Open Letter to [insert name]

[Shaundi.]

Dear Professionals gang member,

 

You're not a f*cking Marine anymore, nor are you going to kill me and I ain't sucking your lead.

[chappy1cap]

Dear Pegasus,

 

Why won't you let me change the order in which I select which vehicle I'd like?

It would help me out a lot.

 

THANKS

 

Dear every player I see online,

 

You know there are other outfits besides "military gear" and suits.

Just sayin, wearing the same thing can get a little smelly. Change it up.

 

THANKSSS

Edited April 22, 2015 by Airsoft220

[fw3]

Dear Pegasus,

 

Why won't you let me change the order in which I select which vehicle I'd like?

It would help me out a lot.

 

THANKS

 

Dear every player I see online,

 

You know there are other outfits besides "military gear" and suits.

Just sayin, wearing the same thing can get a little smelly. Change it up.

 

THANKSSS

 

Dear ,

 

I completely agree about the Pegasus ordering. I also wish they'd permit us to sell off Pegasus junk, like the $1M Dump Truck. <sigh>

 

And I agree about the outfits. The Flight Pilot "look" was so August 2014.

 

Cheers,

 

fw3 (and fw2?)

 

 

 

[FlexPiTo]

Dear GTA Forums,

 

I love you. Your website is awesome and has helped me a lot with my GTA online career. Ever since I discovered you, I have learned a lot about gta online and have met and played with some really cool people that I now play with on a regular basis.

 

Thanks to your "Find a lobby & meetups" section, heists are very much enjoyable for me as I've rarely ever had to play heist with randoms. On your beautiful site is where we found one of the guys that helped us complete the criminal mastermind challenge.

 

Your users are wonderful as well. They come here to help others or create entertaining threads. Even the douchebags that like to come here to troll or disrespect others hold a special place in my heart. It's the place nearest to my ass but it's still a place in my heart.

 

Thank you GTA Forums, for all that you do.

 

xoxo,

FlexPiTo

[All Those Chickens]

Dear heist guy, aka Agent 14, Jeff, 'the arrogant asshole' (is also what some call you),

 

I think you're a good guy, m'kay? But how many times must we rescue Rashkovsky from the prison? I've got him out at least 17 times now, tell him how Los Santos works for goodness sakes, he's not allowed to randomly run across the street, that is how you get put behind bars. How he doesn't know this I'll never muster. I feel that we should have Officer Manlyman talk to your friend here about Los Santos laws and conditions.

 

Thanks.

 

Also,

 

TELL US YOUR SECRATS!

 

Yours faithfully,

 

alexthingy

[TeammateHelper]

Dear Agent 14,

 

We got him out. We are in the plane, for an entire hour already.

 

Do f*cking something about these cops. We know you're IAA, you assmuncher. We literally do not get paid enough for this sh*t.

 

f*ck you,

TeammateAssist

[Giantsgiants]

Dear Los Santos Customs,

 

Thank you for offering a wide variety of bright colors. They really help make my vehicles stand out from the crowd. I've gotten all sorts of responses to my cars and whether they're praise or haze, I enjoy reading them.

 

From a customer of yours,

Giantsgiants

[sweat pants boner]

Dear, mexicans.

 

Keep up the good work

[Anubis871]

I'm pretty sure "Mendozas been hit" came from the Professionals and not Merryweather.

I've heard the Merryweather guys yell that a few times so just assuming it was them.

[fw3]

Dear, mexicans.

 

Keep up the good work

 

Dear @sweat pants boner,

 

Your reply and the pic are of the very funny, right there!

 

Also, not for nothing, you might have the best username ever.

 

Thank you,

 

fw3

[Lord DC]

Dear Insurgent Gunners

 

I am in a tank.

Just because I'm sitting on the bridge blowing cops up doesn't warrant you to come over and try to flex your e-peen. You'll get swiftly blown up and I'll laugh all the way to the Pacific Standard.

[VanessaMagick]

Dear the officers at the Los Santos Police Department,

 

That was not my f*cking fault. Accidentally running over a civilian woman in a squad car is a cause for alarm, not an authroization of deadly force on her.

[A Maned Wolf]

Dear LSC,

 

Please stop letting your valued customers put white-walled tires on every single vehicle.

Its tacky and pisses off the low-rider community.

 

Thank you,

Rep from SASEVC (San Andreas Sport & Exotic Vehicle Club)

[Giantsgiants]

Dear Karin,

 

Thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle. I'm talking about your armored Kuruma. It has become such a valuable asset to my garage. It's made many contact missions and heist setups a thousand times easier than before. In fact, my team was able to get through most of the heist setups and complete the Criminal Mastermind Challenge thanks to your marvelous work of machinery. Oh yes, and your vehicle has helped me boost my K/D ratio in freemode as well. I can do drive-bys on people while their bullets can't hit me.

 

So thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle.

 

 

Albany will still be my favorite car brand though.

 

 

From an armored Kuruma user,

Giantsgiants

 

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Dear Karin,

 

Thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle. I'm talking about your armored Kuruma. It has become such a valuable asset to my garage. It's made many contact missions and heist setups a thousand times easier than before. In fact, my team was able to get through most of the heist setups and complete the Criminal Mastermind Challenge thanks to your marvelous work of machinery. Oh yes, and your vehicle has helped me boost my K/D ratio in freemode as well. I can do drive-bys on people while their bullets can't hit me.

 

So thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle.

 

 

Albany will still be my favorite car brand though.

 

 

From an armored Kuruma user,

Giantsgiants

 

Dear Giantsgiants....

 

I think you should understand how your kill/death ratio has been so nicely boosted by using your armoured Kuruma.

 

I do not think it is because of your armour shell, more likely it is because you burn the retinas of anyone who looks at that Kuruma! The sheer amount of white has temporarily blinded me and left me seeing faint after images.... Anyone shooting at the car will surely be firing blind!

 

Yours.

 

Sikee Atric.

[sweat pants boner]

 

Dear, mexicans.

 

Keep up the good work

 

Dear @sweat pants boner,

 

Your reply and the pic are of the very funny, right there!

 

Also, not for nothing, you might have the best username ever.

 

Thank you,

 

fw3

 

haha thanks. good topic!

[Shrreder]

Dear Karin,

 

Thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle. I'm talking about your armored Kuruma. It has become such a valuable asset to my garage. It's made many contact missions and heist setups a thousand times easier than before. In fact, my team was able to get through most of the heist setups and complete the Criminal Mastermind Challenge thanks to your marvelous work of machinery. Oh yes, and your vehicle has helped me boost my K/D ratio in freemode as well. I can do drive-bys on people while their bullets can't hit me.

 

So thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle.

 

 

Albany will still be my favorite car brand though.

 

 

From an armored Kuruma user,

Giantsgiants

 

Dear Giantsgiants,

 

fook your ugly af cars and customization. It makes me vomit piss.

 

From (with much disregard)

Shrreder.

[FlexPiTo]

Dear Karin,

 

Thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle. I'm talking about your armored Kuruma. It has become such a valuable asset to my garage. It's made many contact missions and heist setups a thousand times easier than before. In fact, my team was able to get through most of the heist setups and complete the Criminal Mastermind Challenge thanks to your marvelous work of machinery. Oh yes, and your vehicle has helped me boost my K/D ratio in freemode as well. I can do drive-bys on people while their bullets can't hit me.

 

So thank you for producing such a wonderful vehicle.

 

 

Albany will still be my favorite car brand though.

 

 

From an armored Kuruma user,

Giantsgiants

 

 

A wonderful vehicle it is.

 

Let the haters hate my fellow mastermind, let the haters hate.

[BoJack Cognac]

Dear Rockstar,

 

I am really glad you still allow players to report others for Hate Speech.

I mean, I am absolutely thrilled that you gave players the power to disable someone's microphone based on an arbitrary reason.
Keep up the good work.

[HirsuteDave]

To my dearest Y button,

 

I pressed you with the honest intention to get into my car, yet somehow, you decided to hijack a police car with police in it.

 

Subsequently, I died.

 

Your efficiency is now in question, and I may have to resort to walking more often.

 

Respectfully,

 

fw3's thumb

 

P.S.

 

While we are in my garage, depressing you is a signal that I would indeed like to get in the vehicle I'm currently next to, not the one next to it, or the one on the other side of the garage.

Edited April 24, 2015 by HirsuteDave

[fw3]

Dear Rockstar,

 

I am really glad you still allow players to report others for Hate Speech.

I mean, I am absolutely thrilled that you gave players the power to disable someone's microphone based on an arbitrary reason.

Keep up the good work.

Dear @BoJack Cognac,

 

While I agree, wholeheartedly, regarding the reporting ability, I question the effectiveness of it. It seems that reports go into an abyss, unless there's a multitude of complaints against an individual. I mean, say someone reported you once. It's doubtful any action would be taken; yet, if 100 people reported you, obviously a large flag might be raised about your behavior.

 

I look at my "rep" on the XBox 360 and it's bad. I've been voted "Avoid Player" by about 90% of the people whom I've played with. That all comes from when I played GTAIV Multiplayer and people got so offended if you played aggressively. I never received any notifications of being "reported," but my guess is that if that many people voted that I was "too aggressive" or showed "unsportsmanlike conduct" in a game that promotes such behaviors, it was likely that someone, at some point, reported me. Again, if they did, it went into the abyss and not to me.

 

Even the current "Kick Player" system is poor. It takes nearly a whole lobby to vote out one chemically unbalanced player.

 

That's where that "Mute" option is so great. I use it just about every time I play, whether because of a squawking 10 year old or a swearing 30 year old. It works like a charm in shutting offensive players down.

 

Anyhow, just my thoughts. Cheers!

 

fw3

[Sky_Light12]

Dear San Andreas Law

why the f*ck do you after me for " crashing the plane " ? i've bail out of the plane because the engine is dead . it's not like terrorist act but just blame someone who shot the plane's turbine

 

sincerely

Insane Troll

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

To my Dearest Rockstar,

 

Where is the Beyonce music this game definitely would appreciate some of her music

 

Sincerely, the biggest yonce fan of GTA Forums

[DS_NEO]

Dear Ammunation clerk,

 

Why the f*ck did you shoot me!?

I did not attack you! it was the f*ckin' Kid with the ugly chromed Zentorno outside shooting at the door!

 

Sincerely,

Neopolitan

Edited April 24, 2015 by Neopolitan

[terabaapkabaap]

Dear @Giantsgiants

Do your own thing. Play the game the way you like it.
Sincerely
Someone who doesn't understand the unnecessary hate
PS: You all criticizing him ain't top car designers either so dress your cars the way you like it and let everyone else do their own thing.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Dear @Giantsgiants

Do your own thing. Play the game the way you like it.

Sincerely

Someone who doesn't understand the unnecessary hate

PS: You all criticizing him ain't top car designers either so dress your cars the way you like it and let everyone else do their own thing.

 

Dear terabaapkabaap,

 

I judge a car on the individual merits of that vehicle and not the owner....

 

In the case of the Armoured Kuruma, I have seen worse examples and colour schemes on the streets of Los Santos, but the white was so bright it was too overpowering! If there was a better choice of secondary colour to darken the armour and lower the tone, it may have been acceptable.

 

As for Giantsgiants as a car colour chooser, his choices are usually a little outlandish and sometimes tasteless, but I will carry on viewing his cars on a car for car basis.... He is free to carry on playing the game as he sees fit.

 

As for car colour choices, I submit a few of my own designs as a comparison. The first one is of my Warrener, on which the colours are based off the Ford Escort Mexico from the late 1960's and I think they look very similar from the rear view....

 

 

 

 

If I receive criticism for my car colour and style choices, I will accept them and work to improve my choices next time.

 

Yours,

 

Sikee Atric.

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

Dear Rockstar,

 

Please stop fixing things you officially said you are not going to fix.

 

Sincerely, gate glitch Oleg.

[VanessaMagick]

OP: Write an open letter to anyone of your choosing!

 

GTAForums: [argues with each other]

[terabaapkabaap]

 

Dear @Giantsgiants

Do your own thing. Play the game the way you like it.

Sincerely

Someone who doesn't understand the unnecessary hate

PS: You all criticizing him ain't top car designers either so dress your cars the way you like it and let everyone else do their own thing.

Dear terabaapkabaap,

 

I judge a car on the individual merits of that vehicle and not the owner....

 

In the case of the Armoured Kuruma, I have seen worse examples and colour schemes on the streets of Los Santos, but the white was so bright it was too overpowering! If there was a better choice of secondary colour to darken the armour and lower the tone, it may have been acceptable.

 

As for Giantsgiants as a car colour chooser, his choices are usually a little outlandish and sometimes tasteless, but I will carry on viewing his cars on a car for car basis.... He is free to carry on playing the game as he sees fit.

 

As for car colour choices, I submit a few of my own designs as a comparison. The first one is of my Warrener, on which the colours are based off the Ford Escort Mexico from the late 1960's and I think they look very similar from the rear view....

 

 

 

 

If I receive criticism for my car colour and style choices, I will accept them and work to improve my choices next time.

 

Yours,

 

Sikee Atric.

 

Dear Sikee atric

Your cars are cool no doubt, but as I said, Pay no heed to what others say. You paid the 50 bucks for the game not anyone else. Criticism is ok, but let us not demote someone to the level of hate recieved by JB.

Yours

Terabaapkabaap

[RocknRumble]

Dear NPCs,
I swear to god almighty that the next time you decide to randomly ram your car into mine AFTER I just repainted it, I'm gonna make you eat all 28 inches of my assault shotgun and pull the trigger.

Go f*ck yourselves,
RocknRumble

P.S.
That paint job is worth more than your life.

Edited May 2, 2015 by RocknRumble