Open Letter to [insert name]

[Kushology]

Dear FaZe and Optic clans on SC

 

Go the f*ck back to Call of Duty.

[Silver le Belge]

Dear Die Hard,

 

You rock.

 

Especially when that guy was on the roof.

 

PS: Do you know Mad Max?

[prestonchan]

Dear GiantsGiants,

I just want you to know, my 4 years old son thinks your cars are ugly.

 

when we were looking at the some car thread and whenever it comes to your car, my son said

"wow this one is ugly"

"you dont like lime green?"

" this one is ugly, can we see next?"

 

best regards

a father with better taste

[Vik]

Dear Cops,

 

Why is that if I pull out a homing launcher,you dont give a sh*t,But if im driving and YOU hit ME you try to blow my brains off?

 

 

 

What the f*ck is your problem,do you have OCD or something?

 

Not f*cking sincere,

 

Vik

[MGCrash]

Dear user reading this

Go outside

Best regards

A nobody

[Pentalarc]

Dear Fusillade.

 

Please stop looking like a car it would actually be worth stealing and reselling. I keep seeing what looks like a good car from a distance, and then when I get close enough to see that ribbed hood, I am filled with enough angst that screamo bands suggest I should have some cookies and cheer up.

 

Signed:

A car thief.

[Elder Maxson]

Dear dollar rims

 

Why do you exist? You make every car instantly ugly.

 

Sincerely,

Everyone except Giantsgiants

Edited June 23, 2015 by Scott the Dick

[AWolf]

Dear Random Driver,

Thank you for running me over. And driving off without asking about my wellbeing. As I type this to you, I am holding a Sticky Bomb for your nice looking Dominator. Enjoy the fireworks. -AWolf

[LeakyLine]

Dear iChang and LBCWorldWide

 

Stop signing your f*cking posts, it makes you look like total douchebags.

 

Regards, a user who's tired of seeing signed posts.

[MGCrash]

Dear. the people in charge of the cars and what can and can't be sold

Let me buy a spolierless comet
A hardtop stallion.
A worn colored car.
And de duke ol death with a side of Slamvan

Best regards.
Every single GTA player who is a car collector in the game

Ps you oh so rock

Usually ass kissing works

[paperbagdude]

Dear Rockstar developers.

 

Can you please add longer hairstyles for females, so my character won't look like a soccer mom or macho lesbian? Also more afro-textured hair so my black character doesn't look like a South Asian dude?

 

Thanks.

Edited June 23, 2015 by paperbagdude

[Dagger311]

Dear low rank players,

 

Please stop trying to destroy my $3,000,000 jump jet with small-arms fire. It's not going to work. All you're doing is giving me an excuse to kill you repeatedly. Even if you do manage to disable my jet, I will then land and commence the bloodbath on foot.

 

Sincerely, Zack.

[prestonchan]

Dear LSC,

I just want to sell my pre 1.07 entity, is good, is fully upgraded, just happen I dont want it now, AND WHY DONT YOU TAKE IT?

 

Sincerely, a Entity dust cleaner

[Grand Theft Amanda]

Dear prestonchan,

Selling a pre 1.07 Entity is hella stupid.

Out of sixty cars, this is the one you need to sell?

If I could buy that car, I would give you five millions for it.

Because they are pure rarities.

 

Signed with love,

 

Amanda