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Things you hear on an open mic


DeathBySybian
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DeathBySybian

I want to know if you've overheard anything interesting on Kinect or a open mic in general.

 

I heard a guy get in a fight with his gf, and she started actually fighting him, physically. So ghetto

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I've heard quite a few young kids slapping the fun stick even heard a French guy play an entire retro porno movie over the mic. Bender was in that lobby laughing at him too, very funny lobby.

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"MOM f*ck OFF YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY VIRGIN TIME. f*ckING DUMB BITCH" He cut off after that so I'm assuming his mother unplugged his sh*t.

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Nah nah nah Gta 6

"Shut up"

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"Turn that damn game off now"

"Mom.. Stop, I'm just.."

 

*player has left*

 

"Is anybody a modder in here"

"Modders?"

 

And my favourite was some guy talking dirty to the strippers. Weird as f*ck.

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CrysisAverted

"hey- *GUNSHOT* "

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2 people talking in Norwegian ''person 1: How old are you? Are you a man or woman? person 2: I am 16, and I am a boy but I am going to get a sex-change when I am 18''

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Squirrel__Army

Heard a couple getting it on, she was being very vocal. Sounded painful actually, naturally I told my friends and a few of them descended on the session to listen in, purely because of how bad it sounded.

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MagicNarcosis

"Well my dad can kick your moms ass because my mom never wins!"

 

Well damn.... :O

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Well, I know that Katie should NOT go to Tescos with Kevin. You can't trust Kevin in a supermarket.

 

I also know that Katie went to Tescos anyway, so god knows what Kevin ended up doing.

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OldMagickBeard

I was in a session a few days ago and some foreign sounding guy kept saying "EAT DAT POOSY!" over and over. I probably should have muted him, but his accent amused me.

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Well, I know that Katie should NOT go to Tescos with Kevin. You can't trust Kevin in a supermarket.

 

I also know that Katie went to Tescos anyway, so god knows what Kevin ended up doing.

Haha, good ol' tescos, steak slices mmm..

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RichNuggetBmw

mom ''(sons name)''

son ''yea''

mom '' come''

son '' hold on give me me five minutes''

mom '' no come now''

son'' im on the game i cant pause it im online''

mom'' so would you rather i turn it off now''

son'' no im coming'' says this for 5 minutes over and over

___ has left the lobby

 

guess mom caught on and disconnected

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WhiteFishyStick

"Are you a litlle gaybooooy? You gaaaayboooooii, you are a little gAy booooooi"... Continues for a good 20min non stop.

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I recently heard some messed up 15-17yo fat yank kid, having some kinda break down as he was losing a freeroam free4all... Was talking in a psycho voice, in 3rd person... Saying things like "no no don't let them kill you, not this again, you are a pussy, fight back David!!", then this kid piped up, he was also a yank and sounded about 9 or so.

 

He was laughing at him in such an infectious way i parked up and listened for about 30mins... He was at first saying things like "dude its just a game, don't get so angry" but the nutty kid was retaliating (in 3rd person still) "David, are you gonna take this off a sh*t eating kid?? No rip off his head and sh*t into his skull" etc....then the younger kid was just giggling at him telling him he needed to get help and take his meds etc lol...

 

He also pointed out he is putting the whole thing on youtube, i only hope he had a capture card, i recorded the whole thing only to find voices don't record lol :(

 

Strange thing is, nutty kid ended up calming down, and the other kid ended up adding him as a friend etc lol :( Ruined the "vibe" !!

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Zoots Remuvah

I think I might have actually insufflated on open mic last night... >.<

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Young white kids singing hard core gangsta rap.


I recently heard some messed up 15-17yo fat yank kid, having some kinda break down as he was losing a freeroam free4all... Was talking in a psycho voice, in 3rd person... Saying things like "no no don't let them kill you, not this again, you are a pussy, fight back David!!", then this kid piped up, he was also a yank and sounded about 9 or so.

He was laughing at him in such an infectious way i parked up and listened for about 30mins... He was at first saying things like "dude its just a game, don't get so angry" but the nutty kid was retaliating (in 3rd person still) "David, are you gonna take this off a sh*t eating kid?? No rip off his head and sh*t into his skull" etc....then the younger kid was just giggling at him telling him he needed to get help and take his meds etc lol...

He also pointed out he is putting the whole thing on youtube, i only hope he had a capture card, i recorded the whole thing only to find voices don't record lol :(

Strange thing is, nutty kid ended up calming down, and the other kid ended up adding him as a friend etc lol :( Ruined the "vibe" !!

Yank?

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CaptainMental

Last night I heard something like this

 

Mom: "You go to bed now!"

Kid: "No, please, just another five minutes."

Mom: "Go to bed now, its late!"

Kid: "Mooom!"

 

Me: "Hey kid, listen to your mom, go to bed!"

 

I felt good afterwards, made me realize parenting is not so difficult after all. Maybe I will adopt a chinese boy with cleft palate.

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I once heard some guy saying threats to some other player that killed him.He was talking about finding him and killing his family and stuff like that.

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ArcadeWilliamz

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Legate Meridius

I play as a female character and once heard a kid tell the other people in a session that I was his girlfriend. I wish I had gotten on mic to let him know I'm really a guy.

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Zoots Remuvah

I play as a female character and once heard a kid tell the other people in a session that I was his girlfriend. I wish I had gotten on mic to let him know I'm really a guy.

 

 

I know the feeling.. I pity them not realising there's a 6ft4 wildly bearded semi-Scotsman on the other side of the connection/avatar.. :D

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP F*CKIN KILLING ME YOU BITCH ASS NI**ER, I'LL FIND YOU AND CAP YO ASS".

 

Wise words from a kid that I came across when I spawned in after doing The Fleeca Job with a random.

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The dude who walked into the bathroom with his mic on and took a leak naked gun style takes the cake for me.

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MASTER GABE 202

"Turn that damn game off now"

"Mom.. Stop, I'm just.."

 

*player has left*

 

"Is anybody a modder in here"

"Modders?"

 

And my favourite was some guy talking dirty to the strippers. Weird as f*ck.

One time I heard, "MOM! I DIDN'T sh*t ON THE TOILET SEAT! f*ck YOU!" Said kid. "OH YEAH?" Said his mom. *smashing sounds* then he left the game.

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