool. Who you callin' a n*gga? "No, I didn't call anyone a n*gga!" *Later that day...* "You try to knife attack me? No one creeps on the J-Dog, my n*ggas!" Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itzreality Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) T- "Jesus, your therapist has a lot to answer for" M- "I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now" T- "Yeah, but I hate you and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy? " Edited July 13, 2015 by Itzreality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "Those f*cking bitches that used to call me "pube head" back in high-school." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Well, They'll be lining up to suck it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMarqstheSpot Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 M: By the way Trevor, how is your mom? T: f*ck. YOU. Hangout dialogue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 " Bye bye.. from me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Well, They'll be lining up to suck it now.You got a TV show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Well, They'll be lining up to suck it now. You got a TV show..." I really don't think I can treat you anymore.. the truth is.. I'm in love with you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Well, They'll be lining up to suck it now. You got a TV show..." I really don't think I can treat you anymore.. the truth is.. I'm in love with you""What the f*ck!???" Edited July 20, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetectivePhelps Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Mike: She's a regular oasis this one, peace and tranquility. lol. I wish I had a divorce option. Hate Amanda anaconda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UptownRider Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 "We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun." - Lester Crest "So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherf*cking f*ck! I grieved for you! You weren't even f*cking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to sh*t on your doorstep, you f*ck!" - Trevor Phillips "I was your bitch! I could've been staring down the barrel of your gun any f*cking day!" - Franklin Clinton "Oh, you're f*cking A-right it's sarcasm! You f*ck! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat f*cking broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor f*cking chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from f*cking terrorists! Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck, but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you c*nts!" -Michael Townley "They say never work with children or animals. Well, I wanna add to that list: never work with actors or directors." -Solomon Richards "Right now, it is life lesson time, pal. You have got to wake up to what is real in this situation, bro. Take me, right? I am opportunity. I'm security. I'm fast cars and blowjobs. I got the world on a plate. Those two clowns...Oh, man, they are the worst kind of disaster that can ever come down. They are a full core meltdown, and you're just standing there, soaking up major radiation. You have got to take stock, man. Make that call, before it's too late." ― Devin Weston "f*ck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and sh*t. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more." - Franklin Flachbau, Heists and Cutter De Blanc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmileyBandito Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) "You keep your mouth shut about this, you hear?" - Gerald Edited July 20, 2015 by Vinewood Villain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 " The Big one!" " The Big one!" " THE BIG ONE!!!!" Heists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 "What's the big one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UptownRider Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "..." - Online Protagonist Heists, Sibbs, XenoxX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "Smells like coyote guts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "When I find that deer who peed on me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 " I'll eat it's warm liver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIEXEL Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Trevor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heists Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "..." - Online Protagonist R* should give the Online protagonist one word to say and everyone will get amazed. It would be like the episode of The Simpsons when Maggie talks. Flachbau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itzreality Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Michael to Trevor "I hear Stockholm syndrome is nice this time of year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "First you take a hostage and go against my advice then you start some kind of high-school romance with her, are you nuts?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 " Franklin, He makes us multi cultural, Lester makes it cyber, we're like modern America, we just get ourselves a gay friend BAM!" theGTAking101 and bloatedsack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 "I didn't want it to come to this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 " f*ck YOU.. FU*K Your Pizza.. f*ck everything it stands for" DIEXEL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) "It will be anti-climatic, the grave's empty! Just some smoke and mirrors..." Edited July 24, 2015 by SuperGTFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 f*ck YOU.. f*ck You GT... Soon enough I WILL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Thelema! Sh*t! He knows! I think he knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 It seems this topic has outlived its purpose. More than half of the lines posted in here aren't even close to "epic". People are just posting whatever line comes to their mind. Time to end this. Have a good day! Flachbau, UptownRider, Algonquin Assassin and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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