The Horssmen

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I want to start this off with the reason why our name is 'The Horssmen' instead of The Horsemen. Apparently, Rockstar doesn't have a very detailed swear filter (I don't know why they have one at all, they've broken the record for most amount of times the word 'f*ck' was used in a video game, not to mention that you can literally buy a prostitute an- nevermind) so they aren't allowing us to use The Horsemen as our name because it includes the word 'semen'.

 

Alright, I get it. Quit your laughing.

 

So, we are The Horssmen, and we ride like your wife. We're sort of a jack of all trades crew, very motley. Bikers, gangsters, paramilitary, psychopaths, or whatever you feel like. We do have one requirement, though. Keep it classy.

Loyalty means everything to us, so if you're ever in need of help with anything, we've got your back. We only ask that you return the favor for one another. Muscle cars are a preferred choice of vehicle, but as I said, whatever you feel like.

 

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_horssmen

 

Thank you, and happy riding, friends.