SniperBoss111 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "f*ck YOU f*ck YOU f*ck YOU"-Trevor Phillips Sam Sam and sodaddict 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gta fan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) "You forget a thausand thing everyday..make sure this is one of them" Michael de santa. Edited April 22, 2015 by Big Gta fan sivaG, theGTAking101, wiizardii and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidal Hipster Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Some of my favourites of Trevor's Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog riding, shaven headed, fruity leather, chap wearing f*cking assholes I wanna make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast from hove beach to Vespucci. I want country clubs and a depressed wife with blonde hair and a hot little secretary who bounces on my boy. I can be my self out here. Bullying, totally selfish completely reckless do the things that make me me. I hear a little birdie telling me that theirs gonna be a bit of a problem, Since one of them is gonna have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other!!! f*ck YOU GUYS AND f*ck THEM!!!! You said that on the phone!!!!!! What the f*ck is wrong with you!!! Dammit ron!!! Now I'm gonna have to discipline you and you know how I feel about that!!! SmokesWithCigs, The Dedito Gae, wiizardii and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thc_404 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) You had too many... brothers. It's the pause between many and brothers that does it for me. Edited April 22, 2015 by thc_404 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezza. Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "sh*tdick, did ya hear me, ya sh*tdick?" - Random NPC. RIP ????-2013 chappy1cap, MartyFrost, Hover_Mode and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastmanonearth Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "f*ck YOU f*ck YOU f*ck YOU"-Trevor Phillips Yep. That`s it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Trevor: " we're looking for something to steal " Floyd:" sir, I stole a pen in elementary school and I have regreted it ever since " Wade:" Floyd always was a stick in the mud " theGTAking101, k0NG3ØRN, Mr.ClaudeFan and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "I've got a Family" - M "YEA, WELL I, GOT NOTHING!!" - T "No one gives a f*ck about me!!" - T "I do" - M theGTAking101, sodaddict, wiizardii and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomern11 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 And also in my signature, said by Michael: UAL, Beyond72, k0NG3ØRN and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyond72 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) "You're that guy from midget f**kers 22, I know it!" Edited April 22, 2015 by Beyond72 Pedinhuh, k0NG3ØRN, sodaddict and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sov47 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) "Ah n*gga don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n*gga. Maybe if you'd get rid of that ol' yee-yee-ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'd call yo dog ass if she ever stopped f*ckin' with that brain-surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with.... NNIYAGUUH." "When there's some sh*t to be won goddammit I want it, and I don't give a f*ck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin' about? I take no prisoners, I go hard doing this sh*t. Big dog, big nuts. When names is on a motherf*ckin' board, I wanna see my name at the top o' that motherf*cker, and next to it it needs to say... Winner." -Stretch: "This motherf*cker get on my goddamn nerves!" -LD: "N*gga get on my nerves too, man! It's just part of the n*gga charm, man!" "We got yo boy, pay me or pay the funeral director, motherf*cker." "This yo boy LD... Long Dick. Holla at me." and many more of LD's epic and hilarious quotes. Edited April 22, 2015 by Sov47 sodaddict, Mr.ClaudeFan, The Deadite and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golf wang Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "f*ck your pizza"- Trevor Progeekzy, The Dedito Gae, Z i X and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) "You forget a thousand things everyday, just make sure this is one of them." - Michael De Santa "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You just can't run no more." - Michael De Santa "Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is." - Michael De Santa "Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive." - Michael De Santa "I mean, I admit I'm a bad piece of work. But that guy? That piece of sh*t! No boundaries. No sense of when to back off. No nothing! Twenty four seven insanity! Day in and day out! All the time! Never regretted nothing. Never cared for nothing. Well, f*ck him. I mean... there's gotta be a limit, kid. You know? A point where even as*holes like us say enough is e-f*cking-nough. Human stew... that's my limit. I know that now." - Michael De Santa "I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town." - Michael De Santa "Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!" - Michael De Santa Edited April 22, 2015 by The_Ghost Mr.ClaudeFan, Sov47, Big Gta fan and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldn-Bayse Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "AARRRRGGGH IT'S ALL MICHEAL'S FAULT" -Trevor (I had to bring this from the gta memes topic) Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 It's all michael's fault ? Better call Terry and Clay for help ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Zeus Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "Ah n*gga don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n*gga. Maybe if you'd get rid of that ol' yee-yee-ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'd call yo dog ass if she ever stopped f*ckin' with that brain-surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with.... NNIYAGUUH." This had me ROFL. Lamar is pathetically hilarious. Sibbs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GN 92 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "f*ck me in the ass" wiizardii and LotionYogurt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobhthaigh Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "How's it going, pork chop?" "I said how's it going, pork chop?" "Aww where's your sense of humor? Did you eat it?!" - Trevor taunting a fat person "I'm in a gang, uhh! I'm really tough!" "So like it's ok when I jerk off my buddies!" - Trevor taunting gang member "Hey hard man.....f*** you!" "Yeah, I said f*** you" "Ok sugar, hit me!" - Trevor "What exactly are you looking at?" "Because I'm looking at a turd" Trevor taunting police r0llinlacs, wiizardii, SmokesWithCigs and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Trevor to Johnny ** I know, cowboy. I know, man. Gimme a hug, yeah... [hugs Johnny] Shh...[grabs Johnny by the neck and throws him to the ground, throws his beer bottle at Johnny's face, creating a large cut and begins to stomp on his head.] f*cking sh*t! c*nt! c*nt! c*nt! [stomps one more time] Augh, c*nt! [stops stomping on his head] Who the f*ck are you speaking to!?!?? Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh? You f*ck! Cowboy is a John Marsten reference RIP John Marsten and Johnny Klebitz It's reference for Drunken Cowboy, he's the biggest TLAD fan ever. Rockstar just wanted to sh*t on him. I miss both Cowboy and Johnny. Lost, but not forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfennekin Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "Ah n*gga don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n*gga. Maybe if you'd get rid of that ol' yee-yee-ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'd call yo dog ass if she ever stopped f*ckin' with that brain-surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin' with.... NNIYAGUUH." "When there's some sh*t to be won goddammit I want it, and I don't give a f*ck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin' about? I take no prisoners, I go hard doing this sh*t. Big dog, big nuts. When names is on a motherf*ckin' board, I wanna see my name at the top o' that motherf*cker, and next to it it needs to say... Winner." -Stretch: "This motherf*cker get on my goddamn nerves!" -LD: "N*gga get on my nerves too, man! It's just part of the n*gga charm, man!" "We got yo boy, pay me or pay the funeral director, motherf*cker." "This yo boy LD... Long Dick. Holla at me." and many more of LD's epic and hilarious quotes. This whole post...... And now for some Trevor lines. "Now go, I need to meditate.... or masturbate..... or both." "f*ck you. f*ck your pizza, f*ck everything it stands for." "If anyone's going to kill ya old friend, it's going to be me." then..... "Nah, just here for the opportunity." "What's stopping me from taking this car of gold and driving off into the sunset?" "I'll cum in your ear when I get a hold of you" "You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm joking...... you can suck me off." Trevor's dialogue when talking about Lazlow and when he's threatening him. Trevor and Lamar's conversations Trevor telling Devin what he really wants after refusing his offers Michael: Consider this my refund (After he stole the Epsilon money) The Dedito Gae, Mr.ClaudeFan and sivaG 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gta fan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "You forget a thousand things everyday, just make sure this is one of them." - Michael De Santa "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give. You just can't run no more." - Michael De Santa "Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is." - Michael De Santa "Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive." - Michael De Santa "I mean, I admit I'm a bad piece of work. But that guy? That piece of sh*t! No boundaries. No sense of when to back off. No nothing! Twenty four seven insanity! Day in and day out! All the time! Never regretted nothing. Never cared for nothing. Well, f*ck him. I mean... there's gotta be a limit, kid. You know? A point where even as*holes like us say enough is e-f*cking-nough. Human stew... that's my limit. I know that now." - Michael De Santa "I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town." - Michael De Santa "Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!" - Michael De Santa You proved to me that you like michael de santa very much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGTFan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 "Listen to me Steve , no wise cracks , got it ? NO F*CKING CLICHES ! " Michael to Steve Haines "I was your b*tch , I could have been staring down the barrel of your gun every f*cking day YOU MOTHERF*CKER ! " " YOU JUST KEEP ON TELLING YOURSELF THAT , IT AIN'T GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ! Franklin and Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokesWithCigs Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I'm not your g damn cousin!- Floyd. You can have me Monday to Thursday, you can have me on the weekend Floyd Debra will you marry me ?- Trevor Franklins in game dialogue during the construction assassination. Its all on you LD Lanky Dumbass! - stretch Ron if you beat me to the airfield I'll wrap you on cheese cloth and beat you to death!- trevor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokesWithCigs Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Drugs,those bastards love to sell drugs.- Steve Haines Suck my dick Steve f*ckin' Haines - random balls character from the underbelly of paradise TV show Is your mother dry when you womp chicka womp? - young redneck in Trevor's first rampage cutscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1N0D3UTSCHT3K Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) oh this one is easy.... (skip to 1:42) or, in even better form.... Edited July 20, 2015 by S1N0D3UTSCHT3K GTA Forums User99521, sodaddict and chappy1cap 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGr8Cornholio Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) "Kill strangers, protect friends, eat enemies" ~ Trevor Philips while hanging out with Franklin "F*ck, man. He f*cked you. The f*cker got f*cked. Damn, he f*cked the f*cker himself" ~ Lamar to Trevor during Pack Man. And basically the whole conversation when Michael calls Trevor a hipster. Edited April 23, 2015 by TheGr8Cornholio sodaddict and GTA Forums User99521 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Nashton Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) "Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!" -Trevor Philips " Yes, I Hear Stockholm Syndrome is very nice this time of year." -Michael De Santa Edited April 23, 2015 by Edward Nashton GTA Forums User99521 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisciletti Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 "Knock, knock, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!" theGTAking101 and TDLPLAYS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haha365 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) Trevor: "This is my life's work. I mean since I was a little kid, I dreamt big. Y'know, I've always wanted to be international drug dealer and...weapons trader. Alright, so I'm begging you....let's make this happen" Michael: "You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them." Lamar: " That's that Apache blood in me, homie. They lucky I ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherf*ckin' ass." Edited April 23, 2015 by Gigs84 Shrreder, Mr.ClaudeFan, lastmanonearth and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 DIE!!! just f*cking die cocksuckers!! you are all f*cking dead!! -Trevor on rage mode- Homicidal Hipster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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