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Things the people of Los Santos say...


Jammsbro
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...that Mr Madrazo sure has a lot of friends. He always as people over. And they sit outside of his house for ages before going in.

 

 

The Army must be in town, that's the thirty-fifth one of those armoured cars I've seen this hour. Looked like a kid was driving it.

 

 

Hmm, the police appeared to be in a shootout with that armed man. Wonder why they stopped and walked away like that.

 

 

Look at that, there appears to be a pedestrian standing in the middle of the road. I shall murder him by driving straight f*cking into him.

 

 

How many f*cking people actually live in that Eclipse tower? I swear there can't be more than 200 apartments in there...

 

 

 

 

 

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TheGoodSgtScooter

Maybe I should move out of Los Santos, and go to Paleto Bay. Way less tanks over there.

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"How the F*ck does everyone own a Chrome Zentorno?"

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It's a city where a Blista is a rare car and Zentorno's and Turismo's are common as hell.

 

And insurance companies must be near bankrupt

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"Nice Car, sh*tdick! Did ya hear me, sh*tdick?!"

 

"Ooh what a nice car about to drive past me, better pull in front of them"

 

"Oh yay, another fighter jet dogfight"

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Nah nah nah Gta 6

Woah, that guy is wearing the exact same clothes as the guy I just killed!

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Hector Tavares

"Wow! Look at this lovely Oracle I found while in the depths of hillbilly hell!"(Sandy Shores)

 

"Gee, look at this awesome Infernus I found in a parking lot! Sucks that there's a magical spell casted on it to prevent me from opening the door to LSC.."

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Hooker: "Wow this guy's worth some money, driving a chrome Adder. Doubt I'll get any trouble from him!"

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middevonclown

"Every time I buy a coffee, some guy points an RPG at me and I drop it all over the sidewalk."

 

"Why is my garden full of the flaming hulks of Police helicopters?"

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Shadowfennekin

"That guy just crashed into a street lamp, let's kill his ass" - Ballas member

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hey there is someone in a wall breech, let's go see what they are up too. i'm sure they won't shoot, they're only shooting cops.

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Smooth Longsack

"I'm smelling your dick when you get home!"

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Sir Michael

"You look like a tranny!" - Every NPC and player when they see a female character.

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Nah nah nah Gta 6

"You mah 18793794749th dude, right?"

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RAZORFACEJONES

I dressed my guy up like 47 from Hitman and and NPC said, "You uncreative piece of sh*t!". :(

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xXepicjasaXx

"This city has an unlimited supply of police officers, i saw 72 cars cafter one guy!"

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All Those Chickens

"That's the third Hydra I've seen in the last 5 minutes."

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'Look honey, two men just fell out of the sky and started shooting eachother while a man on a scooter wearing a cat? Mask just wheelied by and blew everything up.

Wanna play some golf?'

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I didn't know the speed limit had been raised to 200mph in the city centre....

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VeraVanderpump

"After we arrest that guy/lady who just killed hundreds of people, we should let them go. But be sure to impound their vehicle. That should teach 'em a lesson"- every police officer ever

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"Why doesn't someone dig out that damn makeshift ramp next to the freeway tunnel so cars can no longer jump the fence?"

-All Fort Zancundo personnel.

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prestonchan

"this is the 74357304570347503 th Lazer Jet we lost in this month......commander must be very upset"

 

"this is my best work yet, and I can make your short hair back to pony tail."

 

homeless in LS don't pick up alum. can for money, they pick up bullet shells....

 

"w-e-l-c-o-m-e t-o s-u-b u-r-b-e-n....you don't need me" says the girl in down town sub urben

 

"we have enough rebel already!!!" says the guy in ANY LSC

 

"we are considering not to provide claim service for super cars, I have 100 calls every second, I have enough!! and by the way, I work on the 911 hotline too" says the MMI operator

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Cackling Jack

Sh*t! Every store In LS I go to has been robbed honey!

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